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Stupid god damn morons
Topic Started: Apr 2 2013, 08:39 PM (491 Views)
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Jokes, I'm totally sober and I meant for that post to sound retarded on purpose.

April fools!
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Apr 5 2013, 04:23 AM

You play as darryl - my fave motherfucking character because he's so god damn sexy.
Amen, sister.

I've heard that game is supposed to be really good. Deffo gonna be playing it after exams.

Below, where is your boat?
You are slow, you are slow
From where I stand
I can see the curvature of the Earth
And I want to make it flat
I will play, the sky is black
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Apr 2 2013, 08:39 PM
The idiot builders next door have their music up so loud it's vibrating the house. It's not even 10 in the morning and my desk faces their work site. Fucking guys. They're making idiot noises too and laughing heaps. It's too fucking early for dub step and their stupid god damn shit jokes and yelling. God DAMMIT!

God damn morons = The morons of God.

These morons are the anoynted of the Lord.
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Looks like builders and construction workers have a bad taste in music everywhere in the world.

For a moment I wondered if builders in Germany would like to listen Kraftwerk, which kicks ass, then I immediately remembered that all the builders in Germany must be Turks, and it just irked me the kind of music they would listen while they work.
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This isn't really related, except for the subject of German music...

Last year I downloaded this thing that picks up foreign radio stations. When flicking through the frequencies I heard a dance song with a German lyrics. It was saying "Nein mann, ich will noch nicht gehen, something something tanzen". It sounded cool, so I listened until it finished and tried to listen out for the name of the group. The DJ was speaking German but I got "laserkraft" and from that could google the song.

I read the translated lyrics and it's about a guy in a club who won't stop dancing. His friends ask him to leave and he says Nein mann... I don't want to go, I want to keep dancing, let's keep dancing!

A hot girl approaches him and asks him to go home with her and he says Nein mann, I want to keep dancing. Eventually the bouncer gets pissed off and tells him to leave, the staff want to go home. Nein mann! I want to keep dancing!

The DJ cuts the musik off and he keeps on dancing, then eventually stops.

Anyway, I fell in love with the song and although I have no idea what the lyrics are, I sing along anyway in gibberish that sounds as close to the lyrics as possible but I'm surely not saying actual German words.

A few months later I went out to a bar with a big group of people. As the night wore on a friend and I ended up diverging from the main group and talking to other people in the bar. My friend disappeared (turns out he was so drunk he went and passed out in the backseat of his car) and I got talking to a group of German tourists there. They were rowdy and friendly and drunk. They welcomed me into their group and it was so much fun. At one point I asked if they'd heard a song that went "Nein mann" and immediately they all started singing along. I was probably singing in what sounded like sim language to them, not actually saying any words, but it was still really cool.

Every time you eat bread Ryan Gosling is sad.
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They are usually friendly people. I liked all the ones I met in real life.

I remember a German guy from former DDR I met one day (those were the mid-1990's and the former DDR was still a mess and some people were still wanting to leave that place, even to Brazil). He learned some Portuguese in very few time he spent over here.

He used to tell me "you got to have more heart in your life" and touched her own chest with his fist. Then I realised he was mistaking the word "courage" for "coração" wich is "heart" in Portuguese.

He had a black girlfriend. I liked that guy. It's a shame I lost contact with him.
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The black and green scarecrow as everyone knows
Stood with a bird on his hat and straw everywhere.
He didn't care.
He stood in a field where barley grows.
His head did no thinking
His arms didn't move except then the wind cut up
Rough and mice ran around on the ground
He stood in a field where barley grows.
The black and green scarecrow is sadder than me
But now he's resigned to his fate
'Cause life's not unkind - he doesn't mind.
He stood in a field where barley grows.


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Daryl hasn't washed his balls in two years.
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I know and I struggle with that.
Every time you eat bread Ryan Gosling is sad.
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Apr 5 2013, 04:23 AM
I read this thing, about this, um, thing... And it's like... Men and women... We had it right the first time. Like, you gotta have one doing one thing and then the other does whatever, so it all balances out. Because men have all that Spatial shit and women are all soft and tender and pretty .

But really, being honest now, species doesn't matter. Because I've witnessed the dominant male monkey chasing away all the young baby male monkeys because he was threatened, and they were too dependent on the females because they were still nursing and taking their attention away from the dominant male. He killed one. So its mother was forced to show him attention because she no longer had a baby to look after. Plus she now had an empty void that she wanted to fill, so she mated with him again and he got what he wanted.

So my point is that I don't care if they're cute furry animals, males are disgusting regardless of species.

That being said, if men were wiped off the ace of the earth I would miss the good shagging they can provide.

You can licketysplit all you want but there's nothing quite like good old traditional man to women relations.
What is this shit? Was I drunk?
Every time you eat bread Ryan Gosling is sad.
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