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Peachflower
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Anything you have said or heard IRL :D

I will make this a compendium dedicated to my course of study, as we have SO DAMN MANY funny things happening all the time.

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"Your Mom is Low Poly!"

"Your Mom is so fat, her UV maps don´t fit between 0 and 1!"

"You´re not a polish-born, you stole your passport - but in poland that´s the naturalisation test!"

"You´re leaving us already?" - "Dick > you. Sorry." - From my Gay friend

"It´s like I´m holding your penis~" - boy to a girl while touching her braid
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Cid
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"You're white enough to have all consoles" Shahid to me

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"Did it suddenly start to smell odd in here?" - Cecilie
"Sorry, I'll put my shoes back on..." - Shorty

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"Allow me to interduce you all to my 2 best friends: My Manboobs" - René, as he starts groping said male mammals
"..." - Everyone else
Edited by Cid, Jul 5 2013, 06:08 AM.
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Cipher
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"...How's PE? We lit someone on fire. So, uhm.. how's ar--- oh right you're colour blind."

"McDonald's ice cream is like sex."
"Except I've had McDonald's ice cream."

"So, for my 'what does your desk dream about?' I decided mine wants to be a big time rapper. His rap name? M.C. Woody."
Edited by Cipher, Jul 10 2013, 11:15 PM.
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TheBilldozer
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- During a World of Darkness game -

Joe (Storyteller): As you approach the trailer, you hear a loud howling, snapping sound that echoes loudly. The beast inside stomps and snorts, its vocal expressions sounding wet and as if its jaws sounding like it just tore flesh.

Me: Is it a Were-Madea?

Joe (Storyteller): Yes, yes it is.

Me: So it should sound more like: RAAARGH! HALLELUYER CHILLUNS!

- At the mall, saw a guy dressed in a leather trench coat, balding, had his hair pulled back in a braid. He was walking with a rather rotund woman who kept referring to him as "Master". Dude legitimately gave off a creepy vibe. -

Greg: I bet that guy is a child molester.

John: I bet he drives a van with no windows that says "FREE HUGS" spray painted on it.

Adam: I bet you're both wrong and his beluga whale of a slave has odd fantasies.

- It was at this point the guy apparently had heard Adam. -

Guy: SHE drives the van and picks me up, you sickos!
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Froststep
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Me: Guardhouse, this is gate. We have car in UN colours coming. They seem to be Chinese. (Note,car was regular landrover.)
Guardhouse: Roger. How many persons?
Me: Hard to say, but since the car is full, and they're Chinese, I'd say about 20.
Guardhouse: Goddamnit Frosty... *laughter on the background*


Me: "It kinda annoys me that local kids have better optical-sights in their toy-guns, than we have in our real guns."
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Cid
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"Hey, I've been wondering..." - Stefan
"'bout what?" - Me
"If Emo's listen to music about killing themselves that makes them kill themselves... How come they haven't gone extinct yet?" - Stefan
"One of the Worlds 7 wonders..." - Me (With a stark degree of sarcasm)
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While describing the setting of our next DnD campaign at a pizza shop filled with kids:

Me: "So there's these two dragons, Lux, and his sister-"
Fink, interrupting: "-Luna." (Reference to My little pony)
Me : "Nox. Two godlike dragons who rule the skies, one in the day, the other at night."
Fink: "Do she got the booty?"
Me: "What in the world makes you think a dragon would have "The booty"?"
Fink: "What in the world makes you think a dragon can't have da booty?"
Me: "Having a huge ass would mean that her aerodynamics would go straight to shit."
Fink: "Well, she could fly by flapping those glorious booty cheeks."
*everyone busts out laughing*
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"Trust is a wonderful thing. It keeps people together, after all."
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Peachflower
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Me: *hugging my brother, who is very heat sensitive*
Bro: Urghh, you´re warm
Me: Nah, I´m just THAT hot!
Bro: Must run in the family ;D *highfives*
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I seen my friend I haven't seen in years, he stretch his ear lobe so a finger can pass through.

Me: Hey I Haven't seen you in years!
Him: Yeah it good to see you again, Lucky (fake of corse)
Me: You stretch your ear lobes! Can i poke my finger in it?
Him: Hmm, sure everyone ask me at least once.
Me: Cool. *Pokes finger in his ear.*

Me being a social retard: I'm inside you now...
Him: ...
me: ?
him: you're still the same idiot when we were kids.
Me: ...?

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Froststep
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School sheannigans:

Classmate: "Frost have you considered going aboard as exchange student?"
Me: "Actually I have. I think it would be nice to visit foreign countries without a gun for a chance."
Classmate: "..."

"No, it's not Arnold Scwachenegger with a bucket that walks around the barn."
Me when trying to explain to a friend, what automatic-milking robot is.
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Peachflower
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Halloween party, we were dressing up a very "pretty" friend in drag:
"Remember, in our project I AM the one wearing the pants! ...even if its tights!"
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during Halloween a female friend said this to me while i was wearing my maid costume

>how do you have nicer legs than me
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Me: "I am a self-concious mass of chemicals that amongst with other masses of chemical reactions do not understand the meaning of self-conciousness and cannot describe it."
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- In a class about military strategy and history in Pickles' State of Ohio -
Teacher: "Now we shall discuss the importance of artillery in the Military universe."
*He then proceeds to write the word "Boom" next to "Artillery"*
Teacher: "Moving on."

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"A very wise man once said that 'that which does not kill you, makes you stronger.' With all due respect to the German philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche, he was NEVER THROWN OFF A CELL!"
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Cid
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At the dinner table during "Mortens Aften", I didn't catch most of the talk prior to this but enough to join the silence that followed...

Troels: "And then I received a picture of his Morning Glory"
Rasmus: "The Sausage tastes gooooood~" as he is eating A sausage.
*Awkward Silence*
Edited by Cid, Nov 10 2013, 01:21 PM.
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