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"My balls are just more attractive than yours!" boy to a girl, playing Diddykong Racing
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Drill Seargant after "Rag Rally":
"Alright, all of you who are ****ing pissed off, raise your hand!" *More than half of the men raise their arms.*
"Good. That means that the goal training was reached!"


"If I see you do that one more time, you'll return that to the debot, and your weapon for the rest of the service will be a BROOM!" *me to a random private, when I saw him trying "rifle-golf", which is trying to reload your weapon by taking a hold of barrel and swinging it so that that swing moves bolt backwards.
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In English class, playing Scattergories in teams of 2.

My Partner: "We need something in a pet store that starts with G."
Me: "Good deals...?"
*Both of us burst out laughing.*

and:

My partner: "Something yellow with B."
Both of us: "BANANA PHOOONE~"
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Discussing Modern versions of classic lit:
Me: "Shakespeare, to be or not to be.. a massive prick. That... is not even a question, always choose the latter."
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Discussing whimsical nonsense and insanity with a friend:
Me: "Bro. Brobrobrobrobro. Do you even mad science?"
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ZycantAlpha
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The Logic Bells toll for Thee, Sucka!
From a few years ago, senior year of high school (band) (apologies if you like the group)

Friend 1: I kind of want to be in a gay boy band.

Me: Isn't the point of being in one to pick up girls? I don't think it's possible to be in a "gay" boy band.

Friend 2 (completely deadpan): One Direction.
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OracleOfMaia
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The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom.
My friend and I going back and forth in Shakespearean

Jayant: "Though art a Jagged, half-faced harpy!"

Myself: "I shall tickle your catastrophe!"

Jayant: *fake gasp* "You take that back!" D:

My friend trying to hit on a girl

DJ: "You have more curves than a race track."

*to which we all started laughing*

talking to that one person who always seems to find a way to creep you out

Austin: *talks for about 15 minutes on death and decomposition*

Me: "...So, do you like cats?"
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SAIKYO NI HAITTE YATSU DA!
Me and a friend playin call of duty while mildly intoxicated (Gasp omg ikr Mike interacting with people le faint)

Derrick: *taking cover around a corner* " You ain't ever gonna get me shootin like that. And I ain't comin out either!"

Mike: "Foolish bitch you dare defy my whims!?" *bounces grenade off wall and around corner* "Feel the power of geometry!"
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Bushido
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Carving out my answer, One person at a time.
League of Legends random match 107

Me: There is a fight at blue lets go!

Hobo: Gotta go fast!




Black lancer Double Kill! Triple Kill!




Me: Hey i got blue!

Me: Ding Blue is up, Ding Blue is up, Ding blue is up!




League of legends Random Match 78

Hobo: They are at your red!

Me: WHAT!?!?!?!




Charges at red buff 1v3 as Yasuo

DOUBLE KILL! TRIPLE KILL!

Jinx ults towards me at low health!

Yasuo uses Wind Wall and blocks Ult




Me in all chat: YOU THINK YOUR PEOPLE JINX!
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Today at Wal-Mart...

*My mother puts some underwear and diapers on the counter, for my baby half-brother*
Cashier: "Potty training?"
My mother: "Yeah, we're teaching him."
Several seconds of silence...
Me: "Just so we're clear, she's not talking about me."

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This actually happened a long time ago but I forgot to post it.

English Teacher (Talking to the guy behind me): "Pass it in by the end of the class."
Him: "I'll pass it in first thing tomorrow morning."
Teacher: "I don't think I'll be your first thought at 8AM."
Me: "..Ma'am, that would be extremely creepy if you were."
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Peachflower
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background story:
Last friday a girl friend and I tried to get our male friend to join us at a campfire, where we were eating bacon grilled over the fire. We kinda made it sexual by saying we´d snack on the same piece of bacon just for him if he came along. A week later, we chat for making cinema plans for monday...

Are you ready for some... bacon?

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OracleOfMaia
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The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom.
Eating lunch at the same table as my brother. He had a hamburger, I had a salad:

Him: How's your bowl of leaves.

Me: Just fine. And how is your dead cow, may I ask.

Him: (giving me a look) Suddenly unappetizing

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Getting distracted while helping my friend with a project:

Her (texting a boy): He just asked me if I ever hot a job.

Me: How does one hot a job? I don't get it, you have two already.

Her (joking, I must add): *bits her lip, failing at a seductive face*

Me: ohhhhhhhhhh... O_o
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So..this quote of mine probably won't sound that interesting but.

"It is what I do, friendship is both my duty and my curse"

Kind of venturing into negative terrain buuuuuuuuuuuut, I felt it was poetic so I decided to throw it here.
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OracleOfMaia
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The silent voice within one's heart whispers the most profound wisdom.
Me:"I never understand how people get mad when they find out I'm gay. Like you don't get mad at a person eating a doughnut just because you're on a diet."

David: Well I wouldn't mind if the person is up for sharing"

Me: *insert spit-take*

David: "The doughnut, that is."
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We had to act out the first scene of A Midsummer Night's Dream in English yesterday, here are some of the glorious highlights.

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Me: "Can a person be in more than one scene, or rather... can they be more than one character?"

English Teacher: "Yeah, that's fine. Do you want to be Bottom?"

Me: "Sure, I'm eager to continue acting."

Teacher: "I can see that, so for this scene... you'll be our little ass."

Me: "Aren't I already?"
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Teacher: "Allow me to explain what's going on here. The workmen -and women for our class, I guess- are setting up a play, but Bottom being Bottom, is a bit too eager and wants to play all oft he parts himself, and he's not that great of an actor."

Me: "Are you sure I'm not playing myself?"
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Me: "The next thing she looks upon [...] she shall pursue it with the soul of love..." *Wicked laughter, the rest of the speech goes as normal*
"I'm so deliciously EVIL!"
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Additionally some other recent highlights I've yet to post:

Otaku Friend: "The sub of Baccano is better than the dub."
Me: "WRONG! You must commit sudoku!" *Proceeds to draw sudoku grid.*
"Now solve to alleviate the shame."
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*Reviewing some To Kill A Mockingbird nonsense for English*

Friend: "Missionary Tea Party?"
Me: "I was wondering... in modern times to they have Tea Raves? Like, people with monocles and top hats in Victorian era suits just jumping about to crappy techno?"
Friend: "This is the greatest idea you've had. Ever. "

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(In Lit club we were discussing the stoners)

Girl In Lit Club: "Well, (one of the school's history teachers) sees them smoke up at lunch, and they've even offered him some."

Me: "So... does he have Vietnam flashbacks to it...like, 'there they were. The offered me the smoke or joint or whatever it was... I've seen some shit man... it was horrible."
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Step Mom: "Why do you guys hate onions so much? You and your dad, I mean."
Me *Imitating Goldmember from Austin Powers*: "The look of it, the taste of it, the smell of it, the texture..."
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*Last one, I promise. I recently bought a blazer made of an old Union Jack flag and was walking down the hall when..*

Principal: "I like it, it's very Roger Daltrey."
Secretary: "Reminds me of Austin Powers."
Me: "I'll be wearing this until I win international man of mystery. Yeah baby!"
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-at work-

Dave: "Casey, your brother is an idiot. he swerves all over the road when he drives."
Casey: "he's probably drunk. he usually does that."
Dave: "He's going to get himself killed"
Me( In my best impersonation of a pastor): "Here lies brother Pat. taken out by an 18-wheeleer truck."
Dave: "on the wrong side of the road."
me: "Drunk"
Dave: "leaning under the steering wheel."
Me: "trying to drive with his ass cheeks"
Dave *dying of laughter*
Me: "And Charles Darwin could not be happier with the success. Natural selection strikes again."

Casey has her head down laughing: "Oh my god stop"



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-at work again, running the gravitron; which allows me to play my own music as it spins-

Kid: "can we listen to just beiber!?"
Me: "SURE THING, JUNIOR!"

-cue metallica: ride the lightning-

Kid: "Hey....this isn't justin beiber!!"
Me: "Listen closely and you'll hear the sound of me not caring"
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Military incident 10015: Officers are strange.

"Japi! JAPI! Wait, why the fuck I'm shouting my own name? AHIS!"

When we were shooting with shotguns, other course was taken for grenade pistols. Due ranges being so close to each other, we couldn't go to check shotgun targets before grenade pistol had stopped firing. Then this happened:

Our practice supervisor: "JAPI! DID YOU STOP FIRING?!"
Japi, who was leading the grenade pistol practice: "YEAH YEAH!
We start to walk towards the targetboards, when suddenly: *blob*.... we take cover and then: *BOOOM*
Japi: "THAT WAS THE LAST ONE!!!"
Our supervisor: "JAPI SAATANA!!!"
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