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| Humour 3-Space Test; Certainly entertaining | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 24 2006, 11:33 AM (499 Views) | |
| Evil_Henry | Nov 24 2006, 11:33 AM Post #1 |
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In Vino Veritas
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One of "those" tests, this one attempting to ascertain your sense of humour. It manages to do this while being quite good fun though. Humour 3-Space I won't even bother telling you my results as they're obvious. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Nov 24 2006, 01:34 PM Post #2 |
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Satan Valid
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the Shock Jock (52% dark, 76% spontaneous, 63% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (B) you have no scruples and © you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. Are any of you REALLY surprised? |
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| lori | Nov 24 2006, 07:13 PM Post #3 |
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that chick, you know
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the Shock Jock (52% dark, 69% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (B) you have no scruples and © you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr Apparently, I'm slightly less Monkey than Monkey. |
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| Lea | Nov 25 2006, 12:15 AM Post #4 |
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the Provacateur (61% dark, 26% spontaneous, 47% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it. Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin doesn't sound like me <_< |
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| lori | Nov 25 2006, 02:57 AM Post #5 |
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that chick, you know
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That's.....eerie. I actually don't think mine sounds like me at all. But yours... yeah. Little bit. |
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| Pestiferous | Nov 25 2006, 03:46 AM Post #6 |
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the Cutting Edge (66% dark, 46% spontaneous, 36% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top. Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi |
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| Lea | Nov 26 2006, 08:16 AM Post #7 |
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What do you mean "yours.. yah. Little bit"?? <_< |
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| Mori | Nov 26 2006, 11:57 AM Post #8 |
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Cyber Valid
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the Wit (57% dark, 34% spontaneous, 15% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais You scored higher than 99% on darkness You scored higher than 99% on spontaneity You scored higher than 99% on vulgarity |
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| lori | Nov 28 2006, 05:22 AM Post #9 |
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that chick, you know
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It's just, you know... for example, this part?
But, I mean, hey! I get you! Don't send... killer bunny rabbits to my house or anything, or whatever animal you can call this week. |
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| Evil_Henry | Nov 28 2006, 11:06 AM Post #10 |
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Did anyone actually find the "I am Dave's gay boyfriend" anything other than laugh out loud funny? |
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| serendipity | Nov 28 2006, 08:23 PM Post #11 |
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Cyber Valid
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the Shock Jock (61% dark, 50% spontaneous, 52% vulgar) your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead. Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (B) you have no scruples and © you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Howard Stern - Adam Sandler - Roseanne Barr who knew? certainly not me. |
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| ThePlague | Nov 28 2006, 08:46 PM Post #12 |
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the Wit (57% dark, 34% spontaneous, 21% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 9 2008, 11:46 AM Post #13 |
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*Bump* Your Score: the Ham(38% dark, 42% spontaneous, 5% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style's goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith |
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| HollyHostess | May 9 2008, 12:12 PM Post #14 |
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(61% dark, 26% spontaneous, 31% vulgar) your humor style: CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion. You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais |
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| stevapalooza | May 9 2008, 12:23 PM Post #15 |
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Dalek Valid
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I got shock jock. I've never seen the Office. But I liked Extras. |
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| HollyHostess | May 9 2008, 12:24 PM Post #16 |
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The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test Your Score: The SwineAchtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 59% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about. You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here]. The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry ![]()
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| stevapalooza | May 9 2008, 12:27 PM Post #17 |
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Dalek Valid
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Ardra's boredom is going to get us all killed. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 9 2008, 12:41 PM Post #18 |
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Satan Valid
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Where's the link? I want to take the test! |
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| HollyHostess | May 9 2008, 12:43 PM Post #19 |
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Consummate Cunt
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Nazi test |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 9 2008, 12:54 PM Post #20 |
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Satan Valid
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Your Score: The ExpatriateAchtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them. Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi. I'm slightly disappointed. |
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