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Humour 3-Space Test; Certainly entertaining
Topic Started: Nov 24 2006, 11:33 AM (500 Views)
Pestiferous
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Your Score: The SwineAchtung!

You are 23% brainwashworthy, 50% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.

You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].

The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry

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stevapalooza
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YOUR SCORE: ADOLF HITLER

Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 95% antitolerant, and 100% blindly patriotic

You probably lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be.

Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!




ok I lied on purpose. Or did I?? :mellow:
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Your Score: The ExpatriateAchtung!

You are 38% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 28% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a
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your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | DARK


Your sense of humor is off-the-cuff and kind of gross. Is it is also sinister, cynical, and vaguely threatening to the purer folks of this world. You probably get off on that. You would cut a greasy fart, then blame it on your mom, and then just shrug when someone pointed out that she's dead.

Yours is hands-down the most outrageous sense of humor; you like things trangressive and hardcore. It's highly likely (a) you have no limits (B) you have no scruples and © you have no job. Ironically, it's your type of humor that can make the biggest bucks in show business.


Lol.

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Your Score: The Everyday German

Had you lived in Germany in the 1930s, you'd have probably just gone along with the flow. Men with guns are surrounding the house next door? The bagel place on the corner's gone? Hmm...whatever.

The data show you're a decent person who's willing to listen to what people of authority tell you. That's what most people are, and in most times and most places, that's ok. But not then; not there.

The sad conclusion: you would've missed your Jewish friends, but you would've done nothing about it. Seriously. But rest assured, you would've forgiven yourself eventually.


Fair enough.
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Morguemisericordia
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Your Score: the Idiot Savant(42% dark, 61% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


please, laugh along with me....
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Lea
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so I did it again...

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(66% dark, 38% spontaneous, 57% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin



ffss.. thar be a conspiracy afoot. <_<
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Lea
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yes i'm getting to the nazi one.. I just wanted to see if i have changed at all.


Apparently not <_<
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Lea
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Your Score: The Foot SoldierAchtung! You are 53% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 57% blindly patriotic
You're not evil exactly, but you still would've joined the German army. Driven by STRONG patriotism and a willingness to do what your country asks, you would've thrown your moral reservations aside and stepped right up to the platz for the AXIS POWERS.

The sad fact is: while you're not self-centered, you are are an enthusiastic nationalist, malleable like so much half-dried glue, and ready to follow zee rules. Unfortunately, you're not cynical enough to tell when you're being manipulated. You probably have a violent itch that needs scratching anyhow, so why ask questions?

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would've supported the Nazis militarily while turning a blind eye to their 'civilian' programs.


:surrender:
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Morguemisericordia
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Your Score: The ExpatriateAchtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 33% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could have been one of them.

Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

shame, i would have missed the museum raids.


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Morguemisericordia
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Morguemisericordia
May 9 2008, 10:14 PM
Your Score: the Idiot Savant(42% dark, 61% spontaneous, 63% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT


You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'.

Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel


please, laugh along with me....

for the record: no such email folder exists.
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Lea
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I just realised.. I'm close to being the whore of hitler :crybaby:

Which gets a bucket load better when you know that Stoyva IS hitler.. but without the charisma.

:wub:
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Morguemisericordia
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without the charisma, but man...that ass!
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[dohtml]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ASW3UCc17AI&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ASW3UCc17AI&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/dohtml]
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Your Score: The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 22% antitolerant, and 9% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country.


Take that, Hitler's whore!
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Lori's such an asshole.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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May 10 2008, 09:38 PM
without the charisma, but man...that ass!

Awww..you're just looking in the mirror again aren't you?
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Lea
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i cannot believe you totally glossed over the fact that I am your whore (apparently).

I hate you.




p.s. I.O.U.s don't count.. leave it on the bedside table or me no suck your fucky :angry:
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stevapalooza
May 25 2008, 05:27 AM
Morguemisericordia
May 10 2008, 09:38 PM
without the charisma, but man...that ass!

Awww..you're just looking in the mirror again aren't you?

:blink:


when did you see my ass, dear sir?
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a few weeks ago zippy and i were youtubin around and he stumbled upon a video of a dirt bike crash and a video response to the dirt bike crash.

[dohtml]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ahjFwCNd174&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ahjFwCNd174&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/dohtml]

admittedly, it's a horrific video, but then there is the following:

[dohtml]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kl-De5BQGM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/6kl-De5BQGM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/dohtml]

i not only laughed, but i laughed a lot. so, yeah, i passed it around to my friends and surprisingly only about 2 of the 6 people i sent it to found the humor in it. the rest were sickened by the exploitation of it all and thought i had crossed the line.

opinions?
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Now remember, you asked for opinions....

I just think it's stupid. I don't find it funny and I don't find it over the line. I find that someone has injected a bunch of redneck by way of a few words splashed accross the screen and it's really just a fall-flat kind of joke.
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