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Anger Management in the Workplace; Stuff that kills you.
Topic Started: Dec 15 2006, 04:44 PM (1,213 Views)
Lea
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ConfusedMonkey
Apr 2 2007, 10:19 AM


I left something really urgent with my manager, and he didn't fucking do it. I now have this man on my case, and he is not a happy bunny. Lea, go and have sex with him.


I am not the village whore to be porned off at will <_<


of course. if this price is right -_-
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ConfusedMonkey
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You're such a bad friend. I'd do it for you. :ph43r:
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Pestiferous
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Lea's just playing hard to get to up her price.

Give her a week, and you should be able to wear her down to giving him a blow job for a postcard from you and Henry.

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Mock
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:nono:
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Cygnus-X1
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* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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Evil_Henry
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I'm not sure what you'll get for an e-postcard, Cyg. She might spit on your cock - I wouldn't expect much more than that.
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Pestiferous
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She might spit in a vial, and mail it to you COD...so you can rub it on your cock.

If you're lucky.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Cygnus-X1
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...if I'm lucky?

I ain't payin' a red cent for a tube o' spit, I'll tell you that right now.


P.S. - Does anyone else have a hard time with the tags in this forum - bold, italics, underline, etc...? I always have to type them in manually, because when I try to use the buttons, the tag never gets put where I want it. It usually appears all the way at the end of the sentence or paragraph.
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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Evil_Henry
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If you want a section in bold, you have to highlight it and then click bold. It's a bit old fashioned but it works.
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Lea
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is trying to bold it
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Lea
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henry i can't do it either.. that's all i bloody well got <_<
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Evil_Henry
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What do you expect me to do about it? I can't just come over there and somehow make you more intelligent.

Just next time you try it, do it properly. That'll work. :P
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Evil_Henry
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Highlight the word/s first you daft trout.
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Lea
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they have been fucking highlighted


I highlighted.. all i got was the fucking B


I'm not stupid henry.... i know how simple it should be.


It isn't.


Bold and Italic.. if i write them out.. usually works for me.... colour/size/font don't... no matter what I do.


I used the same thing in Mindstorms.. and i never had a problem.


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Evil_Henry
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IS THIS IN BOLD?

Works fine for me. You could just type [B ] and [/ B] - does that work?
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Lea
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as I said.. if i write them out


it works fine.. highlighting and then hitting bold doesn't work


And i can't change my font, the size of my font, or the colour of my font.. no matter what I do.

And yes.. I have written "color"
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Evil_Henry
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Not sure, maybe it's your security settings? It's not the board itself because some of us don't have a problem with it.

Nothing I can do from here. Anyone else have any ideas?
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ConfusedMonkey
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Be less of a spaz. :D

This works fine for me on my work computer, but at home it's not so great, I think it's security settings or something.

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Pestiferous
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You SUCK, Dude.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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HELEN JUST GOT FIRED~!


WOOOOHOOOOOOO!


Ding dong the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead! :fight: :witch:
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