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Topic Started: Jan 15 2007, 08:26 PM (1,198 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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Purple headed love warrior?
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Love warrior???

Read back deary... he's a cookie kung fu artist. :rolleyes:
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Holy Fuck.

Most.

Embarassing.

Thread.

Ever.

:noose:
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Mock
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rofl@ConfusedMonkey's comment. Needed to be said.


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Painful nostalgia, I would imagine, having stabbed him in the back and all, repeatedly.
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Plague is a psychotic creeper. I did not stab him in the back--I ran away for my safety.

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Evil_Henry
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Did he threaten to endanger your safety? I hope it was something like a B movie horror villain.

"That's cutting Swords. Maybe I'll decide to be CUTTING too."


or just in your face balls-out threats.

"I will rape your fucking mango shaped head, Swords"


Or just balls out. "Look at this photo of my balls, Swords - LOOK AT MY BALLS"
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Ergo pretty much took out all of the 'dramatic impact' of that last one.
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Swords can possibly highlight the dramatic testicular variations between Plague and Ergo. Staci definitely can, obviously, having had both sets in her mouth.

I'm not suggesting she had both sets in at the same time though. :mellow:
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Now if only we had a time machine in order to place that comment in the proper time period. Restoring the testosterone-estrogen equilibrium, and preventing the Plague - Cygnus exodus.
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Feb 6 2009, 09:34 AM
or just in your face balls-out threats.

"I will rape your fucking mango shaped head, Swords"



Swords has a mango shaped head?
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Feb 6 2009, 02:34 PM
Did he threaten to endanger your safety? I hope it was something like a B movie horror villain.

"That's cutting Swords. Maybe I'll decide to be CUTTING too."


or just in your face balls-out threats.

"I will rape your fucking mango shaped head, Swords"


Or just balls out. "Look at this photo of my balls, Swords - LOOK AT MY BALLS"

My safety:

Mental, emotional... proactive at the time, not reactive. He was dumped when he began to act possesive and psychotic.
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You said, and I agree, blah blah blah except this:


"Wasn't dumped until"

We all dump people. Friends, lovers, bits of furniture, but we can't all sit down and have a weep marathon. I know you flicked him away like an old congealed nugget of snot. And I know, well hope, Swords, you fired it INTO the carpet - so that no one could ever know (snot secret, flicking mucas into the carpet means you raped something but it was ok)

I think body mucas should be catapulted discreetly. I think that is obvious, mostly because I do it every day. :rolleyes:

PRETENDING TO RETURN TO THE POINT

"I have seen things you people wouldn't believe.... "

Well I am about to see the train from York to WARRINGTON CENTRAL

"You people can only imagine pain. Allow me to do it for you. Going to Warrington." *shudders*

I am going to ugh,,, "Warrington" to see my father...I have agreed. First time in eight years, How bad can a weekend be? I shalll enhance the creepy factor without meaning to. Hey - this is part of being a parent. I... I mean child.

Etc. And I mean that in spades.
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Give us a tally of the ackward silences when you get back. :lol:
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Evil_Henry
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I'm about to leave to meet my dad in a couple of hours. Dreading it. It's a fight guaranteed - even if it doesn't eventually turn physical.

Haven't seen him for a very long time and it always ends ugly. If I come back without a broken nose, that's fine. If I come back without punching him in the face, job done.

It's possible that I'm the only one with this kind of parental relationship. :mellow:

Anyone else have shit parents?
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It gets physical? Seriously though, how about you bail out now and spare yourself the indignity.
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It's possible that I'm the only one with this kind of parental relationship.



Probably. The rest of us seem to have "gotten over it", if you will.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Feb 7 2009, 02:34 PM
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It's possible that I'm the only one with this kind of parental relationship.



Probably. The rest of us seem to have "gotten over it", if you will.

I only appear to have gotten over it.... maybe not so much here but in "real" life.... well until she starts yelling at me and fitting and I scream at her to grow the fuck up etc.....

My mother is a shit parent, through and through.
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You've gotten over it - you haven't let it affect your relationships, or the way you mother your child.

Getting over it doesn't mean you're not still pissed off about some things. It means you don't let it run your life.

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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:mellow:
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Feb 8 2009, 09:31 AM
:mellow:

:nono:
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