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Topic Started: Jan 15 2007, 08:26 PM (1,195 Views)
theDootle
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Well I apologize if I'm seeing things that don't exsist.

Honestly Swords, it has nothing to do with how you feel about my sister.

And the truth of it all is that I like you and Pest, no matter what shit we've said to each other.

I really wasn't trying to piss you off, I was just saying what I saw.
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theDootle
Feb 10 2009, 12:24 PM
Well I apologize if I'm seeing things that don't exsist.

Honestly Swords, it has nothing to do with how you feel about my sister.

And the truth of it all is that I like you and Pest, no matter what shit we've said to each other.

I really wasn't trying to piss you off, I was just saying what I saw.

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Honestly Swords, it has nothing to do with how you feel about my sister.


And how do I feel about your sister?
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theDootle
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Again, I apologize.

How I project you feel about my sister.

I just have to assume that most don't like her because of the shit that went down.




Swords, really. Relax. It wasn't a personal attack.


I would have actually said something mean if it was.
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theDootle
Feb 10 2009, 12:28 PM
Again, I apologize.

How I project you feel about my sister.

I just have to assume that most don't like her because of the shit that went down.




Swords, really. Relax. It wasn't a personal attack.


I would have actually said something mean if it was.

How bout you relax? This is banter--don't interject more than is there... or here.... as you obviously do with my perspective of your "sister".

From the swords thread:

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Uhm. And this is a perfect example of how memories fade and perspective creep in... I don't hate mori, never said a bad word about her. I don't know her. I was just being mean because it's my schtick. 


What do assumptions make Doots? That's right. Chill-ax girl and stop making everyone enemy. Don't let what you think is there, prevent you from really seeing. ;)
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Let's hope ConfusedMonkey learned her lesson, eh?



What do you mean, Mock?
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HollyHostess
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So what did you do, Henry? Fuck around on her?
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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Excuse me? You mean there wasn't a shit-load of hidden subtext percolating through this thread. Pedal-Calling-The-Pot-Back and stuff -- privileged information being (mis)used for unintended nefarious 'purposes', as per your usual M.O.? Fracturing the forehead on a concrete wall? Mistaking trust for kinetic energy and hoping to break the laws of gravity? Something about inches. Uh, tried and tested, yeah, -- written testimonials of certain death rattles. Et tu, Brute?

Am I getting through?

We could try semaphore, if you so prefer.

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Excuse me? You mean there wasn't a shit-load of hidden subtext percolating through this thread. Pedal-Calling-The-Pot-Back and stuff -- privileged information being (mis)used for unintended nefarious 'purposes', as per your usual M.O.?



Again - what are you talking about, Mock? What does any of this have to do with Monkey?

Look back. No mention of her whatsoever. We were talking about Henry's relationship with his parents.

Want to clarify anything?
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Pestiferous
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Yeah. You just keep shoving that foot in there, Mock.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Feb 10 2009, 02:05 PM
So what did you do, Henry? Fuck around on her?

No honey, Mock's just looking for drama where there is none.

Henry and I broke up because it wasn't working. No drama necessary, and we're still friends.

There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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That's pretty tasteless of Mock. Must say.

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Feb 10 2009, 10:10 AM
Henry and I broke up because it wasn't working.

Oh. :(
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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Feb 10 2009, 03:10 PM
HollyHostess
Feb 10 2009, 02:05 PM
So what did you do, Henry? Fuck around on her?

No honey, Mock's just looking for drama where there is none.

Henry and I broke up because it wasn't working. No drama necessary, and we're still friends.

Oi, don't blame me for Hollyhostess' inability to read the proper subtext.
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Feb 9 2009, 03:10 PM
I have issues. Everyone has issues.

You expect the world to understand that your issues are far worse than anyone else's issues, and should excuse your behaviour and general apathy towards life.

I don't.

Therein lies the difference.

I cannot stop laughing at your accusations. Really, they are hilarious.

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I don't dispute it, I don't blame anyone and the reasons for it are entirely of my own making.


Finally. We're on track here. Except that you do blame people - you blame your parents. You had a semi-privileged life, no real death or mortality issues to deal with, have never been homeless, abused, or have ever really lost anything. So you insist on making these mommy-and-daddy issues that...sometimes it's like listenning to a spoiled brat whine that she didn't get the pony she wanted.

Your life is a poor excuse for alcoholism.

Ok, back again.


I don't think my issues are worse than everyone else's at all. You're right, I have never been homeless. That must be pretty tough. I'd be much worse if I was homeless, I might even drink more but it would be lower quality. Tramps never drink LBV Port.

I expect being kept in a Singapore prison for ten years as a sex slave for overweight men is pretty grim too - or being a prisoner of the Viet Cong. I think I'd be a complete mess if that'd happened. I might even try out some heroin or dive off a bridge.

My problems could be worse and so could I.

Drinking 3 days in 7 isn't great, but it's not total self-destruction either. I've never been unemployed, not for a day. So sure, I am a waster, no doubt about it. I could put a lot more effort into a lot more things but I really can't be arsed.

Is that the character assassination done? :P
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Is that the character assassination done?



Yes - Mock can't take anymore.
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Evil_Henry
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I can't be THAT lazy, I mean I spell checked that and everything.
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Feb 10 2009, 07:34 AM
What do assumptions make Doots? That's right. Chill-ax girl and stop making everyone enemy. Don't let what you think is there, prevent you from really seeing. ;)

I apologized didn't I?

I admit that I was wrong in assuming that you didn't like her.

Honestly, I have a terrible memory and didn't remember you saying that til you quoted it.

I'm not trying to make everyone an enemy.

Even if you didn't like her, (or anyone for that matter) it would not change how I feel about a person, personally.

A bit redundant? Whatever.

I fucking like you Swords!

DEAL WITH IT!
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