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Topic Started: Apr 16 2007, 12:34 PM (239 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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I must not drink at lunch.

I must not drink at lunch.

:marsha:

Christ - I have a couple of beers at lunch and I'm talking gibberish on the phone to people. I don't know what's going on, I just want a packet of crisps.
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ErgonomicLogic
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Don't panic. The English invented drinking at lunch at work. Before coffee was discovered they had to drink alcohol because of the filthy Thames. Keep up the good work.
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ConfusedMonkey
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The coffee machine here is rubbish. Beer it is, then! :D
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Evil_Henry
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You find yourself very distracted after a relatively small amount of alcohol. I drink massive amounts on weekends but two pints of beer in work will have me restless for a whole afternoon.

At lunch on a workday, of course, rather than sneaking cans of beer into the toilets or anything.
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Evil_Henry
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Apr 16 2007, 01:41 PM
..they had to drink alcohol because of the filthy Thames.

Drinking water extracted from an industrial slime pit is never a good idea.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Never chat on acid either....

...I'm just saying <_<
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Mori
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Chatting wasn't an option back when I was "doing" acid - but I will agree fully with Swords on that one ... and I'll also add that you shouldn't try to drive, operate heavy machinery, or attempt to play simple card games, such as "go fish", while on acid. :idiot:
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Pestiferous
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I don't recommend doing any of the above on ecstasy, either.

However, if you do insist on driving at least leave your bank card at home. This will ensure you don't go too far.
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Cygnus-X1
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Ecstacy's a dawdle.
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serendipity
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reading this makes me feel like the most boring person who has lived the most boring life possible.

thanx. :blink:
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Mori
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Don't look at it that way!

Consider the fact that perhaps you're interesting enough on your own, without chemicals.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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It's still better working half-cut than getting through the day on a hangover.

Hair-of-the-dog-me-do.
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Lori
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Apr 16 2007, 04:54 PM
reading this makes me feel like the most boring person who has lived the most boring life possible.

thanx. :blink:

No, that would be me. People like us, we've been old since we were like 20, Seren, lol.
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"Lips that touch liquor will never touch mine." <Insert Angelic Halo Emoticon Here>

"Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare
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Evil_Henry
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My lips have alcohol content all on their own.
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Mori
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You shouldn't store things in your lips, people will start calling you "chipmunk".
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serendipity
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we were just talking about this at work today and i get more and more weird about it every day.

after divorcing my alcoholic ex... i have very little tolerance for any of it.

i dont drink anymore because i cant, although i was never a big drinker anyway....maybe a few times a year and now, nothing.

i dont want to be around anyone who is drinking and i'm afraid i've become a big huge prude about it.

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probably :P
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Evil_Henry
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I stopped drinking completely for 3 months and even after the first month the thought of drinking alcohol repulsed me. I could see absolutely no merit in becoming intoxicated at all.

Thankfully now I am 'fixed'. :dalekray:
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