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Pensioner Jailed!
Topic Started: Apr 17 2007, 04:14 PM (176 Views)
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An 81-year-old woman, once described by a judge as "the original neighbour from hell", was jailed for six months today.
Dorothy Evans, of Abergavenny, South Wales, had been convicted of harassment and six breaches of her anti-social behaviour order.

Sentencing, Judge Roderick Denyer QC said: "It seems to me, despite your age and despite your infirmities, you have deliberately, for a period going on for 10 years, made life a misery for neighbours.

"In my view, the consequences of your behaviour must be brought home to you."


http://www.guardian.co.uk/crime/article/0,,2059157,00.html

I have to admit, I found this pretty funny. :witch:
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I don't mean to be rude....

...is there something special about this story that I am missing? :huh:
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I think it's funny, just because I live above a crazy old woman who borders on harrassment of other tenants at times.

Whenever she slips a note under my door blaming me for something retarded, like "You slammed the door when you left for work this morning and my mirror fell down" and I wake up to find this...obviously not left for work yet that day...I just tape it to my door for all to see. The amount of notes I receive has dwindled considerably since I started this.

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I bet it was Hyacinth Bucket from Keeping Up Appearances.

I had a neighbour complaining on Sunday afternoon, about my son pushing his ball along the floor(which he does for about 10 minutes twice a day, and only in the middle of the day). When she came to complain, he came crawling towards the door, and looked up at her with a big grin on his face...I said..., "this is the guy who was making the noise". At which he grunted and giggled at her and made several cute baby noises. I think she felt stupid.
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To be honest, I like the fact that this old lady isn't considered above the law because she's old and probably fragile. She commits harassment and criminal acts, and she goes to prison just like everybody else.

I was kind of looking forwards to being old and crazy, but not in the harassment way. I decided recently that if I live to the age of 80, I'll become a heroin addict. :clapping:
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I was kind of looking forwards to being old and crazy, but not in the harassment way. I decided recently that if I live to the age of 80, I'll become a heroin addict.


Young people are crazy to use drugs and old people are crazy not to. :hug:
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Yeah - when you're eighty you're on bonus time anyway. Might as well spend your time high on H.
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Or LSD. Why wait for madness to come to you, when you can go to it? :D
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If I'm not crazy by eighty, I'll feel cheated. :wacko:
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I'm terrified of the crazy-but-unaware-of-it time stage of life that I see inflicted upon so many other women.

Having to fight Euph every morning for my heroin doesn't seem particularly attractive either, though. I can see that turning nasty - he'll report me to police and laugh with a grin consisting of three yellowed and rotting teeth as I get dragged away, and when I come home after a month of drying out I'll retaliate by stapling his by-then old and wrinkly scrotum to our piss-stained mattress and holding the needle that is his ticket on the H-train just out of his liver-spotted reach.

Resistance is futile.
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Ahhhhhhh....


...newlyweds in love (or soon to be) :D
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Apr 18 2007, 02:30 PM
Having to fight Euph every morning for my heroin doesn't seem particularly attractive either, though. I can see that turning nasty - he'll report me to police and laugh with a grin consisting of three yellowed and rotting teeth as I get dragged away, and when I come home after a month of drying out I'll retaliate by stapling his by-then old and wrinkly scrotum to our piss-stained mattress and holding the needle that is his ticket on the H-train just out of his liver-spotted reach.

Not to worry Wessy, you will have killed him long before that. We both know this. And then you'll be mine!!! It's all been preordained. :tongueroll: :dykes:
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Apr 18 2007, 07:30 PM
...with a grin consisting of three yellowed and rotting teeth as I get dragged away...

I think you're being a bit hopeful with three. He can't have more than eight now. He's Scottish.
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Apr 17 2007, 07:02 PM
To be honest, I like the fact that this old lady isn't considered above the law because she's old and probably fragile. She commits harassment and criminal acts, and she goes to prison just like everybody else.

I was kind of looking forwards to being old and crazy, but not in the harassment way. I decided recently that if I live to the age of 80, I'll become a heroin addict.  :clapping:

"Sentencing, Judge Roderick Denyer QC said: "It seems to me, despite your age and despite your infirmities, you have deliberately, for a period going on for 10 years, made life a misery for neighbours."

"You have a long history of offences of this kind: in November 1999, three allegations and convictions of harassment; March 19, 2001, seven instances of harassment involving breach of a restraining order; August 6, 2004, further offences of harassment and breach of a restraining order; and most recently May 18, 2005, harassment for which you were made subject of an Asbo for five years."

rofl.

Ridiculous.
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