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Virginia Tech and Gun Laws; Someone had to do it
Topic Started: Apr 18 2007, 03:35 PM (3,145 Views)
Xx_SwordWords_xX
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It's in an indertiminate state, undecided, unsure.


Welcome to the club! :D

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ThePlague
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We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

Anyway, the faith displayed in the federal government is touching, as is the spinning of its heavy-handed oppression as being in defense of liberty. Sounds rather familar, though I guess some things never change.
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Cygnus-X1
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Oh, brother.

It's not so much faith in the federal government, as a lack of paranoia about our elected federal representatives being OUT TO GET US, and, an acceptance of the reality that the US military will always be better armed than American civilians.

Are you one of those people who refers to the Civil War as The War of Northern Aggression?

Ain't no one gon' tell us who we can and caint enslave!

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ThePlague
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See, that's exactly why I haven't given a vigorous defense of the Confederacy. Though I think they were well within their rights to secede, there being no provision that disallows it, one of the impetuses for wishing to do so is indefensible.
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Baby issued Illinois gun ID card

CHICAGO - Bubba Ludwig can't walk, talk or open the refrigerator door — but he does have his very own Illinois gun permit.

The 10-month-old, whose given name is Howard David Ludwig, was issued a firearm owner's identification card after his father, Howard Ludwig, paid the $5 fee and filled out the application, not expecting to actually get one.

The card lists the baby's height (2 feet, 3 inches), weight (20 pounds) and has a scribble where the signature should be.

With some exceptions, the cards are required of any Illinois residents purchasing or possessing firearms or ammunition within the state. There are no age restrictions on the cards, an official said.

Illinois State Police oversee the application process. Their purpose, said Lt. Scott Compton, is to keep guns out of the hands of convicted felons, those under an order of protection and those convicted of domestic violence.

"Does a 10-month-old need a FOID card? No, but there are no restrictions under the act regarding age of applicants," he said.

Ludwig, 30, of Chicago, applied for the card after his own father bought Bubba a 12-gauge Beretta shotgun as a gift. The weapon will probably be kept at Ludwig's father's house until the boy is at least 14.

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An infant called Bubba. :lol:
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Clearly a 13 year old isn't mature enough to handle a shotgun - but a 14 year old is fine. It can't be to do with maturity so I assume it's due to kick back.

He'll probably have a few pistols by the time he turns 8.

Apparently the state in question has some of the strictest gun laws in America too. Hmm.
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My father-in-law has bought both my nephews guns. I know the youngest, then four, got one for his birthday. Of course, not to even attempt to make this at all sound sane, they're for hunting. Probably a good thing I have girls. He hasn't bought them a thing, but--upside-- this would've resulted in a rather ugly argument, so just as well.
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