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Sick of Saddam
Topic Started: Apr 19 2007, 12:03 PM (960 Views)
Evil_Henry
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I'm humouring you out of pity. Someone has to.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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If it's humour you are after, you might want to try being funny once in a while. :huh:
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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:dalek: :dalek3:

dalek... dalek3... that's humour :)
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HollyHostess
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When I pull the cob from my ass, I find Henry extremely funny. :clapping:
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Really? Hmmm.... I'm trying to see it... hmmmm....

nope.
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Evil_Henry
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I don't expect dogs to read, you understand. It's a futile goal and there's no joy to be had in pursuing it. As for you, I sincerely hope you've never attempted humour. It has been notable in its absence, unless split pea soup suddenly blossomed into a whole new vein of cabaret while I was adding your emoticons.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Oh henry :rolleyes: don't be upset.

Of course split pea soup isn't funny! Were you expecting it to be?
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ConfusedMonkey
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Perhaps you're used to a form of sarcasm that doesn't involve irony?

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sarcasm

A form of irony in which apparent praise conceals another, scornful meaning. For example, a sarcastic remark directed at a person who consistently arrives fifteen minutes late for appointments might be, “Oh, you've arrived exactly on time!”



The only time "it's a good thing Henry has you to stick up for him, Monkey" would be a sarcastic statement (by this definition at least), is if I had never stuck up for him at all in the slightest. THEN it would be sarcastic. Since I have in fact, commented on this 'discussion' and disagreed with you, I naturally assumed you were being serious.

Perhaps if I knew you better, and knew to judge when you were joking, things wouldn't need to get so snide and bitchy.

As it is - I have no issue with you and rightly or wrongly - I quite like you. Even if you have a problem with daleks. Nobody's perfect :wub:
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ConfusedMonkey
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On the badge front - do we want the old ones back, or should we scrap them all and start again? Suggestions and submissions most welcome.
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Evil_Henry
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I think she's a dolt. -_-
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HollyHostess
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SCRAP EM
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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RevWolf
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dunno if i care about badges and shit, the boy scouts never really appealed to me. But if they humor you lot, great.
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Pestiferous
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Perhaps if I knew you better, and knew to judge when you were joking, things wouldn't need to get so snide and bitchy.



Well, it would be hypocritical if I put Ima in his place for defending Deb, but didn't say anything here.

Monkey, defending your boyfriend during an internet spat is gay. Very, very gay.

Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Evil_Henry
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But - she didn't. Thinking Swords is a witless chimp isn't based on them being my sexual partner. Lots of people share that opinion. <_<
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ConfusedMonkey
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Ima, who had never posted on this group, came over specifically to defend Deb in rather a gay way. I can understand why he wanted to do it - but it was rather weak and bent.

As a quick re-run:
I asked Swords if she was being serious about this whole badge thing. She said no. She then joked about me sticking up for Henry - and said she wasn't being serious then either. My post was just to point out why I didn't get her jokes - I just don't know her well enough to get when she's joking. That was about me and Swords, not Swords and Henry.

Henry can very much stand up for himself. I was a little incredulous that Swords might be serious - so I asked her. Simple as. I know defending your boyfriend online is gay - and much as I've been tempted to in the past, I've restained myself quite nicely. :ph43r:
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Pestiferous
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Dear People,

It's just an observation. I don't think anyone is right in any of this.

Henry - you don't understand Sword's sense of humour. That doesn't make her stupid.

Sword - Henry doesn't understand your sense of humour. Best to stop constantly exposing him to it, he'll explode soon.

Monkey - Defending your boyfriend is gay.


Now, you're all lovely people - can't you spend more time entertaining me?


Thank you,

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ConfusedMonkey
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Pestiferous - you're a cunt.

Are you in chat, btw?
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Pestiferous
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No, should I be?
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Yes, I'm bored. :D
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Apr 20 2007, 12:48 PM
gay. Very, very gay.

I fail to see any problem with all this gayness. Frankly, I think the world needs a whole lot more gayness.
"Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare
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