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Should Britney Be Banned?
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Britney Banned; What do you think?
Topic Started: Apr 22 2007, 07:11 AM (266 Views)
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Britney rehab stories banned in U.K.
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I say we ban you and delete this thread. :lol:
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Ode to Mock. :handbags:
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RevWolf
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she should ban herself from reading the news if it upsets her so much.
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This thread is tantamount to engaging upon a discussion of Paris Hilton, or any of those other pint-sized 'fuck-me-because-I-look-like-a-teenage-slut' starlets.
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i didnt vote because there wasnt a "who cares" option.


i saw her latest meltdown on tv last night.... how she ever became famous is a mystery to me... she's obviously not very intelligent.

she get's what she deserves... if she doesnt like it she can move back weeziana and become one of those little baby machines living on wellfare.
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But it's a really deep issue. :rolleyes:
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I have to be honest here. I DO occasionally enjoy celebrity trash gossip. It's mindless and entertaining, and it's always fun to pass judgement on people you don't know based on what shoes they wore to the Oscars.

This is a bit different, though... Britney's actually messed up, and in dire need of help from people that aren't trying to milk her breakdowns for every penny they're worth. This isn't "oh my God she got another boob job" territory, this is something pretty serious. She doesn't need 'rehab' - she needs to go away somewhere out of the public eye for a few months to get herself together. Not at a clinic somewhere, but with a friend. Christ, she's a human being - and people need other people when they're having issues. I don't think she's exempt from compassion just because she's famous.
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Compassion is yet another sales gimmick in the tabloid industry. She's a media-prostitute, may she burn.
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Whatever urge I have to call her a spoiled brat is pretty much drowned in the realization that this woman lives with absolute self-loathing and under such scrutiny she can't even get a coffee without people taking pictures and commenting about her sandals being so last season.

Wake up in the morning, look in the mirror before your shower. Notice the nasty bits here and there you don't care for? You ignore them, take your shower, get dressed...well, imagine living each day where your nasty bits aren't only noticed by you, but they are noticed by everyone, talked about by everyone, mass cause of speculation in newspapers, magazines, and talk shows.

I feel sorry for her.
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wait a second. i thought she hiked up her skirt and exposed her nasty bits?
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I feel much worse for Britney's children.
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I was talking about this with Henry last night, about how we react to celebrities. Some we love, some we hate. My question is this:

Why do people 'hate' celebrities?

I know someone who says she really hates Demi Moore. She just says she can't stand her. This woman she doesn't know, will probably never meet in her life, has done nothing to her, who is not even aware of her existence... she hates.
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Seriously though.
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You don't have to look at the thread if it upsets you.

Here, look at these instead :boobs:
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You're a steady customer of her media-harlotry. Simple as that.

These people do not deserve the slightest regard.
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Ok - so Mock hates ALL celebrities. Now we know where he stands.

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Britney wouldn't sign his underwear.
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The woman was sodomized by K-Fed.

K-fed.
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LOL @ sodomized.

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