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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 25 2007, 02:07 PM Post #1 |
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I think I'm losing it. Someone in the office who I get on with pretty well asked me to name a fantasy... caught on the spot, I said "Wings. I'd like to have wings." Then I saw my manager get an email, it flashed up on his desktop and it mentioned me and wings.... and I tried to fight him to read it, but I couldn't see it. They're talking about me... and I dont know why... :ph43r: |
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| Pestiferous | Apr 25 2007, 02:57 PM Post #2 |
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Most likely, they were talking about how bad you smell, and how they wish you'd sprout wings and fly away as well. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 25 2007, 02:58 PM Post #3 |
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That can't be it, I smell great. I bet it's because everyone's secretly in love with me.... yeah, that must be it. :rolleyes: |
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| Pestiferous | Apr 25 2007, 03:03 PM Post #4 |
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Maybe they are actually psychopaths, and are discussing how much easier it would be to skin you alive if they could step on your wings and pull on your legs...like a partridge. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 25 2007, 03:26 PM Post #5 |
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I'll list that as a possible option. I need to see the email... I wonder if cracking your manager's password is a sackable offense? |
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| Evil_Henry | Apr 25 2007, 03:35 PM Post #6 |
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Has anyone taken any photos of you? Could be for photoshop antics. Either that or someone involved it in his own fantasy. "I'd like to wipe my throbbing cock all over her.. um... wing. And then her other wing. Until she... got excited and... erm... flew about a bit. In ecstasy. Huh huh."
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 25 2007, 03:38 PM Post #7 |
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You're the only person I know that stores photographs for photoshop antics... |
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| Pestiferous | Apr 25 2007, 03:48 PM Post #8 |
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Henry, you're not allowed to bring a camera to the wedding. |
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| Evil_Henry | Apr 25 2007, 04:35 PM Post #9 |
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You're all over the internet anyway. Everyone has seen "the videos". |
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| Pestiferous | Apr 25 2007, 04:47 PM Post #10 |
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That's fair. But in my defense, that's not my goat. |
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| Mock | Apr 25 2007, 05:03 PM Post #11 |
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Birthday coming up? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 25 2007, 08:02 PM Post #12 |
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Mock, you remembered!! I knew you cared.
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| Mock | Apr 26 2007, 07:04 AM Post #13 |
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| Evil_Henry | Apr 26 2007, 09:32 AM Post #14 |
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I am bringing a camera - but it's ok because I like you both. FOR NOW.
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| lori | Apr 27 2007, 02:13 AM Post #15 |
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that chick, you know
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But if you say something that chaps his ass in fifteen years, he'll be able to transform you into a bride centaur. |
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