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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONKEY!; 22 today!
Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 10:18 AM (469 Views)
Evil_Henry
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Happy birthday you wonderful pile of plop and wee!

Lots of love,

Henry :wub:
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ConfusedMonkey
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Awwww that's the cutest 'Happy Birthday' I've ever had!!

Love you too. :wub:

Mr Evil Henry there sent me a massive bouquet of red roses to work. Everyone is very jealous, it's fantastic. :clapping:
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Mock
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:D

Happy Birthday.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Did your boss get you little fairy wings to wear for the day?
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Happy Birthday :rolleyes:
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ConfusedMonkey
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No fairy wings as yet - but they normally give out birthday things in the afternoon... I'll keep you posted. :ph43r:
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ThePlague
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Happy Birthday!

Just remember, most mammals would be dead at your age, so it's necessarily a good one.
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Pestiferous
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Aww, Happy Birthday!

You're so old ChatRat doesn't even want to mess with your brain!
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Evil_Henry
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He'll like the fact you mentioned him. He checks here every day.
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ConfusedMonkey
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Apparently they looked for fairy wings, but couldn't find any.

I have a Jimmy Carr DVD, and a bottle of Morgan's dark rum. :)
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Evil_Henry
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Very generous, your lot. They must really like you. Either that or you give blow jobs in the loos at lunch. :blink:
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ConfusedMonkey
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It's part of the training and development program. :rolleyes:
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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They should have gotten you a Redbull.
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Mori
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I don't think they sell Redbull in England.

Anyways...

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe!
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lori
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Happy Birthday, Monkey. I make it a rule not to like anyone born after 1980, but I make the occasional exception.


You've been granted an exception. Enjoy your gift.
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ConfusedMonkey
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Thank you Lori!! :wub:
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serendipity
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happy birthday :clapping:
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ConfusedMonkey
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Well, Mr E Henry sent a dozen red roses to me at work on Thursday. Today, he's taking me to a posh country hotel in the Yorkshire dales (middle of nowhere) for the night, where we shall have a jacuzzi in our room. We will also have a romantic and expensive dinner.

Then, he is going to get LAID. :wub:
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cleverscreename
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Happy Birthday Jen!! :kiss:
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serendipity
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shot to hell indeed.


next thing ya know you'll be telling us he spent the evening peeling grapes and feeding them to you one by one.


i think my e-reality just tilted.
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