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| HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONKEY!; 22 today! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 10:18 AM (467 Views) | |
| Evil_Henry | Apr 26 2007, 10:18 AM Post #1 |
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Happy birthday you wonderful pile of plop and wee! Lots of love, Henry
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 26 2007, 10:25 AM Post #2 |
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Awwww that's the cutest 'Happy Birthday' I've ever had!! Love you too. Mr Evil Henry there sent me a massive bouquet of red roses to work. Everyone is very jealous, it's fantastic.
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| Mock | Apr 26 2007, 11:00 AM Post #3 |
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Happy Birthday. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Apr 26 2007, 11:57 AM Post #4 |
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Did your boss get you little fairy wings to wear for the day? |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Apr 26 2007, 11:59 AM Post #5 |
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Happy Birthday :rolleyes: |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 26 2007, 12:12 PM Post #6 |
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No fairy wings as yet - but they normally give out birthday things in the afternoon... I'll keep you posted. :ph43r: |
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| ThePlague | Apr 26 2007, 01:34 PM Post #7 |
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Happy Birthday! Just remember, most mammals would be dead at your age, so it's necessarily a good one. |
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| Pestiferous | Apr 26 2007, 02:26 PM Post #8 |
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Aww, Happy Birthday! You're so old ChatRat doesn't even want to mess with your brain! |
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| Evil_Henry | Apr 26 2007, 02:28 PM Post #9 |
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He'll like the fact you mentioned him. He checks here every day. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 26 2007, 03:06 PM Post #10 |
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Apparently they looked for fairy wings, but couldn't find any. I have a Jimmy Carr DVD, and a bottle of Morgan's dark rum.
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| Evil_Henry | Apr 26 2007, 03:14 PM Post #11 |
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Very generous, your lot. They must really like you. Either that or you give blow jobs in the loos at lunch.
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 26 2007, 03:26 PM Post #12 |
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It's part of the training and development program. :rolleyes: |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Apr 26 2007, 05:07 PM Post #13 |
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They should have gotten you a Redbull. |
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| Mori | Apr 26 2007, 09:47 PM Post #14 |
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I don't think they sell Redbull in England. Anyways... Hippo Birdie Two Ewe! |
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| lori | Apr 27 2007, 02:10 AM Post #15 |
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that chick, you know
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Happy Birthday, Monkey. I make it a rule not to like anyone born after 1980, but I make the occasional exception. You've been granted an exception. Enjoy your gift. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 27 2007, 07:33 AM Post #16 |
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Thank you Lori!!
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| serendipity | Apr 27 2007, 07:04 PM Post #17 |
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happy birthday
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 28 2007, 01:12 PM Post #18 |
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Well, Mr E Henry sent a dozen red roses to me at work on Thursday. Today, he's taking me to a posh country hotel in the Yorkshire dales (middle of nowhere) for the night, where we shall have a jacuzzi in our room. We will also have a romantic and expensive dinner. Then, he is going to get LAID.
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| cleverscreename | Apr 28 2007, 03:57 PM Post #19 |
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Happy Birthday Jen!!
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| serendipity | Apr 29 2007, 11:38 AM Post #20 |
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shot to hell indeed. next thing ya know you'll be telling us he spent the evening peeling grapes and feeding them to you one by one. i think my e-reality just tilted. |
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