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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MONKEY!; 22 today!
Topic Started: Apr 26 2007, 10:18 AM (468 Views)
Xx_SwordWords_xX
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I was in a nice hotel with a jacuzzi in my room... once.


Left with a nasty yeast infection.....


Clean out the jets first ;) .... Or we may find you wandering the vagina thread when you get back!


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leija
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Happy belated Mistress Monkeys....so how was it? :sexing: ????
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Pestiferous
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Or was it more... :nosex@ ?
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ConfusedMonkey
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I had an absolutely fantastic time. I don't remember the last time I felt so relaxed. The hotel was gorgeous, the food was divine, and the jacuzzi was damn good fun. Especially when Henry put an entire bottle of the hotel bath foam in there, so of course the thing just bubbled over as soon as the jacuuzi went on. Bloody hilarious.

Loved every minute of it, perfect weekend. :wub:
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Yeah I suppose it was 'alright'. ;)
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