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Bride weds drunk groom's brother
Topic Started: May 1 2007, 11:42 AM (175 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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Bride weds drunk groom's brother

Patna, India: Villagers at a wedding in eastern India decided the groom had arrived too drunk to get married, and so the bride married the groom's more sober brother instead, police said on Monday.

"The groom was drunk and had reportedly misbehaved with guests when the bride's family and local villagers chased him away," Madho Singh, a senior police officer told Reuters after Sunday's marriage in a village in Bihar state's Arwal district.

The younger brother readily agreed to take the groom's place beside the teenage bride at her family's invitation, witnesses said.

"The groom apologised for his behaviour, but has been crying that word will spread and he will never get a bride again," Singh said by phone.


http://archive.gulfnews.com/world/India/10121938.html

Pesty - does Euph have a brother if this situation should arise? You should have a backup.

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Pestiferous
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He does...and he's a nice guy and everything...

But Scots can really hold their liquor. I suspect I'll never actually know how drunk he is on our wedding day.

Besides, this gives me opportunity to be shit-faced as well.
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Evil_Henry
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You'll be fine if he's drunk. It's the bit immediately after that's the problem.
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I suspect I'll never actually know how drunk he is on our wedding day.

Besides, this gives me opportunity to be shit-faced as well.


That is like...... the most romantic thing ever!
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Evil_Henry
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Getting prepared for a wedding while shit-faced can lead to confusions. You may want to be careful with Euph, particularly.

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Pestiferous
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Well, he's got the legs for it...
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