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| Tweet Topic Started: May 3 2007, 09:06 AM (95 Views) | |
| RevWolf | May 3 2007, 09:06 AM Post #1 |
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Salesman's hard time Salesman Richard Carter fears he's facing the sack after struggling with a seven-year erection. Richard, 34, developed the rare condition priapism after taking panic attack medication. It left his manhood almost constantly stiff and he needed eight hospital operations to reduce it, reports The Sun. Richard's bulge also left him in agony as he drove vans selling fire extinguishers for Chubbs. He was forced to take so much time off that bosses have told him they may need to "reassess" whether he can still work for them as an on-the-road salesman. Richard, from Holbrooks, Coventry, claims he's been threatened with redundancy and offered a pay-off of just ten weeks' wages - despite ten years service. He said: "Some may think it's good to have an erection for that long, but I was often in terrible pain. I had to wear knee-length coats in summer to hide it, yet people at work thought it was a joke." The condition has now improved and Richard won a 2003 bravery award for using his extinguishers on a blazing car. He said: "I was told the op may make me impotent, but I had to risk it to avoid any more pain." Chubbs last night said they might find Richard an alternative job. A spokesman said: "We sympathise with him. His position is under review." source |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 3 2007, 11:47 AM Post #2 |
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HA! Imagen a man showing up in a van marked "Chubbs" getting out with a huge bulge in his pants and demonstrating how far his extinguisher can blow white stuff around. <_< |
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| ThePlague | May 3 2007, 11:57 AM Post #3 |
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Yeah, that story sounds like a joke given the names. His name is even Richard, which has the diminutive Dick. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 3 2007, 12:03 PM Post #4 |
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Well consider the person posting the story.... .... I thought it being a joke was a given.
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| ThePlague | May 3 2007, 12:06 PM Post #5 |
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The source is Ananova, though, which isn't known as a joke site. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 3 2007, 12:10 PM Post #6 |
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Ah... but again the poster and his links are not something I will click on. Fool me once.... etc |
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| ThePlague | May 3 2007, 12:18 PM Post #7 |
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Well, I just did a hover mouse over the link, to see the source. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 3 2007, 12:31 PM Post #8 |
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I didn't. Suddup.
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| Evil_Henry | May 3 2007, 01:01 PM Post #9 |
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Additional source, with photos - here The ananova article seems to be a direct copy of the above. The Sun isn't particularly trustworthy and would think nothing of changing names for comic effect. |
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