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Chat Rat, Shao, Bozo argument and converstaion.; An argument bettween us
Topic Started: May 13 2007, 08:19 PM (680 Views)
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Guess who thinks "teaching is a complete waste of time"
yes you guessed correctly chat rat aka paul
here is a conversation i saved with me Oli aka Shao and Dom aka BOZO
the conversation has a lot of shit from the start however the argument is just after the buddah debate who is right please say me and dom we say teaching is good
read the whole thing to get a jist of what are convos might be like

There a load of shit at the start about us talking about his new site which will soon be spammed across the board by yours truly lol dont delete this it is actually INTERESTING TO READ, AND U WILL KNOW WHAT A NICE PERSON PAUL REALLY IS AND ALSO HOW IGGNORANT HE IS lol sorry rat

Rat says:
Hey, do you have any graphics apps like photoshop or ulead or anything like that?
OLI..P says:
lol i was just talking about then
OLI..P says:
no i dont
Rat says:
damn.
OLI..P says:
get GIMP
Rat says:
you're the second person to tell me to get gimp
Rat says:
have you got it?
OLI..P says:
marc told u that too huh
Rat says:
no, Will did
OLI..P says:
ok lol
Rat says:
Last time I spoke to Marc I was freaking out because I thought you were pissed off with me.
Rat says:
I was going to get him to ring you and tell you to get ur arse back into IM - but he doesn't have your number
OLI..P says:
have u done that website yet
OLI..P says:
he used too
OLI..P says:
i got a new phone
Rat says:
I'm downloading stuff and working on bits and pieces. I did a navbar, now I'm trying to make it animate nicely
OLI..P says:
i onyl used it to phone him like once when i was guna go to school in the morning and wanted him to spar me at this tree thing
Rat sends:

Open(Alt+P)
Rat says:
My phone has been:)switched off a*l *eek.

You have successfully received C:\Users\Oliver\Documents\My Received Files\navbar.gif*from Rat.

Rat says:
Would you be able to mess around with that and get it looking teh secks?
OLI..P says:
im kind of busy at the moment
OLI..P says:
thats not anything like a menu
OLI..P says:
it sucks
Rat says:
it's a navbar, not a menu
OLI..P says:
its all horrible silver
Rat says:
I like horrible silver
OLI..P says:
make like a mcdonalds menu
OLI..P says:
then u will get loads of visitors
Rat says:
Don't want idle gawkers, I want people to use the site because it's full of content, not prettiness
Rat says:
(I loathe prettiness with every fibre of my existence)
Rat says:
If it's pretty, it should be fkn shot)
Rat says:
But just for you, I'll create something different. Something that combines what the site is about without making it look or feel too much like a splash page - which really are the last word in internet failures.
OLI..P says:
make a menu like mcdonalds or burger king
OLI..P says:
if its pretty u will get more members
OLI..P says:
and the more members u got the more chace of having good members
Rat says:
I'll work on it.
OLI..P says:
if u make a menu i will help u with ur site
Rat says:
The thing about McDonalds menus is that you have all those shitty images up the top and they're mixed in with all menu items. Doing that would take up half a page and I haven't got that much to put in the site yet to take care of that many links.
OLI..P says:
dont make it take up half a page
Rat says:
I shall have to pay another visit to a maccas to see what I can do. I only go there maybe 5 times a year.
OLI..P says:
just like a top bar
OLI..P says:
with 4 different meals
OLI..P says:
5
OLI..P says:
maybe like across nothing verticle
OLI..P says:
ill show u what i means when i have done this cwk
Rat says:
it was going to be across anyway, Verticle menus just look silly unless they're 45 items long or thereabouts
OLI..P says:
yh
Rat says:
What's the cwk you're doing atm?
OLI..P says:
im evaluating Professional powerpoints
OLI..P says:
in the summer i will have lots of free time to help u with ur site but right now i dont
Rat says:
that's ok. I'm only stressing for my lack of design skills
OLI..P says:
make the site look gd thats what gets people thu the door
OLI..P says:
imagine a good looking 4chan
Rat says:
Irony - I used to respect cfus - now that place is dead.
Rat says:
And people from 4chan are there.
OLI..P says:
what is cfus
Rat says:
www.cfus.net they fancy themselves as the best website designers on the planet when really, all they do is make money by arranging porn links on their sites.
OLI..P says:
lol
OLI..P says:
a good website gets people thu the door if its just content i wouldent give it a second glance
Rat says:
Yeah, there are lots of people like that. I used to be one of them.
OLI..P says:
well then all the good members will just pass by
OLI..P says:
if u want kids to visit ur website u need make it look good
OLI..P says:
colourful
OLI..P says:
lol flashy
OLI..P says:
like the teletubbies
Rat says:
But not annoyingly so. When they come to actually use it, they don't want it full of clutter.
OLI..P says:
no
OLI..P says:
just a nice border and a menu will be enough
Rat says:
pretty much.
OLI..P says:
and that info burger symbolk is kool
Rat says:
oh shit... which one?
Rat says:
The one I morphed from burger king?
OLI..P says:
yep
OLI..P says:
i liked it
Rat says:
ah crap, do you still have that?
OLI..P says:
um i doubt it
Rat says:
I've formatted my hd twice since I did that.
OLI..P says:
i might ill have a look 4 it next time i uses my old pc
Rat says:
k
OLI..P says:
lol u need make the site big so it can be like your job
OLI..P says:
making lots of money
Rat says:
Matey, it's going to be a full time thing just keeping the filth out of it.
Rat says:
As soon as word gets out it's a place where schoolies and other youngsters go, the filth will be drawn there like bees to a friggen honey pot.
OLI..P says:
get all users over 30 to pay to join
Rat says:
Site security and protecting the members is absolutely going to be my highest priority
OLI..P says:
i dont understand why kids would go on it though
Rat says:
I don't care if ppl over 30 pay through the nose, I don't want anyone over 18 or 19 getting at the board I want to set up for students.
OLI..P says:
why would they go on it
Rat says:
You've seen the site "ratemyteacher.com"?
OLI..P says:
i dont see what would attract them there
Rat says:
ppl over 30?
OLI..P says:
no kids
Rat says:
homework cheats?
Rat says:
for a start
OLI..P says:
u will get closed down for that
Rat says:
hence the tight security
Rat says:
that and keeping filth out
OLI..P says:
HOW CAN U MAKE MONEY FROM FREE HOMEWORK CHEATS
Rat says:
sms a code for music downloads
Rat says:
sell merch
OLI..P says:
no one will post homework on there
Rat says:
I will :)
OLI..P says:
ppl will only take it and run
OLI..P says:
they wont post anything
OLI..P says:
i think you have some serious misconceptions
Rat says:
Oli, if you ask the right questions, you can get almost anything you want.
Rat says:
Make a section for homework cheats and people will use it
OLI..P says:
how does that make money
Rat says:
that section won't.
OLI..P says:
people wont post there homework on it
OLI..P says:
they will only want to take it
Rat says:
ppl will post assignment stuff and questions they want help with. I've had so much of that from kids already.
OLI..P says:
yh they want
OLI..P says:
they wont care about helping other ppl
Rat says:
You'd be surprised.
OLI..P says:
i think you will be
Rat says:
Someone pops up a question and everyone reckons they can answer it.
OLI..P says:
u are only guna attract nerdy kids
Rat says:
To that board? Perhaps.
Rat says:
But there'll be other boards, and other content.
OLI..P says:
like ?
Rat says:
Well, tvfr for a start. And we'll have merch, we'll have music, we'll have reviews, competition type things, a board like b3ta, the homework board, a links section, polls... all that sort of stuff.
Rat says:
links section meaning links the members like
OLI..P says:
are a review
OLI..P says:
and a random board
OLI..P says:
review board is gd
OLI..P says:
reviews
OLI..P says:
brb
Rat says:
plus people will ask for stuff and we'll set it up
Rat says:
k
OLI..P says:
u need a question and aswer board
Rat says:
then we'll have one.
OLI..P says:
people ask a question then everyone answers
OLI..P says:
u need that like as a main feature
OLI..P says:
and u need a board where u can start Polls
OLI..P says:
if u need to research
OLI..P says:
and u need a tutoial board
OLI..P says:
and a top ten board for products and stuff
Rat says:
I've already sounded out a few people to take care of the tutorial board. Chris in Texas is happy to answer computer hardware questions, Andrew in Queensland eats, sleeps and breathes in code... and other people I know will jump on board for other stuff if I ask them to.
OLI..P says:
excellent
OLI..P says:
make it like a thing where people go for information
Rat says:
hence the name, right?
Rat says:
infoburger
OLI..P says:
yep
OLI..P says:
its a great name
OLI..P says:
it is catchy
OLI..P says:
and u wont forget it
Rat says:
hell, you were there when it was invented.
Rat says:
ok, so it was 12 months ago, but still.
OLI..P says:
yes i am the founder lol
Rat says:
The baptismal bishop
OLI..P says:
what did u call me
OLI..P says:
oh i see im a bishop because im not an athist
Rat says:
You can be the baptismal bishop and I'll be the cardinal sin.
OLI..P says:
why u always having a go at me about religion
Rat says:
I wasn't.
OLI..P says:
u are all the time
Rat says:
But naming something is christening it or baptising it... and who does those services?
OLI..P says:
im not christian though
Rat says:
It wouldn't make a difference to me if you were a Jewish Druid Wiccan, Oli.
OLI..P says:
im not any of them
Rat says:
Doesn't matter, I like you just as you are.
OLI..P says:
lol im part of a satanic bozo the clown cult i behead people
Rat says:
as long as you don't behead kids, I couldn't care less.
OLI..P says:
i behead babies
Rat says:
and satanic clowns are enormous
Rat says:
oh babies are fine.
Rat says:
blow them up, behead them... it's all win
OLI..P says:
u r sick
Rat says:
it's 3am. I'm allowed to be anything at this time of night
OLI..P says:
fair enough
OLI..P says:
have u heard of zoroaster
Rat says:
yep
OLI..P says:
kl
OLI..P says:
where from
Rat says:
It's been around for thousands of years. If you look at it in any detail, you'll see where the writers of the old testament found most of their ideas.
OLI..P says:
yeah it seems to be the beggining of all major religions like musilm jewish and christian
Rat says:
I don't really have a problem with religion as such, what bothers me is evangelists.
OLI..P says:
what is wrong with them
Rat says:
They basically all say the same thing "Believe what we believe or you're going to die/go to hell"
OLI..P says:
yh i hate that
OLI..P says:
i like buddhism
OLI..P says:
religion makes more scence then science
OLI..P says:
to me anyway
OLI..P says:
the big bang doesent seem possible
Rat says:
The problem we have is twofold
OLI..P says:
some things must be eternal to make it happen they are like an effect without a cuase which isent logical in science
Rat says:
and that's part of it - our human brain can't comprehend infinity, eternity or nothingness.
OLI..P says:
because nothing doesent exist
OLI..P says:
if the big bang started everything how did it happen
Rat says:
Ok, so if the big bang were the start of everything - what caused the big bang? What came just before the big bang? There never was a time when nothing existed.
Rat says:
we're on the same page, aren't we.
OLI..P says:
yes
OLI..P says:
everything to me is eternal
OLI..P says:
nothing is the same as everything
Rat says:
And we also can't get a mental grip on our own non-existence - death in other words
OLI..P says:
i can
Rat says:
We can't comprehend "not being"
OLI..P says:
because it doesent matter
OLI..P says:
and because we are never not being
Rat says:
so you believe in the hereafter?
OLI..P says:
the things we cant comprehend are things impossible in are dimension
OLI..P says:
i belive in riencarnation
Rat says:
So what do you think you might have been in a previous life?
Rat says:
And do you think you were meant to achieve something more than that in this life?
OLI..P says:
i dont know
OLI..P says:
i think you dont have to achive
OLI..P says:
we are not set goals
OLI..P says:
we keep going around until we escape
Rat says:
escape to where?
Rat says:
Nirvana?
OLI..P says:
enlighten
OLI..P says:
ment
OLI..P says:
u can escape to different heavens before enlightenment
OLI..P says:
but the gods also have to riencarnate
Rat says:
so perpetual life then but only limited consciousness.
OLI..P says:
i think everything is the same, and enlightenment is reealising that and becoming everything
OLI..P says:
or realising you are evrything
OLI..P says:
its just are ego and desires that seperate us
OLI..P says:
enlitenment is the realistaion that there never was a you
OLI..P says:
buddhism and taoism are the only things which make any sense to me
Rat says:
I like philosophy, perspective and behavioral psychology
OLI..P says:
people are afraid of enlightenment its a scary thought losing everything and being engulfed in the void
OLI..P says:
to people the thought feels similar to that of dieing
Rat says:
or having their privacy completely stripped from them
OLI..P says:
yes
OLI..P says:
but that is nirvana because they wont care anymore
OLI..P says:
it is taught that all life is suffering and we are ignorant of it
OLI..P says:
we desire things and then when we have them we fear to lose them
OLI..P says:
desire is the main blockage bettween one and enlightenment
Rat says:
this is buddhist teaching
Rat says:
have no attachments
OLI..P says:
have as few items as possible
OLI..P says:
however have no emotional attachment to anything
OLI..P says:
thats what keeps you being you
Rat says:
I live by that for the most part
OLI..P says:
we were all once part of the void and kinda still are except desire has made us forget we are a part of it
Rat says:
But I also have things I want to do and for that I need tools.
OLI..P says:
becuase we desire to be ourselves
OLI..P says:
what u meaning ?
Rat says:
The ideas you have that you would like others to know - how do you tell people what those ideas are?
OLI..P says:
talking ???
Rat says:
precisely
OLI..P says:
so whats your point
Rat says:
And isn't the internet a rather handy tool for telling more and more people about your ideas?
OLI..P says:
yes
OLI..P says:
where are you going with this
Rat says:
So isn't a tool which gives you access to the internet rather important to you if you're going to tell people what you think?
OLI..P says:
so u saying u desire it ?
OLI..P says:
if you desire it for your own benefit this is bad desire
Rat says:
I'm saying it augments your mind.
OLI..P says:
if you and everyone else is part of the void and you use it to help them you are helping yourself
OLI..P says:
it doesent argument my mind
Rat says:
Like weapons makers keep building bigger and better weapons to destroy an opponent's ideas, so the internet and computers make getting our own ideas - spreading our thoughts - so much easier.
OLI..P says:
im not sure what you are meaning
Rat says:
It's the difference between letter box dropping a hundred of your neighbours or announcing something to 10 thousand people in a day
Rat says:
It's about voice
OLI..P says:
i dont understand how this contradicts buddhism
Rat says:
it doesn't.
OLI..P says:
so u just changed the subject lol kk
Rat says:
it's just a neat little bit of paradox is all
OLI..P says:
i dont understand the paradox i dont see were it is
OLI..P says:
i see no contradictions i dont know what u are on about
Rat says:
It's the need to have access to the biggest the thing on the planet in order to get across the notion we'd all be much happier if we had less of it.
OLI..P says:
this is possible without desire for ourselfs desire to help others is ok
OLI..P says:
because in the end we are all the same
Rat says:
but at the same time, if the internet was all we had, we'd still be so much happier not being encumbered with everything we see on the internet.
OLI..P says:
only if we had no desire for it
OLI..P says:
if we desired it and dident use it we would be unhappy
OLI..P says:
if we had no desire we would be happy
Rat says:
That's where Buddism and I tend to go our separate ways.
Rat says:
I don't think so much that it is a lack of desire which produces happiness.
OLI..P says:
then i dont think you understand
OLI..P says:
its a lack of us without us we cannot be unhappy
Rat says:
I tend to feel that achieving something is a better way to find happiness.
Rat says:
But we are us.
OLI..P says:
no
Rat says:
We can't escape our singularity even as part of a bigger whole.
OLI..P says:
achiving something will make you happy yes
OLI..P says:
if u dont desire it you will be happy all the time which it takes you to achive it
OLI..P says:
you can escpae singularity
OLI..P says:
because you are not single
OLI..P says:
none of this is real
Rat says:
nevertheless, we still have to deal with it.
Rat says:
as if it were.
OLI..P says:
thats what makes us unhappy
Rat says:
you have to eat, drink and protect yourself from the elements.
OLI..P says:
yes all because of desire and entrapment in this world
Rat says:
entrapment? It's rather a nice place to be entrapped, don't you think?
OLI..P says:
no
OLI..P says:
all life is suffering
OLI..P says:
in comparison with nirvana
Rat says:
Big trees are beautiful, music is outstanding, people are fascinating
OLI..P says:
suffering
Rat says:
There's so much to enjoy in this world.
OLI..P says:
and so much pain
OLI..P says:
the image of yourself covers up what is actually pain
OLI..P says:
people are ignorant to it
OLI..P says:
i am ignorant to it
Rat says:
if you can't perceive pain, do you really have it?
OLI..P says:
yes
OLI..P says:
it is pain compared to nirvana
Rat says:
so we're told
OLI..P says:
everything is going to end with pain
OLI..P says:
in all your cyles of life
OLI..P says:
endless
Rat says:
That doesn't sound like the Buddhism I know.
OLI..P says:
then you dont know alot about it
OLI..P says:
the buddah concluded that all life is pain
Rat says:
or perhaps I know more than I'm saying
OLI..P says:
losing yourself is the method to escape it because that way you cannot be reborn into it
OLI..P says:
because you or your ego no longer exists
OLI..P says:
but if you know more about it then why not say
OLI..P says:
spiritual teaching is the highest form of charity
Rat says:
Teaching anything is a complete waste of time. The art of imparting knowledge is in the recipient's capacity to learn.
OLI..P says:
its not a waste of time
Rat says:
If you're ready to learn, you will learn.
Rat says:
If you're not ready to learn, teaching is futile
OLI..P says:
if you wernt taught about buddhism then you wouldent be able to get enlightened
Rat says:
If I learned it for myself, I would
OLI..P says:
however you could learn quicker f someone taught you
Rat says:
I could learn quicker if someone helped me learn
OLI..P says:
therefore it is not a waste of time if you are ready to learn
OLI..P says:
you can learn by someone teaching you so its not a waste of time
Rat says:
erm, actually, no. You learn by learning. You can learn from someone else if they let you, if they show you... but they could show you when you're not ready and they would be wasting their time.
Rat says:
Learning is up to the learner, not the teacher
OLI..P says:
if someone teaches me something i can learn it
OLI..P says:
however if the learner wants to learn he can be taught
Rat says:
you can look at it that way, I prefer not to.
OLI..P says:
you said learning was a complete waste of time and now you say You can learn from someone else if they let yo
OLI..P says:
you contradicted yourself
Rat says:
I said teaching was a complete waste of time.
OLI..P says:
it isent
Rat says:
make a bet?
OLI..P says:
ok
Rat says:
did they teach you to spell isent like that, or did they teach you to spell it like this: isn't.
OLI..P says:
isn,t and i can spell it like that i choose not to on the internet but i spell it like that in tests
OLI..P says:
actually they told me spell is not
OLI..P says:
which i do more often
Rat says:
They taught me many many things when I was in school. Most of it I've forgotten or never learnt it - except how to type.
OLI..P says:
then u have learnt from there teaching
Rat says:
They taught me about cumulo nimbus clouds and trigonometry - all sorts of stuff...
OLI..P says:
im taught trig and i learnt it
OLI..P says:
teaching is not a waste of time
OLI..P says:
without it the country would collapse
Rat says:
If all 'teachers' did was facilitate learning, I would agree with you
OLI..P says:
imagine if your parents never taught you how to speak
OLI..P says:
by speaking to you they teach you the sounds
Rat says:
But how much trigonometry do you think you're going to use once you leave school?
OLI..P says:
and you learn them
OLI..P says:
triganomety probably not alot
OLI..P says:
but they still taught me
OLI..P says:
and i learnt
Rat says:
do you think you'll forget how to speak?
OLI..P says:
no
Rat says:
why not?
OLI..P says:
because i have been doing it for the past 13 years and im not likely to stop
Rat says:
how do you think you learned to speak?
OLI..P says:
from my families
Rat says:
you learned it by doing it.
OLI..P says:
no i learned it by being taught
Rat says:
by needing to do it and learning how.
OLI..P says:
yes and i learned by being taught
Rat says:
How could they teach you if you couldn't speak their language?
OLI..P says:
because you copy them
Rat says:
You mimicked your parents
OLI..P says:
yes
Rat says:
Suppose you didn't.
OLI..P says:
and then they taught me more words once i had the basics
Rat says:
suppose you ignored them from the day you were born.
OLI..P says:
if i wasent taught i couldent have learned
OLI..P says:
if i wasent taught how to write i couldent have learned
OLI..P says:
therfore teaching isent a complete waste of time
Rat says:
Perhaps we should agree to disagree.
OLI..P says:
dident you get taught how to write
Rat says:
I learned.
OLI..P says:
by being taught
Rat says:
Same as you
OLI..P says:
u learn by being taught
Rat says:
in spite of being taught, I should think
OLI..P says:
you could not learn on your own
OLI..P says:
if you had nothing to teach you how would you learn
OLI..P says:
you would see letters and not regognise them as any sounds
Rat says:
what apps do you have on your computer?
OLI..P says:
i dont know
Rat says:
you have powerpoint?
OLI..P says:
yes
Rat says:
MSWord?
OLI..P says:
yep
Rat says:
Excel?
OLI..P says:
yep
Rat says:
Mediaplayer?
OLI..P says:
yes
Rat says:
Quicktime?
OLI..P says:
yes
Rat says:
what else do you have?
OLI..P says:
i cba to talk about this
Rat says:
you have messenger...
OLI..P says:
yes
OLI..P says:
whats your fucking point
Rat says:
How did you get to know all these things?
OLI..P says:
most came with my computer
Rat says:
But you've used them I assume
OLI..P says:
oh my uncle taught me how to get some stuff free
Rat says:
opened them up, had a look, messed around with them
OLI..P says:
yes
Rat says:
And the more you mess around with these things, THE MORE YOU LEARN about them - you don't need a teacher.
Rat says:
Teachers should facilitate knowledge
OLI..P says:
u need a teacher to teach you how to read
OLI..P says:
if u cant read u cant understand the program
Rat says:
They should help you learn - it would be so much more enjoyable and less time consuming for everyone
OLI..P says:
and u need to be tuaght how to read
OLI..P says:
you cant learn to read without being taught
Rat says:
You can be taught and still not learn though.
OLI..P says:
y
OLI..P says:
true
Rat says:
And the same goes for everything
OLI..P says:
but to be able to do that you have to be taught
OLI..P says:
the smae goes for everythign but that doesent mean teaching is a complete waste of time though
OLI..P says:
just because some people cant be taught
OLI..P says:
the majority have been taught how to read
Rat says:
You look at it that way, I look at it differently. I look at it as most people learn.
OLI..P says:
but u cant without being taught
Rat says:
Teachers get lucky
OLI..P says:
How the fuck can u learn without being taught
Rat says:
lol
OLI..P says:
explain me how its possible to learn how to write without being taught
Rat says:
ever played a computer game?
OLI..P says:
explain me how its possible to learn how to write without being taught


Rat says:
The same way you learn how to speak - by copying, by doing what you see others do, by testing little theories... by using our wonderfully scientific minds to hypothesise, theorise and experiment.
OLI..P says:
u see others writing on a peice of paper fair enough you copy but you dont know what it means
Rat says:
Ask any teacher you like - Do we learn by doing?
OLI..P says:
its not possible to learn how to write without outside infulence
OLI..P says:
well u can learn to write but you wont understand it
Rat says:
Learn to write arabic.
OLI..P says:
i dont want to thogh
Rat says:
Suppose I teach you
OLI..P says:
then id learn
Rat says:
suppose you didn't want to
OLI..P says:
then i wouldent, BUT SOMEONE MIGHT FUCKING WANT TO SO ITS NOT POINTLESS FOR THEM THERFORE TEACHING IS NOT COMPLETELY POINTLESS
Rat says:
I didn't say it was pointless either
Rat says:
I said it's a waste of time
Rat says:
a complete waste of time
OLI..P says:
not if u want to learn and it helps you
OLI..P says:
so you are telling me being taught how to write and read is a complete waste of time
Rat says:
In a nutshell, yes.
OLI..P says:
by the way these would make good argumentative threads for ur infoburger
OLI..P says:
if you couldent read or write you wouldent be talking to me on here or any of your other internet friends
Rat says:
That's true, but I could read and write before I started school.
OLI..P says:
so
OLI..P says:
you were still taught
Rat says:
I modelled myself on family members who were always reading and always writing.
OLI..P says:
exatcly they taught you
Rat says:
I asked and they answered.
OLI..P says:
u cannoy learn to read by yourself
Rat says:
They facilitated my learning.
OLI..P says:
they taught you
Rat says:
Again, this is where we should agree to disagree.
OLI..P says:
you are completely wrong its not possible to learn to read without outside infulense
OLI..P says:
them answering questions is teaching you
Rat says:
If teaching means the same to you as learning, then yes. But they don't mean the same to me, so I disagree with you.
OLI..P says:
to learn anything u have to be taught
Rat says:
If I sit and watch a policeman directing traffic and I do it long enough to be able to do it as good myself, is he teaching me, or is he just directing traffic?
Rat says:
Am I not learning without being taught?
Rat says:
I'm learning by copying what I see.
*
* Bozo (L)Toyah(L) has been added to the conversation.
*
OLI..P says:
then there teaching you
OLI..P says:
teaching is good
Rat says:
No, I'm learning.
OLI..P says:
without it we wouldent be here
Rat says:
Hi Dom
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
hi
OLI..P says:
u learn by being taught
Rat says:
When you've had your first bit of pussy, you come back and tell me who taught you how to have sex.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
i learnt how to have sex
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
i read it on stuff
OLI..P says:
the websites teach you
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
it helps a fucking lot
OLI..P says:
lol
Rat says:
what to do with your willy?
Rat says:
oooh you put it in there... then what?
OLI..P says:
what the fuck do u think SEX education is
OLI..P says:
duh
Rat says:
a complete waste of time, of course
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
i would have a bilion babies i i didnt have sex education
OLI..P says:
wthout teaching human would be living in caves still
Rat says:
They show you how to roll a condom on - but the bastards don't tell you exactly WHEN
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
lol
OLI..P says:
u cant learn without being taught
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
nope
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
i learnt most stuff about computers from websites
Rat says:
Who taught you to climb trees?
OLI..P says:
yh websites teaching u then
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
micheal jackson
OLI..P says:
Doncha climb treez
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
dont u climb trees
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
lol
OLI..P says:
lol
Rat says:
I'll still climb a tree if it's impressive enough. I just like climbing really big trees.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
but who taught you to write
OLI..P says:
yh
OLI..P says:
and how u learn to read without being tuaght
Rat says:
Don't remember, I was too young.
Rat says:
Ah, now that I can tell you
Rat says:
My grandfather used to read to me. Most patient man who ever lived...
OLI..P says:
so he taught you
Rat says:
I would sit on his knee and he would read me the same book over and over again.
OLI..P says:
so he taught you then
OLI..P says:
therefore teacjing isent a complete waste of time
Rat says:
Oli, if I didn't want to learn, no amount of teaching would have given me the skill to read.
OLI..P says:
so
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
whats
OLI..P says:
some people want to learn
OLI..P says:
so teaching isent a complete waste of time
OLI..P says:
and stop using that stupid if i dident want to argument
OLI..P says:
becuase most people do wabnt to learn
OLI..P says:
my uncle taught me some visual basic
Rat says:
Well, next time you discover something that didn't come out of a book, off the internet or out of a teacher's mouth, you come and tell me about it because I really want to know.
OLI..P says:
therefore iteaching isent a complete waste of time
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
they are teaching sources
OLI..P says:
becausei wanted to learn and he taught me some stuff
Rat says:
they are learning sources
OLI..P says:
learning sources which teach you lol
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
teachers write them
Rat says:
He showed you stuff, he demonstrated stuff - but you learned it.
OLI..P says:
haha
OLI..P says:
yeah i learned though his teaching
OLI..P says:
HAHA OMG ARE U DENING THAT TEACHING EXISTS OR SUMI
OLI..P says:
SUMIN *
Rat says:
lol
Rat says:
Not.
OLI..P says:
U SO R
Rat says:
I coached cricket for years
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
taught
OLI..P says:
DID U ever teach anyone
OLI..P says:
anything
Rat says:
I showed kids completely new to the game how to bat and bowl
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
so you taught
OLI..P says:
so u taughts them
Rat says:
Some got it, some didn't.
OLI..P says:
so u taught some of them
Rat says:
I taught all of them
OLI..P says:
it all boils down to they got teached
Rat says:
But some of them didn't learn
OLI..P says:
so
OLI..P says:
some did
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
that has nothing to do with it
OLI..P says:
UR SO FUCKING DUMB
OLI..P says:
SOME DID LEARN THU TEACHING
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
with out teaching those who did wouls not be able to learn
OLI..P says:
JUST COS NOT EVERYONE DOENT LEARN BY TEACHJING DOESENT MAKE IT A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME
OLI..P says:
THATS ACTUALLY THE FIFTH TIME U HAVE USED THAT ARGUMENT
Rat says:
The difference here is you give credit to the teacher for their ability to teach. I give credit to the learner for learning.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
teaching to impart knowledge of or skill in
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
i wanted to learn business but the teacher was rubbish
OLI..P says:
OMG UR ASS GOT DEFINED
Rat says:
lol
OLI..P says:
MS MAXI
OLI..P says:
she was gd dominic
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
to acquire knowledge of or skill in by study, instruction, or experience
OLI..P says:
she taught me well loads
Rat says:
So what are you going to do about it, Dom?
OLI..P says:
like how to put a usb in a floppy drive
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
lol
Rat says:
she wanted to do sex education, Oli
OLI..P says:
she got fired
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
learning: to acquire knowledge of or skill in by study, instruction, or experience
OLI..P says:
haha
Rat says:
she blew up a zip drive in the staff room
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
there must be teachers for learning to happen
OLI..P says:
u got defined
OLI..P says:
ur argument is futile
OLI..P says:
lower your shields and surrender your ships resistance is futile
OLI..P says:
you will be teachilated
Rat says:
fine, you go on believing that and the next time you learn something off your own bat, you can be all surprised about it and ask someone to give you a score out of a hundred.
OLI..P says:
i learn by myself yeah
OLI..P says:
but i also get taught
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
if there were no teachers people woulds start with no knowledge and have to learn everything
OLI..P says:
therfore its not a complete waste of time
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
man would never learn the lessons of history
OLI..P says:
teaching can speed up your own learning
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
and be doomed to repeat the mistakes of the past
OLI..P says:
therefore it is not a waste of time
Rat says:
They never taught me how Allianz insurance got to be so big.
OLI..P says:
stop using silly arguments rat
OLI..P says:
u can learnb by urself sure
OLI..P says:
but u can also be taught
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
how has that proven your argument
Rat says:
Oli just said it... you can learn by urself
OLI..P says:
yh
OLI..P says:
doesent mean teachings a complete waste of time
OLI..P says:
tho does it
OLI..P says:
so stop fucking saying the same things over and over
Rat says:
I bet you're a wonderful shade of purple right now, Oli.
OLI..P says:
red
Rat says:
lol
OLI..P says:
what if someone never taught you how to walk
OLI..P says:
lol
Rat says:
Nobody taught me to ride a bike
OLI..P says:
what if i want to teach u my secret passwords
Rat says:
I just got on a bike and started doing it
OLI..P says:
u cant learn them by urself
OLI..P says:
that one argument topels yours
Rat says:
Erm... aren't you forgetting what I said about facilitating learning?
OLI..P says:
you are so arrogant even if it was completely proved u were wrong u still wouldent accept it
OLI..P says:
facilitating learning ?
Rat says:
oh yes
OLI..P says:
thats fucking teacher
Rat says:
scroll up
OLI..P says:
another word 4 taching
OLI..P says:
what about secret passwords i can teach u them , u can never learn by urself
Rat says:
facilitating learning is to teaching what a Ferrari is to Kia Rio.
OLI..P says:
i think your forgetting about everything being the same
Rat says:
but it's not.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THAT MAKES ABOUTSOLTUTLY 0% SENSE
OLI..P says:
yes it is
Rat says:
Read John Holt - and learn'
OLI..P says:
everything is exactly the same
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WHAT IS FACILITATING KNOWLEDGE
OLI..P says:
TEACHING LOL
OLI..P says:
I CAN TEACH MYSELF STUFF
OLI..P says:
LEARNING = TEACHING URSELF
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IT IS MAKING KNOWLEDGE AVAILIBLE
Rat says:
It's helping a learner... it's acknowledging that the learner is in charge of learning and being able to facilitate that learning
OLI..P says:
THEREFORE IF U SAY TEACJING IS A COMPLET WASTE U ARE ALSO SAYING LEARNING IS A COMPLETE WASTE]
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
MAKING KNOWLEDGE AVAILIBLE IS IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE IS TEACHING
Rat says:
I'm trying to teach you guys something, but it's clear I'm wasting my time.
OLI..P says:
LEARNING = TEACHING YOURSELF
OLI..P says:
U ARE ARROGANT
Rat says:
I am experienced.
OLI..P says:
no
Rat says:
How many times have I said we'll just have to agree to disagree?
OLI..P says:
u have a big ego
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WHAT IS THE POINT
OLI..P says:
i know
Rat says:
Why do you think I suggested we agree to disagree?
OLI..P says:
he just keeps going on and on
OLI..P says:
its moar fun 2 argue]
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
AGREEING TO DISAGREE IS A COP OUT
OLI..P says:
yeah
Rat says:
Because I know a few things that I can't teach you, things you have to find out for yourself.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
OBLY WHEN ONE CANNOT PROVE THERE ARGUMENT
OLI..P says:
thats a pussies way out
OLI..P says:
fight ur corner
OLI..P says:
oh no its raining lets run inside
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WHAT IS YOUR ARGUMENT RAT
OLI..P says:
he said teaching is a complete waste of time
Rat says:
My argument is that in a teacher/student exchange, it's the student who holds the keys to their own learning, not the teacher.
OLI..P says:
learning is teaching yourself so if he thinks that is a waste of time then both are
OLI..P says:
u said teaching was a complete waste of time
OLI..P says:
that can be any form of teaching
Rat says:
And I'll stand by that.
OLI..P says:
including teaching yourself
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT IS EITHER WAS NOT AVIALIBLE LEARNING COULD NOT OCCUR
OLI..P says:
i know he is dumb
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO BOTH ARE AS IMPORTANT AS THE OTHER
Rat says:
Ask your parents about how fast you guys learned stuff before you could even walk and talk.
OLI..P says:
yh
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WHAT
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT
Rat says:
ask your oldies
OLI..P says:
but u need to be taught b able tyo learn some stuff
OLI..P says:
YOUR COMMENTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR ARGUMENT
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOU ARE AYING THAT THE PUPIL IS MORE IMPORTANT THEN THE TEACHER
Rat says:
Yes DOm
Rat says:
I am
OLI..P says:
ITS BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT THERE ARE MANY PUPILS AND FEW TEACHERS
OLI..P says:
I KNOW HE CANT DO BASIC MATH
Rat says:
erm... aren't 30 kids more important than one teacher?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
TO WHAT
Rat says:
         
Rat says:
yh kids are well important i love lil kids
Rat says:
oh ho ho
Rat says:
im a peadophile
Rat says:
you forgot to change font colour
Rat says:
pwned
Rat says:
i would try and have sex with kids but im too stuborn to learn how
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
FOR LEARNING TO OCCUR THERE MUST BE A TEACHER AND PUPIL. BUT ANYBODY CAN BE A PUPIL. ALSO LOL
Rat says:
You aren't quite correct there, Dom.
Oli says:
i dont care if i dont change font colour u would both know it was me anyway
Rat says:
You can learn without a teacher being present.
Oli says:
no
Oli says:
u cant
Rat says:
yes you can
Oli says:
u have to be taught how to learn
Rat says:
ask your parents
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT NOTHING OF MUCH USE
Oli says:
u cant learn without being tuaght how
Rat says:
who told you that?
Oli says:
u are really stubborn your comments have nothing to do with your argument
Rat says:
Who told you that you can't learn without being taught how?
Oli says:
my learning facilitater taught me that
Rat says:
name?
Oli says:
mr.smith
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WITHOUT A TEACHER YOU WOULD BE LIMITED TO WHAT YOUR BRAIN CAN DO. WITH TEACHERS YOU CAN LEARN ANYTHING
Rat says:
School? Imma write mr smith and tell him he's a conceited ignorant pranny.
Oli says:
and learning is the same as teaching yourself
Oli says:
so are you tho
Rat says:
Like Business, Dom?
Oli says:
i like business
Oli says:
i just love sir alan sugar
Oli says:
he has big muscles he is so sexy
Oli says:
and powerful
Rat says:
I'm beginning to worry about you, Oli.
Oli says:
he has lots of money
Rat says:
gold digger
Oli says:
he owns amstrad
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUSINESS. WHAT
Oli says:
i want to be his rent boy
Rat says:
you said Ms whatserface couldn't teach business.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOUR PINT BEING
Rat says:
Oli, don't even joke
Rat says:
Did you end up learning anything about business?
Oli says:
i want to suck you
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YEH OLI MY BROTHER DIED THAT WAY
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THEREFORE SHE WAS NOT A TEACHER OF BUSINESS
Rat says:
she was wasting her time, no?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
SHE GOT PAID
Rat says:
and more importantly, wasting yours
Oli says:
not completely
Oli says:
i like the new business teacher better
Oli says:
he is so dominant
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT WHAT HAS THAT GOT TO DO WITH PUPIL BEING MORE IMPORTANT
Rat says:
The thing is, why can your parents teach you more in your first 4 years of life than you will learn for the rest of your life?
Oli says:
they cant tho
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HOW CAN YOU MEASURE KNOWLEDGE
Oli says:
u can learn a whole new language and system
Oli says:
with a big stick
Rat says:
in the first 3 years of your life.
Rat says:
and from scratch.
Oli says:
mmm big stick
Oli says:
lol
Rat says:
and at the same time, learn interpersonal and relationship dynamics, you learn hand eye coordination - all that in the first 3 to 5 years...
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HOW CAN YOU MEASURE KNOWLEDGE
Oli says:
WITH A BIG STICK
Rat says:
Ask your teachers that.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
what
Rat says:
I find the whole notion of testing absurd.
Oli says:
STEVEN HAWKINGS SAID HE LEARNT MUCH MORE WHEN HE LEFT HOME
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
that is not an answer
Rat says:
I don't know how you measure knowledge.
Oli says:
I (L) STEVEN HAWKINGS
Rat says:
I wouldn't even try to measure it.
Rat says:
I think the whole concept of measuring knowledge is absurd
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
then you cannot say you learn more when you are 0-3
Oli says:
DO U LIKE HANAH MONTANA
Rat says:
Do you like Michael Jackson?
Oli says:
DID YOU KNOW THAT 77 % OF WHAT U LEARN IS AFTER U LEAVE SCHOOL
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
then you cannot say you learn more when you are 0-3. as you said the concept is absurd
Oli says:
77%
Rat says:
bad wording
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
DID YOU KNOW 70% OF ALL STATISTICS ARE WRONG
Oli says:
DID U KNOW THAT 99% OF ALL FIGHTS END UP ON THE FLOOR THUS TEACHING IS GOOD
Rat says:
did you know 100% of people who argue on the internet will end up dead?
Oli says:
thats incorrect
Oli says:
you reincarnate
Rat says:
lol
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
100% of people will end up dead anyway
Oli says:
99%
Rat says:
orly?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
yh rl
Oli says:
u are forgetting super heros
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
superheros are not real
Rat says:
and buddhists, apparently
Rat says:
they're real
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
then you cannot say you learn more when you are 0-3.
Oli says:
and who taught u that
Oli says:
who taught u buddhist are real
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
therefore your argument is void
Rat says:
Nobody, I learned it for myself
Oli says:
you taught yourself
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
have you ever met one
Rat says:
met what? A buddhist?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
yes
Rat says:
yeah a few.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
and they told you about budhists
Rat says:
No, I read stuff about their beliefs and watched documentaries
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
so you were taught
Oli says:
u said u were trying to show us something from this convo ??
Oli says:
u were traught by books
Oli says:
and documentaries
Oli says:
i bet he goes into schools and shoots all the teachers
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
u were taught by the person who wrote the books and made the documentaries
Rat says:
oh dear.... let's just get over this shall we?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
you said you were not taught
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
do you need the deffinition again
Oli says:
u want to get over it when u realise u are wrong
Rat says:
no, I'm deaf, blind and stupid.
Rat says:
Teach me something - if you don't think it would be a waste of time.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
LIGHT IS MADE OF WAVES OF PARTICALS
Rat says:
A theory needs a bajillion proofs in order to be right, it only needs one to proved wrong.
Oli says:
hey how can look at my CD drive Rat ?
Oli says:
hey how can i look at my C drive rat ?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOUR POINT BEING
Oli says:
how can i look at my c drive
Rat says:
That it isn't the skills of a teacher that dictate whether learning happens.
Rat says:
It's the ability and capacity of the learner.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO
Oli says:
how can i look at my c drive
Rat says:
You can't Oli.
Oli says:
why
Rat says:
It was renamed
Rat says:
You don't have a c drive.
Oli says:
how can u rename it
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
I LEARNT ABOUT THE THEORY OF RELATIVITY BUT I COULD NOT INVENT IT
Rat says:
you also can't prove it
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THEREFORE IT IS THE TEACHER THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT
Oli says:
what is the theory of relativity
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
AS HE INVENTED IT
Oli says:
who invented the theoory of relativity
Oli says:
who invented it
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
Albert Einstein's special relativity and general relativity.
Rat says:
Ok, here it is before I crash out - if you don't want to learn something, not even Einstein could teach you.
Oli says:
thank you for TEACHING ME
Oli says:
thanks for TEACHING ME about who invented it
Oli says:
so
Rat says:
Prove me wrong, either of you.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT IF YOU WANT TO LEARN SOMTHING AND NOBODY WANTS TO TEACH YOU, YOU CANNOT LEARN
Oli says:
if u do want to learn he could
Rat says:
incorrecto
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THEREFORE THE TEACHER IS EQUAL
Oli says:
thefore its not a waste of time
Rat says:
Nope
Oli says:
thats the 6th time u have used that argument
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HOW IS IT INCORRECT
Rat says:
You can learn stuff without being taught - end of story.
Oli says:
so
Oli says:
u can learn by being taught
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HOW COULD I LEARN ABOUT E=MC2 WITHOUT A TEACHER
Rat says:
True
Oli says:
we dident denie what u said
Oli says:
well shut up then , it obvioulsly isent a waste of time
Oli says:
u can learn by being taught
Oli says:
therefore it isent a waste of time
Oli says:
stop trying to change the argument
Oli says:
it started by u saying teaching is a complete waste of time
Rat says:
If teachers could get you through k-12 in 5 years instead of 12 or 13, do you think they should?
Oli says:
stop changing the subject
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HOW COULD I LEARN ABOUT E=MC2 WITHOUT A TEACHER

Oli says:
teaching can be helpful
Oli says:
how can you not see that
Rat says:
I can see that it can be helpful
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HOW COULD I LEARN ABOUT E=MC2 WITHOUT A TEACHER

Oli says:
then its not a complete waste of time
Oli says:
is it
Rat says:
From reading a book, Dom
Oli says:
if it can be helpful its not a complete waste of time
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE BOOK IS TEACHING
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
DO YOU NEED THE DEFFINITION AGAIN
Oli says:
are you fucking braindead
Oli says:
definition his ass
Rat says:
Are the people who contribute to 4chan teaching?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YES
Rat says:
am I teaching?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IF THEY IMPART KNOWLEDGE
Rat says:
ah if...
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IF YOU IMPART KNOWLEDGE
Oli says:
whats that philosphy and absurdity website again
Rat says:
But I am imparting knowledge.
Oli says:
i want to see what they think
Oli says:
imparting knowledge = teaching
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO
Rat says:
But neither of you are learning
Oli says:
whats that philo and absurdity website
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOU ARE NOT IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE
Oli says:
i want to see what they think
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THEREFORE NO LEARNING CAN TAKE PLACE
Rat says:
So if I suggest to both of you that you read John Holt's book "How Children Learn" - then you might see what I was trying to say.
Oli says:
whats that philo website
Oli says:
he teached u this
Rat says:
www.philosophyandabsurdity.com
Oli says:
ty
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IF CHILDREN LEARN FROM WATCHING OTHERS. THEN THAT PERSON IS IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE
Rat says:
but it's 5.12am here and my eyes are beginning to disobey the instructions from my brain to stay open.
Oli says:
and therefore teaching]
Oli says:
yes thats right u run
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
SO I HAVE PROVEN YOU NEED TEACHING TO LEARN
Oli says:
run from the truth
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
AS THE KNOWLEDGE NEEDS TO BE IMPARTED FROM ANOTHER
Oli says:
u cant accept it
Oli says:
a bigger man would admiut when he is wrong
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOU CAN LEARN BY YOURSELF BUT NOT VERY IMPORTANT THINGS
Rat says:
Well, you can define it like that if you wish. I prefer to assign greater credit to you as the learners to learn rather than anyone else with the ability to teach.
Oli says:
thats faggotry
Rat says:
as you wish
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WHERE IS THE CREDIT FRO THE THEORY OF THE BIG BANG
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WITH STEPHEN HAWKING OR ME BECAUSE I LEARNT IT
Oli says:
its in the middle of the universe
Rat says:
I just think you are more important as learners than anyone employed in formal education does
Oli says:
i love arguing with u
Oli says:
iu really do
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT THERE ARE MANY MORE PUPIL THEN TEACHERS
Oli says:
i think u have a big ego
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT TEACHERS ARE NEEDED TO LEARN
Oli says:
yh
Rat says:
Dom... it's than - not then.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
SO
Oli says:
leave kids without teachers what will happen
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
ITS A TYPO
Rat says:
it isn't.
Oli says:
RIOT
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
DO NOT DISTRACT OR CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Oli says:
CAPS IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Rat says:
They taught you that ages ago Dom.
Rat says:
And you didn't learn it.
Rat says:
Why not?
Oli says:
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN AT SCHOOLS IF DER WAS NO TEACHERZ
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THE POINT IF TEACHERS ARE MORE IMPORTANT BECAUSE THERE ARE LESS OF THEM
Rat says:
Then and than... so many people mix it up.
Oli says:
YES BLUDZ
Rat says:
It shits me no end
Oli says:
ITEEEE
Oli says:
THEY MIX IT UP COS ITS THE SAME
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
CHANGING THE SUBJECT
Oli says:
WERE IN ENGLAND WE INVENTED ENGLISH
Oli says:
U HAVE A SHIT VERSION OF IT
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
LOL
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOURS HAS BUGS
Rat says:
Learning is teh secks. Teaching is teh mastrubation.
Oli says:
LOL
Oli says:
AUSTRALIA WAS FOUNDED BY CONVICTS
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
MASTURBATION IS NOT THE SAME AS SEX
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOUR ARGUMENT MAKES NO SENSE
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
PLEASE STATE IT IN A LOGICAL FASHION
Rat says:
teaching is not the same as learning.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BEING TAUGHT IS THE SAME AS LEARNING
Oli says:
exactky threw and threw
Rat says:
and learning is where the fun part is... teaching, pfffft.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IF THE PUPIL DOES NOTLISTERN THEN THE TEACHER CAN FIND ANOTHER
Oli says:
the best part]
Oli says:
its so fun
Oli says:
being taught is easier then learning yourself
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT THE PUPIL COULD NOT
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IF THE KNOWLEDGE IS PERSONAL
Oli says:
ownage
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THE REASON YOU MUST BE RESPECTFUL TO TEACHERS IS BECAUSE THEY ARE IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE. YOU GIVE THEM NOTHING
Rat says:
Do think school is interesting and fun and you would rather be there than anywhere else?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YES
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
I LOVE SCHOOL
Oli says:
id rather be taught then having to learn thats just effort
Rat says:
Then I can understand the value you place in teachers.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
AND SCHOOL IS ONLY ONE WAY OF TEACHING
Rat says:
Your teachers are facilitating your learning
Oli says:
or in other words TEACHING US
Oli says:
why are they called teachers then
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
FACILITATING LEARNING IS IMPARTING KNLOWLEDGE
Oli says:
and not learning facilitaots
Rat says:
And do you love school Oli? Is there no place else you would rather be?
Rat says:
You can drop the caps if you like, Dom.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
MY MOTHER IS A LEARNING FACILITATOR NOT A TEACHER
Oli says:
yh id rather be asleep
Rat says:
Bonus points to your mum
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO ITS EASIER TO SEE THIS WRITING IN CAPS
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
BUT SHE IS NOT A TEACHER
Oli says:
CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL 4 COOL
Rat says:
DOM!!!
Rat says:
YOU'RE SEEING MY POINT

Rat says:
Oli, you're dumped.
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOU MADE AN INCORRECT POINT
Oli says:
YOUR MOTHERS ALOT OF THINSG DOM lol
Oli says:
he has made a hundred in corrcet points
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE OLI
Rat says:
He's dumped
Oli says:
the whole of his argument is u cant learn if u dont want to therefore all teaching is a waste of time
Rat says:
Remember that and I might love you again tomorrow
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
dump (dŭmp) Pronunciation Key
v. dumped, dump·ing, dumps

v. tr.

1. To release or throw down in a large mass.
2.
1. To empty (material) out of a container or vehicle: dumped the load of stones.
2. To empty out (a container or vehicle), as by overturning or tilting.
3. To get rid of; discard: a fine for dumping trash on public land; dumped the extra gear overboard.
4. Informal To discard or reject unceremoniously: dump an old friend.
3.
1. To get rid of; discard: a fine for dumping trash on public land; dumped the extra gear overboard.
2. Informal To discard or reject unceremoniously: dump an old friend.
4. To place (goods or stock, for example) on the market in large quantities and at a low price.
5. Computer Science To transfer (data stored internally in a computer) from one place to another, as from a memory to a printout, without processing.
6. Slang To knock down; beat.


v. intr.

1. To fall or drop abruptly.
2. To discharge cargo or contents; unload.
3. Slang To criticize another severely: was always dumping on me.


n.

1. A place where refuse is dumped: a garbage dump; a nuclear waste dump.
2. A storage place for goods or supplies; a depot: an ammunition dump.
3. An unordered accumulation; a pile.
4. Computer Science An instance or the result of dumping stored data.
5. Slang A poorly maintained or disreputable place.
6. Vulgar Slang An act of defecating. Often used with take.

Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
WHICH IS YOUR USE OF DUMPED
Oli says:
lol he wants to play the word game
Oli says:
make him explain everything
Rat says:
ah bollocks.
Oli says:
lol
Rat says:
It's 5.30 in the morning and I'm beginning to lose consciousness here
Oli says:
becuase you are incorrect
Rat says:
no, because I'm fkn tired
Rat says:
But I still love you, Oli
Oli says:
what a great excuse
Rat says:
Dom, do you love Oli?
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
SO STATE HOW LEARING BY YOURSELF A FEW UNIMPORTATN THINGS MEANS TAT TEACHING IMPORTANT THINGS MUST BE A WASTE OF TIME
Oli says:
i love dominic
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO
Oli says:
he is super sexy
Rat says:
You love him anyway, you've told me so.
Rat says:
He really does love you, Dom
Oli says:
im tired anyway we been in the gym 4 ages
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NOHE DOESNT
Oli says:
i do i want your babies
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
HE IS BEING STUPID
Oli says:
lol
Rat says:
Not in a faggy-want-get-hot-and-sweaty sort of way
Oli says:
yh i do
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
LOL
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
SHUT UP
Rat says:
Nah he doesn't, he just frets when you're out of sorts.
Rat says:

cONTINUED BELOW LOL EPIC INSTANT MESSAGING CONVO
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Evil_Henry
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Genuinely very entertaining! Thanks! :lol:

The "I can help everyone with their homework" bit is pretty creepy too.
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Evil_Henry
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ROFL - Just finished reading the whole thing. The whole end bit is really fucking funny.

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Oli says:
whats that philosphy and absurdity website again
Rat says:
But I am imparting knowledge.
Oli says:
i want to see what they think
Oli says:
imparting knowledge = teaching
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
NO
Rat says:
But neither of you are learning
Oli says:
whats that philo and absurdity website
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
YOU ARE NOT IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE
Oli says:
i want to see what they think
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
THEREFORE NO LEARNING CAN TAKE PLACE
Rat says:
So if I suggest to both of you that you read John Holt's book "How Children Learn" - then you might see what I was trying to say.
Oli says:
whats that philo website
Oli says:
he teached u this
Rat says:
www.philosophyandabsurdity.com
Oli says:
ty
Bozo (L)Toyah(L) says:
IF CHILDREN LEARN FROM WATCHING OTHERS. THEN THAT PERSON IS IMPARTING KNOWLEDGE
Rat says:
but it's 5.12am here and my eyes are beginning to disobey the instructions from my brain to stay open.
Oli says:
and therefore teaching]
Oli says:
yes thats right u run

-----

Basically, Chat Rat is talking about how teaching isn't important (even unnecessary) - and then asks you to go and read a book - a book specifically written to educate called "How Children Learn". That's definitely teaching, no matter how he tries to dress it up.

Case closed.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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I got bored... so I skimmed for creepy parts. :huh:
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Yeah, it's very long - but there's some really interesting stuff in there. It's kind of how I imagined the conversations to be - only Oli and Dom are funnier... and Paul spends much of his time trying to make everyone happy.

He still calls them "kids" too, which is a bit insulting. At one point he says he doesn't mind who you kill as long as they aren't kids. He does realise Oli and Dom are going to be adults one day, doesn't he? Do they lose their appeal then? Fucking weird if you ask me... but anyway.

A quick summary of the argument is Paul attempted to prove that teaching is separate from assisted learning - and that teaching itself is counter-productive. He attempted to prove this while actually using teaching techniques. Essentially Paul was "owned". I'm sure he was just... tired. <_<
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Rat says:
Matey, it's going to be a full time thing just keeping the filth out of it.
Rat says:
As soon as word gets out it's a place where schoolies and other youngsters go, the filth will be drawn there like bees to a friggen honey pot.
OLI..P says:
get all users over 30 to pay to join
Rat says:
Site security and protecting the members is absolutely going to be my highest priority


.... If security and protecting members is the highest priority, surely you'd welcome "the filth" checking it out? It's not like you have anything to hide from them, right? :vomit:
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Narcissists usually warn you about their own behaviours by pointing it out in others (not limited to projection).

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As soon as word gets out it's a place where schoolies and other youngsters go, the filth will be drawn there like bees to a friggen honey pot.


Why would someone create place for "schoolies and other youngsters to go" if they weren't a schoolie and a youngster themselves? "Watch out for people drawn to children... ... but not me... don't worry about me... I am not one of those types...."
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YOU FUCK UPS I TOLD YOU THERE WAS MORE
WOULD YOU DICKHEADS STOP TRYING TO FIND MY MYSPACE AND MY WEBSITES

HERE IS THE REST SOME IS CENSORED

JUST ANSWER DO U AGREE WITH ME OR CHATRAT
HE SAYS TEACHING IS A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME, WE DISAGREE WHO IS RIGHT HIS WHOLE ARGUMENT IS IF SOMEONE DOESENT WANT TO LEARN NO AMOUNT OF TEACHING WILL MAKE THEM THIS IS BESIDES THE POINT OF THE ARGUMENT AND IF U LOOK IN THE CONVO HE REPEATS THIS ABOUT 5 TIMES.

Rat says:
Didn't get that from Anton, did you Olster
Oli says:
dont diss dom
Oli says:
he will get a gun and bust a cap in yo ass
Rat says:
That misanthropic bastard wouldn't bat an eye if he found out your alzheimers had turned into cancer and eaten half your head off.
Oli says:
i will slice u up with my force fx litesaber
Rat says:
But I still love him too.
Bozo Toyah says:
WHAT
Rat says:
And I tell him often because it annoys him.
Oli says:
chaos theory suggests otherwise
Bozo Toyah says:
YES IT DOES
Rat says:
what does chaos theory suggest?
Rat says:
this better be good.
Bozo Toyah says:
IT SUGGEST YOU SHOULD SHUT UP
Oli says:
hahaha
Oli says:
that was gd]
Rat says:
Are we ever going to see your font again, Dom?
Bozo Toyah writes:

Bozo Toyah says:
WAT
Rat says:
Srsly, Oli worries about you
Oli says:
okh KL WOW
Bozo Toyah says:
front /frʌnt/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[fruhnt] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the foremost part or surface of anything.
2. the part or side of anything that faces forward: the front of a jacket.
3. the part or side of anything, as a building, that seems to look out or to be directed forward: He sat in the front of the restaurant.
4. any side or face, as of a building.
5. a façade, considered with respect to its architectural treatment or material: a cast-iron front.
6. a property line along a street or the like: a fifty-foot front.
7. a place or position directly before anything: We decided to plant trees in the front.
8. a position of leadership in a particular endeavor or field: She rose to the front of her profession.
9. Military.
a. the foremost line or part of an army.
b. a line of battle.
c. the place where combat operations are carried on.
10. an area of activity, conflict, or competition: news from the business front.
11. land facing a road, river, etc.
12. British. a promenade along a seashore.
13. Informal. a distinguished person listed as an official of an organization, for the sake of prestige, and who is usually inactive.
14. a person or thing that serves as a cover or disguise for some other activity, esp. one of a secret, disreputable, or illegal nature; a blind: The store was a front for foreign agents.
15. outward impression of rank, position, or wealth.
16. bearing or demeanor in confronting anything: a calm front.
17. haughtiness; self-importance: That clerk has the most outrageous front.
18. the forehead, or the entire face: the statue's gracefully chiseled front.
19. a coalition or movement to achieve a particular end, usually political: the people's front.
20. something attached or worn at the breast, as a shirt front or a dickey: to spill gravy down one's front.
21. Meteorology. an interface or zone of transition between two dissimilar air masses.
22. Theater.
a. the auditorium.
b. the business offices of a theater.
c. the front of the stage; downstage.
–adjective
23. of or pertaining to the front.
24. situated in or at the front: front seats.
25. Phonetics. (of a speech sound) articulated with the tongue blade relatively far forward in the mouth, as the sounds of lay.
–verb (used with object)
26. to have the front toward; face: Our house fronts the lake.
27. to meet face to face; confront.
28. to face in opposition, hostility, or defiance.
29. to furnish or supply a front to: to front a building with sandstone.
30. to serve as a front to: A long, sloping lawn fronted their house.
31. Informal. to provide an introduction to; introduce: a recorded message that is fronted with a singing commercial.
32. to lead (a jazz or dance band).
33. Phonetics. to articulate (a speech sound) at a position farther front in the mouth.
34. Linguistics. to move (a constituent) to the beginning of a clause or sentence.
–verb (used without object)
35. to have or turn the front in some specified direction: Our house fronts on the lake.
36. to serve as a cover or disguise for another activity, esp. something of a disreputable or illegal nature: The shop fronts for a narcotics ring.
–interjection
37. (used to call or command someone to come, look, etc., to the front, as in an order to troops on parade or in calling a hotel bellboy to the front desk): Front and center, on the double!
—Idioms
38. in front, in a forward place or position: Sit down, you in front!
39. in front of,
a. ahead of: to walk in front of a moving crowd.
b. outside the entrance of: to wait in front of a house.
c. in the presence of: to behave badly in front of company.
40. out front,
a. outside the entrance: He's waiting out front.
b. ahead of competitors: This advertising campaign ought to put our business way out front.
c. Theater. in the audience or auditorium.
d. Informal. candidly; frankly: Say what you mean out front.
41. up front, Informal.
a. in advance; before anything else: You'll have to make a payment of $5,000 up front.
b. frank; open; direct: I want you to be up front with me.
Oli says:
IMY MUM MADE CHOCOLATE CAKE
Bozo Toyah says:
WHICH IS YR USE
Oli says:
OMG AND MINSE PIES
Oli says:
AND I HAVE ONE OF THOSE RUSTLER BURGERS TO EAT
Bozo Toyah says:
THEY ARE FULL OF FAT
Oli says:
THEY ARE TASTY THO INIT
Rat says:
lol
Bozo Toyah says:
I DONT KNOW
Oli says:
I ANT HAVIN NO CHIPS OR ANYTHING
Bozo Toyah says:
LOL
Oli says:
JUST BURGER AND CHOCOLATE CAKE
Rat says:
wat?!?!
Oli says:
IM JESSICA CCCAAAAAKKKKEEE
Oli says:
YOU WHAT
Oli says:
AHHHH
Bozo Toyah says:
C-C-C-CAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
Oli says:
YOU WHAT
Oli says:
AHH NOOOOOO DONT EAT MY HEAD
Oli says:
AGHHHHH
Rat says:
Fitness... think of your dojo
Oli says:
i will work it off
Oli says:
at the summer
Oli says:
and its not a fucking dojo
Rat says:
pfft... don't put it on in the first place
Oli says:
its a fucking dojamg
Oli says:
i went gym today
Oli says:
i need some protien
Bozo Toyah says:
EGGS ARE PROTIEN
Oli says:
its not fucking japanese its korean
Bozo Toyah says:
I HAD SALAD AND EGGS
Oli says:
i dont have to salad
Oli says:
ill eat a pineapple
Oli says:
and a few oranged
Oli says:
and maybe some water melon and chicken
Oli says:
this convo is epic in proportion lol
Rat says:
Yeah but I'm having major difficulties coping now.
Oli says:
fuck me i cant wait to eat that burger
Oli says:
god i hear i callin my name from the fridge
Oli says:
"nuke me" "nuke me"
Oli says:
lol we will have to continue this when marcs online to see what he thinks
Bozo Toyah says:
LOL
Oli says:
GOATSE haha
Rat says:
stuff goatse
Oli says:
did u watch the news
Bozo Toyah says:
IM GONNA GO PLAY BUS DRIVER.
Bozo Toyah says:
ITS COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Oli says:
did u hear about that poor little girl what got kidnapped
Bozo Toyah says:
LOL
Oli says:
lol it was chatrat
Rat says:
he laughs.. lol
Bozo Toyah says:
LOL
Rat says:
meh? I wouldn't go to portugal for a 4 year old
Bozo Toyah says:
BUS DRIVER IS SO COOL
Oli says:
u get them from the outback

Bozo Toyah has left the conversation.

Rat says:
yeah, they're called sheep.
Rat says:
the strays are easy pickings
Oli says:
u shag sheep ?
Rat says:
don't all Australians?
Oli says:
i thought that was just the welsh
Rat says:
you sent all the welsh here 200 years ago
Rat says:
those aren't welsh, they're cornish
Oli says:
only the convicts
Oli says:
and the people we dident want
Rat says:
yeah, that's what I said, the welsh
Oli says:
and i dident send them there
Rat says:
Charles - Prince of New South Wales.
Oli says:
so
Oli says:
im not english
Oli says:
well i wasent until last year
Rat says:
what happened?
Oli says:
got an english passport
Oli says:
duh
Rat says:
Must have been early last year, I've known you more than 12 months now
Rat says:
I can get an English passport, that doesn't make me English.
Oli says:
oh really
Oli says:
yh it does
Rat says:
sod that.
Oli says:
i was only on an irish passport before
Oli says:
it means your a citizen of that place
Rat says:
How long you been in England now then?
Oli says:
i still lived here when i was on an irish passport
Oli says:
ive been here like forever
Rat says:
I've never been there, but my dad was born in Aberdeen
Oli says:
ireland is great
Rat says:
So I can get an English passport because of that.
Oli says:
yh my older bro is trying to
Oli says:
get an irish passport
Rat says:
I don't even want an Australian one.
Oli says:
pillack lost all his paper work and doesent have an identity
Rat says:
I have no desire or intention of travelling
Rat says:
LOL
Oli says:
thats sad
Rat says:
man without a name.
Oli says:
ive only been arounf europe tho
Rat says:
If I'm out of Melbourne for any length of time, I start looking for ways to get back here as fast as possible.
Rat says:
I hate being away from Melbourne.
Rat says:
It's also very much time I got some shut eye.
Rat says:
I'm going to be a total wreck tomorrow.
Oli says:
why
Rat says:
But I've enjoyed this convo.
Oli says:
yh gd arging
Rat says:
I have much to do and I'm not going to get much sleep
Oli says:
see what those ppl on that site thinks
Oli says:
u shud of
Rat says:
about us arguing?
Oli says:
thought about that before u started an argument
Rat says:
meh. It was worth it.
Oli says:
no what the reckon about the taching and learbing
Oli says:
not us arguing
Rat says:
If you go to that site, they're only going to tell you there's something creepy about the fact I talk to you at all.
Oli says:
they can fuck off if they want to wind us up with that because i enjoy it
Oli says:
i dont care
Oli says:
there fuckheads
Oli says:
i know where they lives
Rat says:
Will talked to me about it not that long ago
Oli says:
and there phone numbres
Rat says:
He saw the comments about me grooming all of you...
Oli says:
this convo will get them all riled up
Oli says:
and feuding with them was fun
Oli says:
u are grooming people tho
Rat says:
for what?
Oli says:
??? i honestly dont care if ur a peadophile
Rat says:
Been what, 13 months, 14 months?
Oli says:
its not what u think its what u stop urself doing thats what counts
Rat says:
lol
Rat says:
how charming
Rat says:
your faith is outstanding and inspirational
Oli says:
and ive seen u on webcam and ur like skinny
Oli says:
so i doubt u could rape anyone
Rat says:
There's only one pic of me - the same one everyone's seen
Rat says:
And trust me, if you started talking about sex, we'd have amazingly short conversations.
Oli says:
i dont care
Oli says:
u act really wierd about sex anyway
Oli says:
u have some diesease dont u
Oli says:
yum my burgers nuking
Rat says:
umm.. no... it's just I'd rather talk about other things.
Rat says:
And what you get up to is your business and I don't want to know
Oli says:
is it because im gay ??
Rat says:
No, it's because I'd rather talk about other things.
Rat says:
Like learning and teaching.
Rat says:
Like building this websitre
Oli says:
are u a homophobe
Rat says:
like the fact you're all well and happy.
Oli says:
do u like the hoff
Oli says:
i put his pic on your myspace
Rat says:
No I'm not a homophobe either - if you were a 35 year old woman, I still wouldn't talk about sex with you.
Rat says:
heh.. you tried, no html on my myspace comments.
Oli says:
there used to be
Oli says:
i put that farting video on there
Rat says:
yeah til some silly cow flooded it with bling
Oli says:
lol
Oli says:
it was evil henry
Oli says:
he is a myspace stalker
Oli says:
he keeps asking me to have sex with him
Rat says:
nah it was some silly hawaiin woman.
Oli says:
its really annoying
Oli says:
lol
Rat says:
He has a youtube account too.
Oli says:
im not really gay
Rat says:
Oli, I don't care.
Rat says:
You could be a mad rabid gerbiller.
Rat says:
I still wouldn't care.
Oli says:
i find it funnt pretending to be gay
Oli says:
i told dominic and matt i was gay and they belived me lol, that was like two years ago
Rat says:
And how did they react?

Oli says:
-
CENSORED
- COS I ANT REALLY GAY
Rat says:
oh god.
Oli says:
i cant stress this enough that im not actually gay though IM NOT ACTUALLY A GAY
Oli says:
none of us are homophobic
Rat says:
Oli, I can't stress this enough that I don't give a shit either way.
Oli says:
theres this boy in are year
Oli says:
and he is like super gay
Oli says:
but everyones friends with him
Oli says:
so gay people can be alrite
Oli says:
some are really funny
Rat says:
Kenny Everett was the funniest man on the planet before he got aids
Oli says:
marc is a paedophile
Rat says:
no he's not.
Rat says:
he has a g/f
Oli says:
had
Rat says:
and she's older than 12
Rat says:
oh.. best not mention that next time I talk to him then
Oli says:
he slept with her before she had her period
Oli says:
yeah dont say i said anything
Rat says:
I don't talk to him very often anyway.
Oli says:
i should really censor some of this if im guna post it on that site
Oli says:
i know hes dumb
Rat says:
on philosophyandabsurdity?
Oli says:
he made me argue about who would win out of the darleks and the borg with him
Rat says:
lmao
Oli says:
i was like
Rat says:
daleks wouldn't stand a chance
Oli says:
we have had this argument like a hundred times already
Oli says:
thats what i said
Oli says:
darleks suck
Oli says:
next time we argue about it ill invite you
Oli says:
he keeps going on about a darlek temporal time shift
Rat says:
The bork would adapt to the dalek's weapons, the daleks would have no offensive counter to the borg
Oli says:
or some gibberish
Oli says:
exactly
Oli says:
he marc is such a nerd
Rat says:
The borg learned to do that too - if he remembers in Genesis.
Oli says:
ive seen every movie except that one
Rat says:
see it.
Oli says:
i have all on dvd
Oli says:
and video
Oli says:
do u think the liars team will be able to read thu all of this
Rat says:
I had a plan for the liars team....
Rat says:
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censored



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yep
Oli says:
shall i censor this bit
Oli says:
cos its a gd plan
Rat says:
I think that would be wise, don't you?
Oli says:
yeah
Oli says:
what a great plan
Rat says:
They'll get bored out of their minds with most of this conversation anyway.
Oli says:
i had a similar idea
Oli says:
yh
Oli says:
make them read it all
Oli says:
i ate my burger now
Oli says:
lol bap head
Rat says:
They'll just see that I'm talking to a teenager again and being creepy and displaying personality deficiencies.
Oli says:
haha but i hope they read all of this
Oli says:
its soooo long now
Oli says:
almost as long as my penis
Oli says:
lol
Oli says:
ah i should probably censor out censored name
Oli says:
dont want her invloved
Rat says:
As far as I care, this convo beats the shit out of "What did you have for lunch" "whos flashing their tits in the chatroom" or "Some Hopi Indian family fed their kid to a rattlesnake"
Oli says:
but thats too much work
Oli says:
censored isent traceable easily anyway
Oli says:
they would have to
Oli says:
CENSORED
Rat says:
just find all and replace with nothing - word editing - do it all in one go
Rat says:
find censored, replace with - and leave it blank - click replace all.
Rat says:
and it's done
Oli says:
THIS CONVOS GOT BORRING NOW bozos gone
Oli says:
no shes not traceable its ok
Rat says:
rightio, well, you go and vandalise the liars team, I really have to get to bed.
Oli says:
bye bye
Oli says:
gd night
Rat says:
try and get a couple hours anyway...
Oli says:
love u lol
Rat says:
heh... the son I never had... ain't it sweet.
-----

CENSORED

TO CREEPY HE ASKED DOMINIC TO GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB

-----
cya Oli
Oli says:
this will get liars team angry
Rat says:
prolly
Oli says:
there a bunch of self obsessed faggots anyway
Rat says:
you got that right.
Oli says:
i think we will end it there
Rat says:
we can do more tomorrow.
Oli says:
fuck this is long to copy and paste
Rat says:
ctrl+A
Rat says:
then copy and paste
Oli says:
HAHA THANKYPOU 4 TEACHING ME
Oli says:
HAHA
Rat sa
lol
Rat says:
thank you for learning.
Rat says:
Must go.
Rat says:
catch ya next time

SO IN SUMMARY I AM RIGHT AND I AM GOD OF EVERYTHING AND HE TRIES TO CHANGE HIS WHOLE ARGUMENT ONCE HE REALISES HE MESSED UP.

WAIT THERES MOAR HAHAHAHA ARGHSHHSHSSHSHSHS
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Rat says:
They'll get bored out of their minds with most of this conversation anyway.
Oli says:
i had a similar idea
Oli says:
yh
Oli says:
make them read it all


The bits that are interesting really make up for it. Eye opening. :witch:
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This thread should be extirpated.
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Evil_Henry
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There are people who'll want to scan read it. It's staying up.
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Redundance.
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Solaris
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You got Told cos my topics OWN
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He still calls them "kids" too, which is a bit insulting. At one point he says he doesn't mind who you kill as long as they aren't kids. He does realise Oli and Dom are going to be adults one day, doesn't he? Do they lose their appeal then?



I think you'll find Paul loses his appeal once these kids grow into adults.
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Isn't anyone perplexed as to why "paul" is okay with these convos being posted here? If they think so lowly of this group and it's members, why would our opinions matter to these "kids" as the deciding factor in some silly discussion?
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Your opinions dont matter
i was just angry with him for daring to dissagree with my superior intellect and thought i might post it here and see what u Neo Nazi scum make of it
your points are like his irrelevant to the post u eithe agree with him or disagree

Dont bother looking 4 creepy stuff cos i censored it all
oh and i wanted to see how much u wanted to get at paul
by reading it all you are clearly obsessed with trying to get "one up"
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Dont bother looking 4 creepy stuff cos i censored it all


This is rich :lol:
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May 15 2007, 03:49 PM
Your opinions dont matter
i was just angry with him for daring to dissagree with my superior intellect and thought i might post it here and see what u Neo Nazi scum make of it
your points are like his irrelevant to the post u eithe agree with him or disagree

Dont bother looking 4 creepy stuff cos i censored it all
oh and i wanted to see how much u wanted to get at paul
by reading it all you are clearly obsessed with trying to get "one up"

Kindly euthanize yourself, with any luck you could employ palliative treatment to facilitate the self-termination process.
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You really can't expect much of Rat's kids. They're sufficiently broken that they can be manipulated and out-debated by ChatRat of all people. Talk about a selection process that scrapes the bottom of the barrel.
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