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Chat Rat, Shao, Bozo argument and converstaion.; An argument bettween us
Topic Started: May 13 2007, 08:19 PM (679 Views)
EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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The illiterate tag is very appropriate in Oli-07's case. And I love the "CENSORED!" tags, that's reassuring that nothing inappropriate was being said.
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Dont bother looking 4 creepy stuff cos i censored it all





This is rich :lol:


Lol Swords - exactly what I wanted to say. "Don't look for creepy stuff, because all the bits where he said how much he wanted to give me a good deep dicking were censored".

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i honestly dont care if ur a peadophile


The selection process in action.
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ThePlague
May 16 2007, 02:49 PM
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i honestly dont care if ur a peadophile


The selection process in action.

ROFL!

There are other comments to that effect too. They're all quite... sporty, aren't they? :lol:
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Maybe Euph should send Chatrat his new favorite song!
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:vomit: He may already own it.
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On checking Paul's blog to see if he had a quick jerk off over our responses to this thread (he did, by the way, and a big one), it appears I was incorrect.

Because I should have known that when HE says "the filth", it means paedophiles. Not police. Filth is British slang for police, although I didn't realise it was exclusive to our country. Found many references to "the filth" being used to describe police - none to show it can describe paedophiles as well.

Anyway - one genuine misunderstanding, and he's apparently "won". Because all we do is think about sex. Well - in my case, I was thinking about police, he was the one thinking about sex offenders.


Another one of his cunning set ups - like that time he posted a crap story and crowed over the fact that we told him how bad it was. "Oh, I was setting you up, and you fell for it!! It was SUPPOSED to be a crap story! Hahah!"

This time, someone posts a slightly creepy conversation, and we point that out (and laugh at it). And apparently this means we're "pwned". Shoop da woop, etc. :lol:
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I like it. He's admitting to sitting around, sometimes with friends, and cooking up "schemes" for us.

"Yes, yes! And then you'll post this conversation on THEIR board and then they'll respond! It's genius! They fell right into my trap of...responding, yes!"

Quite sad, really.

The whole taught vs. learned argument is retarded to begin with, we can't be blamed for wanting to get past that and debate the other issues that arose during conversation. Great, Shao thinks things are taught, and Rat thinks things are learned. Big fucking whoop - Shao also thinks Paul is a great guy, and Rat also thinks it's ok to post private credit card information if you're losing an internet argument.

You can see why we've gone different routes with Shao's experience.

As for "the filth" - I had assumed it was referring to anyone Rat doesn't like including teachers, parents, people who think Rat is a fucking tool, etc. Rat doesn't like Ergo so he calls him a pedophile...which I find odd, considering Ergo isn't the one talking about opening a website strictly for under 19's.

Shao, you're a pawn. Rat is making you look stupid, and you fall for it faster than a $2 whore.
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Language isn't Rat's strong suit, so to bolster his insane feelings of superiority, he has to resort to using either obscure colloquialisms or even his own completely idiosyncratic meanings. It's like a child who has an elaborate imaginary land, only he knows the terrain/inhabitants, and he takes great delight in explaining it to the adults who just "don't get it". Just the sort of thing for a stunted man-child such as Rat, apparently Austrailia's answer to Pee-Wee Herman.
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May 16 2007, 05:43 PM
Language isn't Rat's strong suit, so to bolster his insane feelings of superiority, he has to resort to using either obscure colloquialisms or even his own completely idiosyncratic meanings. It's like a child who has an elaborate imaginary land, only he knows the terrain/inhabitants, and he takes great delight in explaining it to the adults who just "don't get it". Just the sort of thing for a stunted man-child such as Rat, apparently Austrailia's answer to Pee-Wee Herman.

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Lol Plague - you like, totally 'pwned' him. Moar, shoop da woop! Lawl! Mad props!

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