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| Droll News Article Titles; U.K.shop purges ethnic-cleansing T-shirt | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 14 2007, 08:45 PM (134 Views) | |
| Mock | May 14 2007, 08:45 PM Post #1 |
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U.K. shop purges ethnic-cleansing T-shirts LONDON, May 12 (UPI) -- One of Britain's largest menswear stores has withdrawn a T-shirt it was selling that unbeknownst to them was promoting ethnic cleansing in Russia. The Times of London reported Saturday that Burton's learned the correct translation of the slogan on the T-shirts was actually, "We will cleanse Russia of all non-Russians," and not "Be proud of Russia." Burton's had purchased the 6,000 Girlaun print crew-neck T-shirts from a supplier last week. They were sold throughout Britain and their design featured a mix of French logos and the Cyrillic (Russian) alphabet. The Times said it was a savvy London staffer who reads Russian who noticed the embarrassing goof. He proceeded to report to the company's brand director that the T-shirts were possibly being used by right-wing groups in Russia. The department store's spokeswoman told the Times: "As soon as we realized its significance and that it was not something we would want on our T-shirts, it was withdrawn from stores. That was Tuesday. On Friday we realized it was still on sale online and it was withdrawn completely." Copyright 2007 by United Press International. All Rights Reserved. Source |
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| CheapShades | May 14 2007, 10:38 PM Post #2 |
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Reminds me of the people who get cute little asian characters and words tatooed on themselves, partially because they think it looks cool, and partly because they think it means something like "Peace & Zen" or something sappy or new-agey like that . . . only to discover that it really means "Sweet & Sour Pork Tripe" in Mandarin or Cantonese. |
| "Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare | |
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| Pestiferous | May 15 2007, 01:28 AM Post #3 |
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LOL, that makes me think of Slowfie over at msn PnA, when someone posted that newspaper article about the boy who got a chinese tattoo, and the artist actually wrote "At the end of the day, this is one ugly boy" in chinese... And, like, 10 posts later Slowfie said "I'm dying to know what the tattoo actually said!". Ah, good times. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 15 2007, 01:33 AM Post #4 |
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Satan Valid
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Damn Soviets. *before you YELL AT ME ~ I'm kidding.
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| Evil_Henry | May 15 2007, 10:06 AM Post #5 |
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In Vino Veritas
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It's pretty good - I'm sure they're doing well on Ebay. I'm a big fan of Umbro's Cyclone trainers, unsurprisingly translated to Zyklon for the German market. Unfortunate. Death Camp Sport Shoe |
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| Mock | May 15 2007, 10:30 AM Post #6 |
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lol. Clearly deliberate. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 16 2007, 01:01 AM Post #7 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Not entirely on topic, but reminded me of a bit in Dirty Sanchez: The Movie. Pritchard thinks he's had "Sleep When You're Dead" tattooed on his leg in Russian. However, Dainton got to the translator first and made sure the tattoo artist wrote "I Love Johnny Knoxville" instead. Or Pepsi in China, who's "Come Alive with Pepsi!" actually translated into "Pepsi Brings Your Ancestors Back From The Dead," which may or may not be an urban myth. But it's a widely believed one. |
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| Mock | May 16 2007, 06:08 AM Post #8 |
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Dirty Sanchez? ffs. |
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| Evil_Henry | May 16 2007, 09:46 AM Post #9 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Details here |
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