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| Darwin Dating; Sick of dating websites filled with ugly | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 15 2007, 06:42 AM (351 Views) | |
| Mock | May 15 2007, 06:42 AM Post #1 |
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...desperate fatsos? We are. Darwin' dating site for the beautiful Sunday, May 13, 2007 A dating website where looks really are everything and ugly people are banned is giving a modern meaning to Charles Darwin's 'survival of the fittest' theory. If you have a wonky nose, freckles, acne, a mullet or even – horror of horrors – red hair, www.darwindating.com is not the matchmaker for you. It does not matter if you have a good sense of humour or a keen interest in the arts, if you have bald patches or nerdy glasses you will not make the grade. But you won't be alone. Half of all British applications so far have been rejected. The site is based on Darwin's theory of evolution – interpreted as meaning the most attractive of the species must be drawn together. And even some of the world's most beautiful people would find themselves stuck on the shelf if they applied. Cameron Diaz – who came 20th in this year's list of the 100 sexiest women in the world by FHM – would be deemed too spotty. Britney Spears need not apply after shaving her hair off, and supermodel Kate Moss would be instantly rejected because of her bad teeth. Australian creators Michael Fox, James Duffy and Michael Knapp said they set up the website as a joke after getting fed up with crowds of ugly people on other dating sites. But rejects have failed to see the funny side and have bombarded them with hate mail. One disgruntled singleton wrote: 'You are everything that's wrong in this world. Choke and die.' And take comfort that Mr Fox, 26, was rejected by his own website when he submitted his photograph. Source |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 16 2007, 09:23 PM Post #2 |
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Lol - that's brilliant. It's so superficial, I love it.
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| Mori | May 17 2007, 09:34 PM Post #3 |
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lol @ "choke and die" |
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| leija | May 18 2007, 09:24 PM Post #4 |
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They need to add an auto-sterilizer to the site which instantly zaps the ovaries or testes of the rejected candidates via wireless nanobot technology...Who do I contact? |
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| Mori | May 18 2007, 09:26 PM Post #5 |
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I'm so very glad I'm not on your bad side, Leija. :ph43r: |
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| leija | May 18 2007, 09:35 PM Post #6 |
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Your ovaries are safe...
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| Evil_Henry | May 19 2007, 12:55 AM Post #7 |
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Mad professors are needed. But how to contact them? Madprofessors-r-us is not a real web address yet. Give it five years I suppose. |
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| Mock | May 19 2007, 06:57 PM Post #8 |
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We could possibly incorporate the advent of teledildonics into a fiendishly maniacal scheme of mass-sterilization, worthy of the Joker himself. |
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| Evil_Henry | May 21 2007, 10:09 AM Post #9 |
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That plus online shopping and downloadable entertainment really have created a home you never have to leave. I wonder if there is someone out there that works from home and hasn't left his apartment in years... |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 21 2007, 12:27 PM Post #10 |
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There is. His name is Bong. Only he no longer has the job. The desire to stay home became so powerful, that even Hurricane Katrina couldn't get him out of the house. He still lives among the ruins of his house, trying to eat the flotsam that finds it's way into his living room... :wacko: |
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| Evil_Henry | May 21 2007, 12:43 PM Post #11 |
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Has Bong ever been employed? Spam mail author is the only talent he seems to have. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 21 2007, 12:58 PM Post #12 |
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If I had to guess, I'd say he used to work for a support help desk. One of those ones that asks you a bunch of standard questions about why your computer isn't working properly, like "is the power on?", and "can you see the green on-light on the monitor?". That'd send anyone off the rails. |
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