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Second Life Photo Album; No, seriously.
Topic Started: Jul 12 2007, 07:54 PM (1,306 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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Some of the stuff you find can be pretty funny. Here's the starting picture - I found this place more hilarious than horny.

In case you're wondering, I'm the girl with the red hair.

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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Looks like a cheap CGI render of my latest nightmare, "Jen visits Plague's mannequin sex-dungeon. Never seen again."

One question, if you were to turn to the front, would we see that your genitals were in fact a blue goat with bright red rotating dildo-horns?

That fits with the rest of the dream.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Nebuloso
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ConfusedMonkey
Jul 12 2007, 01:54 PM
In case you're wondering, I'm the girl with the red hair.


Did someone say red hair? :tipwink:
...yeah, about that...I'm thinking probably not.
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Lea
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Careful minkey.. neb has a thing for women with red hair.

The dirty old red headed perv.
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Nebuloso
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Lea
Jul 12 2007, 05:00 PM
Careful minkey.. neb has a thing for women with red hair.

The dirty old red headed perv.

Who's the old red-headed perv?


I certainly don't have red hair! :P
...yeah, about that...I'm thinking probably not.
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staci

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Um. :wacko:

No, it's too easy.

:lol:
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Mori
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This thread needs more pictures.

And Nebuloso, I don't think Lea was calling you a red-headed perv, but rather a perv for red-heads.
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Lea
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Thank you Mori..


dyslexia is a bitch <_<
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Nebuloso
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Yeah....well...umm....she still called me old! :P
...yeah, about that...I'm thinking probably not.
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lori
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It has to be said: Even virtually, you're the hottest chick in that room, Monkey. :D
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ThePlague
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It doesn't hurt that her guy is one of the few fully rendered.
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ConfusedMonkey
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Lol yes - the computer I was using is a bit slow. Bloody funny though. It was the badly simulated virtual equivalent of getting a Barbie doll and a Ken doll, and banging their pelvises together. "Look, they're sexing!!"

I don't actually have long red hair in real life - while I think Swords and Plague tried to make their avatars look like them, I couldn't be bothered. I started to, and then realised it would take ages and still wouldn't look right. I had pink hair before that - some nice person gave me a bunch of stuff to make my avatar look better.


I will add more pictures this weekend - there's some weird shit in this place. :)
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Jul 13 2007, 04:09 AM
It doesn't hurt that her guy is one of the few fully rendered.

I know when boys play with dolls they say things like: "Hey, don't hurt my guy." Or, "My guy's gonna kill your guy." Etc.

But, really, when it's a female doll shouldn't you change the wording?

"Her girl" or maybe "her gal" would be more appropriate?

:lol: :lol:
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ConfusedMonkey
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I have to agree with Staci on this - please do not refer to my avatar as being a 'guy'.

She's a woman.

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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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I call it "my guy".


She is "my guy".
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ConfusedMonkey
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WOMAN.

Give her a little more RESP to the ECT. Or something.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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I do.

Same way wes says "dude" to me....

... or I say hey "man" to you.
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Pestiferous
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I like calling you dude, for a few reasons...

One, it's funny - not sure why, but it amuses me to no end.

Two, it instantly diffuses any perilous situation we may be in:

Dude, where's the bomb located?

Dude...I forgot to pack your parachute, my apologies.

Dude, I didn't say anything behind your back. You ass.

What do you mean I fucked up? Dude?

EOMAN! Shit, where's my W, Dude?

Etc.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Dude, where's the bomb located? My guy is busy looking for it.

Dude...I forgot to pack your parachute, my apologies. My guy will fuck with you later.

Dude, I didn't say anything behind your back. You ass. My guy just thought it looked suspicious okay? My guy smokes a lot of pot... your guy should know what paranoia is.

What do you mean I fucked up? Dude? My guy is busy making phone calls..

EOMAN! Shit, where's my W, Dude? YOU DON'T KNOW MY GUY!
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Pestiferous
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Fucking LOL.

Stop distracting me, Dude!
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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