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| Mock | Mar 8 2008, 10:21 AM Post #181 |
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It was actually a failed parody on Grumpy. |
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| eusebia | Mar 8 2008, 11:02 AM Post #182 |
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Doesn't technically belong here, but I thought I am going to do an Evil Henry and make my name appear as the last person who sent a message on every single thread, so: Some parenting advice for Mori: ...when they pull that baby out of your -- vagina
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| Cygnus-X1 | Mar 8 2008, 04:32 PM Post #183 |
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Uhh...
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| Mori | Mar 8 2008, 07:21 PM Post #184 |
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lol ... I ran across that video a few weeks ago, actually. |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 8 2008, 07:28 PM Post #185 |
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There's nothing illegal about just holding them upside down, either. |
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| theDootle | Mar 8 2008, 09:09 PM Post #186 |
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There there, you'll get it right next time. |
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| Mock | Mar 9 2008, 06:41 PM Post #187 |
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Al Qaeda Complete Fabrication Of The CIA Well there you have it, 'War On Terror' over. |
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| stevapalooza | Mar 9 2008, 06:44 PM Post #188 |
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Somewhere a white guy with dreadlocks is saying "dude, I knew it all along!" |
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| Morguemisericordia | Mar 11 2008, 03:32 AM Post #189 |
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he qualify?
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| Pestiferous | Mar 11 2008, 03:04 PM Post #190 |
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Isn't that Laby's daughter? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Mar 11 2008, 03:54 PM Post #191 |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 11 2008, 05:34 PM Post #192 |
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It's the Blitzkrieg method. |
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| eusebia | Mar 12 2008, 09:54 AM Post #193 |
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A Benedictine monk, dressed in plain clothes, has been caught trying to steal porn tapes from a sex-shop in Würzburg. He attempted to escape, dumped the videos in a bin but was held by passers-by. When examined later, the police found out that the videos were of homosexual content. The shop owner suspected that the monk had stolen more videos prior to this incident, so the police searched his room at the monastery. They found approximately 230 videos, not all of which were purchased. If he accepts the charges, the trial won't be public. Something the church would probably very much prefer. Shame he wasn't wearing his cowl. Not that it will do any good, but here is the link, in German.
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| Cygnus-X1 | Mar 12 2008, 05:19 PM Post #194 |
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The nexus of Germans and Catholic clergy -- heaven for a homosexual porn aficionado. |
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| Mock | Mar 12 2008, 05:35 PM Post #195 |
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| Pestiferous | Mar 12 2008, 07:39 PM Post #196 |
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| Morguemisericordia | Mar 13 2008, 04:56 AM Post #197 |
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It was actually a failed parody on Grumpy. okay, so that's like grumpy sober and sitting on a pew come Sunday? |
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| theDootle | Mar 13 2008, 11:02 AM Post #198 |
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*snort* |
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 13 2008, 11:49 AM Post #199 |
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So literally anyone can join a country, regardless of their intentions, and be granted housing and such - but a tramp can't sleep on a chair. Standards are really subjective. |
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| kotpike | Mar 18 2008, 05:48 PM Post #200 |
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Shows economy troublesTENNESSEE -- The sale price for a Chattanooga, Tenn., house shaped like a flying saucer is nothing to phone home about. The Space House sold at auction Saturday for a down-to-earth bid of $135,000. Auctioneer Terry Posey says he's surprised bidding didn't go higher. The sale of the 38-year-old, three-bedroom structure perched on six "landing gear" legs attracted worldwide attention. Posey says Pearl Johnson of Cincinnati bought the mountainside house but didn't want to discuss the transaction. The house has a retractable staircase that lowers to the ground. A neighbor says that feature came in handy for one former owner who was having an argument with her husband. She pulled up the stairway, drove her husband's truck underneath it so he couldn't get the stairs down and left him stuck inside. |
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