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Topic Started: Nov 13 2007, 02:40 PM (3,539 Views)
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theDootle
Mar 8 2008, 07:19 AM
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Mar 7 2008, 04:37 PM
Tell us what you prefer, Dootle. Please, go on.

Well, Mock, if I wanted to have sex or be sexed by another woman, it would be someone more like Kate Hudson.

I do prefer blonde hair blue eyes. (like myself)

You know what Uncle Adolf said, we are the Master Race...

It was actually a failed parody on Grumpy.
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eusebia
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Doesn't technically belong here, but I thought I am going to do an Evil Henry and make my name appear as the last person who sent a message on every single thread, so:

Some parenting advice for Mori:

...when they pull that baby out of your -- vagina

:lol:
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You know what Uncle Adolf said, we are the Master Race...


Uhh... :blink:
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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eusebia
Mar 8 2008, 05:02 AM
Doesn't technically belong here, but I thought I am going to do an Evil Henry and make my name appear as the last person who sent a message on every single thread, so:

Some parenting advice for Mori:

...when they pull that baby out of your -- vagina

:lol:

lol ... I ran across that video a few weeks ago, actually.
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There's nothing illegal about just holding them upside down, either.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Mock
Mar 8 2008, 05:21 AM
theDootle
Mar 8 2008, 07:19 AM
Mock
Mar 7 2008, 04:37 PM
Tell us what you prefer, Dootle. Please, go on.

Well, Mock, if I wanted to have sex or be sexed by another woman, it would be someone more like Kate Hudson.

I do prefer blonde hair blue eyes. (like myself)

You know what Uncle Adolf said, we are the Master Race...

It was actually a failed parody on Grumpy.

There there, you'll get it right next time.
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Al Qaeda Complete Fabrication Of The CIA

Well there you have it, 'War On Terror' over.
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Somewhere a white guy with dreadlocks is saying "dude, I knew it all along!"
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stevapalooza
Mar 9 2008, 06:44 PM
Somewhere a white guy with dreadlocks is saying "dude, I knew it all along!"

he qualify?

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Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Isn't that Laby's daughter?
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There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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eusebia
Mar 8 2008, 11:02 AM
Doesn't technically belong here, but I thought I am going to do an Evil Henry and make my name appear as the last person who sent a message on every single thread

It's the Blitzkrieg method.
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A Benedictine monk, dressed in plain clothes, has been caught trying to steal porn tapes from a sex-shop in Würzburg. He attempted to escape, dumped the videos in a bin but was held by passers-by.
When examined later, the police found out that the videos were of homosexual content. The shop owner suspected that the monk had stolen more videos prior to this incident, so the police searched his room at the monastery.
They found approximately 230 videos, not all of which were purchased.
If he accepts the charges, the trial won't be public. Something the church would probably very much prefer.

Shame he wasn't wearing his cowl.





Not that it will do any good, but here is the link, in German. :wub:
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The nexus of Germans and Catholic clergy -- heaven for a homosexual porn aficionado.
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Bench-sitters sought to deter the homeless
Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Bench-sitters are being sought to hog benches in a bid to rid a city of homeless people.

The city of San Diego in the US is trying to recruit people to sit on benches for three hour shifts.

They hope it will deter homeless people and drunks from sitting down.

Esther Viti, a community activist who oversees the donation of public benches for a merchants' association in La Jolla, sent an email to 45 other activists last week asking them to sit in three-hour shifts, no bathroom breaks allowed.

"After all, you MUST OCCUPY THAT BENCH continually for three hours to prevent that homeless person from sitting on that bench," the email said.

Donors weren't happy that transients were sleeping on benches they had provided for the public, Viti said.

The group previously tried installing benches with metal dividers that split the seats. Transients simply began sleeping upright, said Deborah Marengo, president of Promote La Jolla.

No one has offered to sit a shift yet, Viti said. Some potential recruits expressed concern that the bench brigade could provoke retaliation from displaced transients.

In 2006, the Regional Task Force on Homeless estimated the homeless population at 9,600 countywide, which included 4,400 people within the city of San Diego.

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Pestiferous
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:huh:
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Morguemisericordia
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It was actually a failed parody on Grumpy.


:clapping:

okay, so that's like grumpy sober and sitting on a pew come Sunday?
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Mar 12 2008, 05:35 PM
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Bench-sitters sought to deter the homeless
Tuesday, March 11, 2008


Bench-sitters are being sought to hog benches in a bid to rid a city of homeless people.

The city of San Diego in the US is trying to recruit people to sit on benches for three hour shifts.

They hope it will deter homeless people and drunks from sitting down.

Esther Viti, a community activist who oversees the donation of public benches for a merchants' association in La Jolla, sent an email to 45 other activists last week asking them to sit in three-hour shifts, no bathroom breaks allowed.

"After all, you MUST OCCUPY THAT BENCH continually for three hours to prevent that homeless person from sitting on that bench," the email said.

Donors weren't happy that transients were sleeping on benches they had provided for the public, Viti said.

The group previously tried installing benches with metal dividers that split the seats. Transients simply began sleeping upright, said Deborah Marengo, president of Promote La Jolla.

No one has offered to sit a shift yet, Viti said. Some potential recruits expressed concern that the bench brigade could provoke retaliation from displaced transients.

In 2006, the Regional Task Force on Homeless estimated the homeless population at 9,600 countywide, which included 4,400 people within the city of San Diego.

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So literally anyone can join a country, regardless of their intentions, and be granted housing and such - but a tramp can't sleep on a chair.

Standards are really subjective.
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Shows economy troublesTENNESSEE -- The sale price for a Chattanooga, Tenn., house shaped like a flying saucer is nothing to phone home about.
The Space House sold at auction Saturday for a down-to-earth bid of $135,000. Auctioneer Terry Posey says he's surprised bidding didn't go higher. The sale of the 38-year-old, three-bedroom structure perched on six "landing gear" legs attracted worldwide attention.
Posey says Pearl Johnson of Cincinnati bought the mountainside house but didn't want to discuss the transaction.
The house has a retractable staircase that lowers to the ground. A neighbor says that feature came in handy for one former owner who was having an argument with her husband. She pulled up the stairway, drove her husband's truck underneath it so he couldn't get the stairs down and left him stuck inside.


I am the Queen of My World so shhhhh
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