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| kotpike | Mar 18 2008, 05:49 PM Post #201 |
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Eyewitness News NEW YORK -- A securities trader has filed a lawsuit claiming he was injured when stripper giving him a lap dance swiveled and smacked him in the face with the heel of her shoe. Stephen Chang claims in court papers that he was at the Hot Lap Dance Club near Madison Square Garden in Manhattan alone and was getting a paid lap dance when the accident occurred. According to the lawsuit, as the dancer swung around, the heel of her shoe hit him in the eye, causing him "to sustain serious injuries." Chang was at the club around 1 a.m. on Nov. 2, 2007 when the injury occurred, according to the suit filed in Manhattan's state Supreme Court. His lawyer, Stephan Persoff, said Chang is married and in his early 30s. He declined to give the name of the brokerage firm where Chang works. A man who identified himself as the manager of the Hot Lap Dance Club said he was unaware of the accident or the lawsuit. The club's lawyer, Stephen Ateshoglou, did not return a call for comment. |
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| aldert1 | Mar 18 2008, 06:00 PM Post #202 |
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GEERT WILDERS THE MOVIE |
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| theDootle | Mar 18 2008, 07:56 PM Post #203 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish I could respond with something other than laughter, but I'm sick as a dog right now |
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| theDootle | Mar 21 2008, 05:15 PM Post #204 |
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Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead
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| Mock | Mar 22 2008, 08:48 AM Post #205 |
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Saw that one, haha. ---- On politicians:
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| theDootle | Mar 22 2008, 09:32 AM Post #206 |
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Woman Pried From Boyfriend's Toilet After Sitting on It for 2 Years
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| ConfusedMonkey | Mar 22 2008, 09:48 AM Post #207 |
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That is SO BIZARRE! I can understand that the woman is mentally ill. But what I really can't understand is why her boyfriend took her food and water, why he WAS her boyfriend, and why he didn't do anything about it after like, the second day of her refusing to leave the bathroom. Makes a lot more sense if you assume the boyfriend was keeping her there, and that she had a big case of Stockholm syndrome. |
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| Mock | Mar 22 2008, 11:57 AM Post #208 |
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| eusebia | Mar 22 2008, 07:31 PM Post #209 |
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Another Pretty Scandal He fought a war against prostitution, you know... :rolleyes: |
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| Morguemisericordia | Mar 23 2008, 04:07 AM Post #210 |
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maybe he was trying out a new strategy: cock flogging. |
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| eusebia | Mar 23 2008, 07:16 AM Post #211 |
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It probably was research. |
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| Mock | Mar 25 2008, 08:21 AM Post #212 |
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| Mock | Mar 28 2008, 10:31 AM Post #213 |
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| theDootle | Mar 28 2008, 11:34 AM Post #214 |
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I love UFC
SUPERMAN PUNCH! |
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| theDootle | Mar 29 2008, 12:23 AM Post #215 |
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[dohtml]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a5hbIV010bM&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a5hbIV010bM&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/dohtml] You can't GROW tacos! |
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| theDootle | Mar 29 2008, 10:31 PM Post #216 |
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Oops, Man Uses Gun to Blow Hole in Wall for Satellite Dish, Kills Wife by Accident Silver linings, people! |
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| eusebia | Apr 1 2008, 06:26 AM Post #217 |
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It was on the news and he is stupid, so I guess it qualifies. [doHTML]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z4U33Ma0HN8&hl=de"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z4U33Ma0HN8&hl=de" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/doHTML] Delegation...
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| Mock | Apr 1 2008, 07:56 AM Post #218 |
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Actually, that was rather amusing, and somewhat understandable. (Were it not for the fact that he's a peabody imbecile.) |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Apr 1 2008, 08:05 AM Post #219 |
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Ugh. I'm still hoping to awaken and find that it's Summer, 2000, and I've been having a very detailed nightmare fueled by my uniquely accurate character assessment (unique to 50% of Americans and 100% of Western Europeans) of the spoiled, ignorant governor of Texas who, for some strange reason, is running for president of the US. |
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| eusebia | Apr 1 2008, 04:07 PM Post #220 |
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10 stories that could be April Fools... but aren't. clickage |
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