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| Evil_Henry | Dec 14 2007, 01:40 PM Post #21 |
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If, or indeed when, I have children of my own, I hope to retell this story in the "once upon a time" format. |
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| stevapalooza | Dec 14 2007, 04:57 PM Post #22 |
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Please, let's keep it in the realm of "if ". I need some hope in my life. |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 14 2007, 05:03 PM Post #23 |
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Woah, I don't bend that way dude. I'll never procreate with you! Unless you mean Monkey. She's taken, put it to one side, move on. <_< |
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| stevapalooza | Dec 14 2007, 08:41 PM Post #24 |
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No, I meant I fear what your loins would unleash on humanity |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 17 2007, 01:03 PM Post #25 |
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Yeah, I gathered that. Anyway, the "project" is to have between 8 and 12 children. I shall need followers! How else is my work to be completed? |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Dec 17 2007, 01:07 PM Post #26 |
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Faster and to the left! |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 17 2007, 01:44 PM Post #27 |
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Things are pretty bad when you opt to quote yourself. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Dec 17 2007, 01:59 PM Post #28 |
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It's a reminder. Everything else inbetween is a lot like those moments you pretend to enjoy it, hoping that you will either actually begin to enjoy it or at least be able to close your eyes and picture something else you'd enjoy. |
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| Mock | Dec 19 2007, 11:59 AM Post #29 |
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![]() They're civil enough, as long as they're paid. -- But seriously, would you tolerate and show forbearance to such an interloper? This would be the inner sanctum of your personal sphere of life. Of course the authorities will expect you to be 'reasonable', (= put up with their judicial intolerance and neglect) but reason rarely wins out in these situations. You'll be a loser one way or the other, and hence I would opt for extrajudicial means to remove the irritant. At least you'll preserve your self-respect in the process. The daughter would be disowned btw, after a lenghty process of psychological torture. (As to avoid any legal ramifications when opting for a fitting physical punishment, and let's face it, hospitalization for absent limbs and digits tends to be rather costly.) |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Dec 19 2007, 12:10 PM Post #30 |
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Throw him out. It's really not their problem - if he violates his probation, that's his fault. Throw him out, lock the doors, and if he tries to get back in then call the police. He doesn't live there. |
| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 19 2007, 12:42 PM Post #31 |
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It's a nonsense story. He either lives there or he doesn't - to which they claim he doesn't. There's a good chance he's been there for some time. Not to judge a book by its cover or anything, but they all look like scum. That's sufficient I think. The moustache is a stylish touch though, makes him look very sophisticated and impressive. How long before he has a fight with the father and has sex with the mother? |
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| Mock | Dec 26 2007, 02:07 PM Post #32 |
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Bit dated, but this puts the Kaballah network in league with the Scientology cult.
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| stevapalooza | Dec 27 2007, 05:28 AM Post #33 |
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Never trust any "mystical liquids" you find in Ukrainian lakes. The only mystical properties they probably have is the ability to give you instant 4th stage cancer. |
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| ThePlague | Dec 27 2007, 12:48 PM Post #34 |
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That is one versatile substance. |
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| Mock | Jan 13 2008, 09:18 AM Post #35 |
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Ah, True Romance |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jan 17 2008, 10:16 AM Post #36 |
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Source Worst burglary ever? |
| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| ThePlague | Jan 17 2008, 11:15 AM Post #37 |
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Scientist reach Spinal Tap's goal of none blacker. |
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| Mock | Jan 22 2008, 03:55 PM Post #38 |
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| Pestiferous | Jan 22 2008, 08:26 PM Post #39 |
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I wouldn't even let them on your bus. |
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| stevapalooza | Jan 23 2008, 02:46 PM Post #40 |
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See, that's all I want out of life. A nice girl who will let me walk her around on a leash. |
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