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| Pestiferous | Jan 23 2008, 03:00 PM Post #41 |
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But she doesn't cook or clean. I don't think she's a proper pet - she's just lazy. My human pet cleans, does laundry, provides childcare AND cooks when required.
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| stevapalooza | Jan 23 2008, 03:41 PM Post #42 |
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That guy looks like her's about the lead the most depressing marching band ever. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jan 23 2008, 03:43 PM Post #43 |
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Speaking of Euph - I'm starting to wonder if he's even alive anymore. I've not heard anything from him since he moved to Canada. Does he still use the internet at all? If so I shall email the bastard.
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| Pestiferous | Jan 23 2008, 03:52 PM Post #44 |
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Fucking lol, Steva. Euph is around - he's even at home during the day to call if you're ever inclined. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jan 23 2008, 04:13 PM Post #45 |
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This is what happens to most foreigners sucked in by a Canadian girl. Just ask McG... wait... he's not around anymore
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| ConfusedMonkey | Jan 23 2008, 04:25 PM Post #46 |
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I might just do that when I get home. Assuming I can find your number anywhere.
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| stevapalooza | Jan 23 2008, 09:37 PM Post #47 |
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Just don't get her started on milk! |
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| Mock | Jan 24 2008, 08:08 AM Post #48 |
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It's kind of cute. Cat Stowaway |
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| Mock | Jan 24 2008, 09:57 AM Post #49 |
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You know what I suspect these two lovebirds need, a way to bring them even closer together. They can even have contests with the right equipment. Simply a magnificent way for a couple to explore even profounder 'depths' of intimacy. |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 24 2008, 12:26 PM Post #50 |
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I like the idea of weighing excrement for dietary purposes but it only takes a cursory examination to ask the question, "So, why don't you just weigh yourself before and after defecation to calculate the resulting difference?" Inventors hate questions like that. |
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| Mock | Feb 12 2008, 03:42 PM Post #51 |
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Basically a sociopath that swindled his way through his 'education' and 'career'. |
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 12 2008, 03:53 PM Post #52 |
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He should be imprisoned, the smug prick. |
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| Mock | Feb 13 2008, 03:35 PM Post #53 |
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Wonder how many students were 'incommoded' with bad marks in order to accommodate his shortcomings. ----
Clearly a fascist of the Leftist Church Of Multiculturalism. He should stick to comedy, not every company will be 'representative' of the ethnic composition of a country's populace. The 'old boys club' will disadvantage their non-member rivals and competition irrespective of race. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 13 2008, 03:56 PM Post #54 |
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Lenny Henry is a twat. He's not even funny. |
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 13 2008, 04:00 PM Post #55 |
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He really shouldn't stick to comedy. His last show was painful to watch, even more so as it was paid for by the BBC licence fee. If he was ever funny, and I'm pretty sure he wasn't, it was twenty years ago. |
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| Evil_Henry | Feb 13 2008, 04:01 PM Post #56 |
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I think I'd feel happier if I just got it off my chest. I HATE LENNY HENRY |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 13 2008, 04:08 PM Post #57 |
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RACIST! :angry: |
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| Mock | Feb 13 2008, 04:15 PM Post #58 |
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Didn't he have that cooking show? For the rest his career is a mystery to me. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Feb 13 2008, 04:17 PM Post #59 |
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Lol - do you mean Ainsley Harriot? Ah well, they all look the same, don't they?
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| Mock | Feb 13 2008, 04:19 PM Post #60 |
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"Henry is perhaps best known to modern audiences as the choleric chef Gareth Blackstock from the 1990s television comedy series Chef!," See. |
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