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| eusebia | Mar 3 2008, 07:33 AM Post #161 |
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And by carpets you mean... car-pets. |
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| Mock | Mar 3 2008, 09:55 AM Post #162 |
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Bikers As Home-Security System (Video) |
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| theDootle | Mar 3 2008, 05:31 PM Post #163 |
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A samurai sword? These guys were serious... |
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| Mock | Mar 3 2008, 09:19 PM Post #164 |
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Where, what? Online Breaks-ups |
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| eusebia | Mar 4 2008, 06:12 AM Post #165 |
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On The Subject Of Love <_< |
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| Mock | Mar 4 2008, 08:28 AM Post #166 |
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| RevWolf | Mar 4 2008, 08:45 AM Post #167 |
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interesting article. brings to mind the South Park episode that featured Paris Hilton. |
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| Mock | Mar 4 2008, 10:09 PM Post #168 |
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With the slut-off competition? -----
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| Mock | Mar 4 2008, 10:09 PM Post #169 |
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Stole it from another forum. :ph43r: |
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| theDootle | Mar 4 2008, 11:16 PM Post #170 |
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*GASP* Your secret is revealed! |
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| Mock | Mar 6 2008, 06:26 PM Post #171 |
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Here's another secret, red tape reaches beyond the grave. ![]()
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| theDootle | Mar 6 2008, 11:58 PM Post #172 |
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Eternal fire and damnation? I wish I knew HOW they intended on punishing dead citizens
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| Evil_Henry | Mar 7 2008, 02:23 AM Post #173 |
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Many books describe how exactly you will be sodomised and defiled after death, most of them revered as holy. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Mar 7 2008, 07:54 PM Post #174 |
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I hope only hot chicks necrophile me after death....![]() Hi, Cyg. You know what a cute corpse I've always thought you were. (Jeez! Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?!!) |
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| theDootle | Mar 7 2008, 09:31 PM Post #175 |
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shes not hot! she may have a nice body, butter face... |
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| Mock | Mar 7 2008, 09:37 PM Post #176 |
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Tell us what you prefer, Dootle. Please, go on. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | Mar 8 2008, 01:10 AM Post #177 |
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Rachel Nichols is hotter, but she doesn't have any iconic movie lines to parody.![]() ![]() ![]() Oh, and she's not just amazingly hot. She's got two Bachelors degrees from Columbia University -- Mathematics and Economics. And, for the geek in you....she's playing an Orion Slave Girl in the new Star Trek movie. |
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| Morguemisericordia | Mar 8 2008, 03:07 AM Post #178 |
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wrong thread, but social apprehension isn't my strong suite.![]() i don't give a shite if he has a degree or not, but what makes him doubly hot (to me) is the fact that he's a family man who doesn't hesitate to walk to the mailbox dressed in ridiculous pajamas one could guess was gifted to him by a member of his brood. |
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| theDootle | Mar 8 2008, 07:19 AM Post #179 |
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Well, Mock, if I wanted to have sex or be sexed by another woman, it would be someone more like Kate Hudson. I do prefer blonde hair blue eyes. (like myself) You know what Uncle Adolf said, we are the Master Race... |
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| eusebia | Mar 8 2008, 07:39 AM Post #180 |
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Who was gnawing on her upper arms? |
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