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Topic Started: Nov 13 2007, 02:40 PM (3,540 Views)
eusebia
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And by carpets you mean...






















































car-pets.

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Bikers As Home-Security System (Video)
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WHAT! :blink:

A samurai sword?

These guys were serious...
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Where, what?

Online Breaks-ups
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eusebia
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On The Subject Of Love

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There is an opposing force at work too, and that is the desire to suck up to youth and annex its more desirable qualities - energy, smooth skin, skinny thighs, big-eyed winsomeness, freedom. Stars dress like teenagers, grown men write drivel about pop, queenly Nigella Lawson goes on Desert Island Discs to express hip-hop kinship with Dr Dre of Niggaz With Attitude.

If I really wanted to upset you I would call this phenomenon cultural paedophilia. The late Alan Coren summed it up beautifully when he said that in his youth in the Fifties he sought to attract girls by dressing in broad-shouldered George Raft suits and trying to look 40 - but no sooner had he succeeded, than in the blink of an eye the Sixties arrived and the sexual norm of male desirability became “a skinny kid in a tattered Donald Duck T-shirt”.

Very perceptive. There you go. Half the time we admire late childhood as cool and sexy, the other half we ignore it as awkward and spotty. Either way, we find it easy to treat it as a different but equal “culture”. And it isn't. It's childhood. Someone has to be the grown-up round here, and I'm afraid it's us.


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When my eldest first went to “big school” he found the jostling lunch queue so frightening that he stopped going in at all, and hid hungrily in the library. Nobody noticed. When we found out after some weeks and remonstrated with the idiot head of year, she replied gaily: “Oh, it's not a primary school, we don't police their day, young adults make choices.”


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interesting article. brings to mind the South Park episode that featured Paris Hilton.
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With the slut-off competition?

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Parliamentary commissioner: German soldiers too fat, smoke too much
Berlin - German soldiers are overweight, smoke too much and do not engage in enough sports, according to a report published Tuesday by the parliamentary commissioner for the defence force. "Male and female soldiers are too fat, partake little in sports and pay too little attention to what they eat," Reinhold Robbe said in his official report to parliament. He called the situation "shocking."

In the 18-29 age-group, military personnel are in worse condition than their civilian counterparts, with 40 per cent of soldiers overweight against 35 per cent in the general population, according to Robbe.

Despite the widespread availability of sports equipment in the army, more than 20 per cent don't engage in any sports at all.

Robbe also noted that an alarming 70 per cent of military personnel were smokers.

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So much for German efficiency.
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Mar 2 2008, 08:52 PM
HAha! Where did you find that? That is too good!

Stole it from another forum. :ph43r:
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*GASP*

Your secret is revealed!
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Here's another secret, red tape reaches beyond the grave. :topsecret:

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Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die

Wed Mar 5, 3:58 PM ET

The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die, because there is no room left in the overcrowded cemetery to bury them.

In an ordinance posted in the council offices, Mayor Gerard Lalanne told the 260 residents of the village of Sarpourenx that "all persons not having a plot in the cemetery and wishing to be buried in Sarpourenx are forbidden from dying in the parish."

It added: "Offenders will be severely punished."

The mayor said he was forced to take drastic action after an administrative court in the nearby town of Pau ruled in January that the acquisition of adjoining private land to extend the cemetery would not be justified.

Lalanne, who celebrated his 70th birthday on Wednesday and is standing for election to a seventh term in this month's local elections, said he was sorry that there had not been a positive outcome to the dilemma.

"It may be a laughing matter for some, but not for me," he said.

(Reporting by Claude Canellas, Writing by Andrew Dobbie; editing by Sami Aboudi)


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Mar 6 2008, 01:26 PM
Here's another secret, red tape reaches beyond the grave. :topsecret:

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Cemetery full, mayor tells locals not to die

"Offenders will be severely punished."




Eternal fire and damnation?

I wish I knew HOW they intended on punishing dead citizens :blink:
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Many books describe how exactly you will be sodomised and defiled after death, most of them revered as holy.

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I hope only hot chicks necrophile me after death....

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Hi, Cyg. You know what a cute corpse I've always thought you were.

(Jeez! Doesn't anyone fucking knock any more?!!)
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shes not hot!

she may have a nice body, butter face...
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Tell us what you prefer, Dootle. Please, go on.
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Rachel Nichols is hotter, but she doesn't have any iconic movie lines to parody.


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Oh, and she's not just amazingly hot. She's got two Bachelors degrees from Columbia University -- Mathematics and Economics.

And, for the geek in you....she's playing an Orion Slave Girl in the new Star Trek movie.
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wrong thread, but social apprehension isn't my strong suite.

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i don't give a shite if he has a degree or not, but what makes him doubly hot (to me) is the fact that he's a family man who doesn't hesitate to walk to the mailbox dressed in ridiculous pajamas one could guess was gifted to him by a member of his brood.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Mar 7 2008, 04:37 PM
Tell us what you prefer, Dootle. Please, go on.

Well, Mock, if I wanted to have sex or be sexed by another woman, it would be someone more like Kate Hudson.

I do prefer blonde hair blue eyes. (like myself)

You know what Uncle Adolf said, we are the Master Race...
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Who was gnawing on her upper arms?
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