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why are you jealous of ardra?
Topic Started: Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM (2,255 Views)
grumpy
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you know, i miss the classics. and, this was one of the classics.

okay, that said, be honest. tell me why.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Let's be honest, it was never really a classic.
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Yeah, sorry, but it wasn't, grumps.

It wasn't a classic like the one and only "Let's behead Steva"
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Or the cows. The cows were funny.

Remember the old days when Ardra actually had a profile pic? Those were the days.
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I never liked the cows much. Noise bastards.

But I remember the days when Steva used purple font and was assistant manager of PNA and Tart's right hand man.

Oh and something about a book? :tongueroll:
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LOL, you were Tart's right-hand man?

Jesus, Steva. Who haven't you e-banged?

This thread won't go too far on this forum unless we change the subject entirely. Let's face it, we just don't have the "teehee!" and "Hey, now, Campers!" to keep this sort of shit going.

I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the poofy hair thread.
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This thread makes me think of the 80s.
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i ask a simple question and what do i get?

denial. dissembling. obfuscation.

just answer the question!
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Right hand man may be an exaggeration. She asked me to be a manager, I said yes, and that was that. I don't recall ever doing anything managerial.
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grumpy
Dec 1 2007, 01:42 AM
i ask a simple question and what do i get?

denial. dissembling. obfuscation.

just answer the question!

I envy the poofy hair... :dalekray:
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Dec 1 2007, 01:50 AM
Right hand man may be an exaggeration. She asked me to be a manager, I said yes, and that was that. I don't recall ever doing anything managerial.

Sexual on the other hand?
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yes! yes! an honest man among us.

i, too, have an obsessive affinity for the poofy hair.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the poofy hair thread.


Now, see, I thought this was the poofy hair thread. I mean, wasn't that the main reason everyone was jealous of Ardra?
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i've never seen a pic of ardra so i dont know anything about poofy hair... but i'm sure it's fabulous!


i do know i'm jealous of ardra's balls.


yea, that's right.

her balls.
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I'm jealous of Ardra's extensive vibrator collection.
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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grumpy
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do you see how good confession is for the soul?


well, do you?
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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I'm jealous of Ardra's . . . .

Well, frankly, I'm not jealous of anything concerning Ardra. Certainly not her famed vibrator collection, which I consider to be a hodge-podge of kiddie's toys -- strictly amateur, in the vibe department.
"Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare
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ConfusedMonkey
Dec 3 2007, 10:06 PM
I'm jealous of Ardra's extensive vibrator collection.

Wait..do you mean you envy Ardra for having the vibrators, or you envy the vibrators themselves?
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stop the jealousy!
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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