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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM (2,255 Views) | |
| grumpy | Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM Post #1 |
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savior valid
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you know, i miss the classics. and, this was one of the classics. okay, that said, be honest. tell me why. |
| stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake! | |
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| stevapalooza | Nov 30 2007, 03:31 AM Post #2 |
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Dalek Valid
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Let's be honest, it was never really a classic. |
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| HollyHostess | Nov 30 2007, 03:52 AM Post #3 |
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Consummate Cunt
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Yeah, sorry, but it wasn't, grumps. It wasn't a classic like the one and only "Let's behead Steva" |
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| stevapalooza | Nov 30 2007, 06:29 AM Post #4 |
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Dalek Valid
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Or the cows. The cows were funny. Remember the old days when Ardra actually had a profile pic? Those were the days. |
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| HollyHostess | Nov 30 2007, 07:41 AM Post #5 |
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Consummate Cunt
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I never liked the cows much. Noise bastards. But I remember the days when Steva used purple font and was assistant manager of PNA and Tart's right hand man. Oh and something about a book?
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| Pestiferous | Nov 30 2007, 01:33 PM Post #6 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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LOL, you were Tart's right-hand man? Jesus, Steva. Who haven't you e-banged? This thread won't go too far on this forum unless we change the subject entirely. Let's face it, we just don't have the "teehee!" and "Hey, now, Campers!" to keep this sort of shit going. I'm sitting on the edge of my seat waiting for the poofy hair thread. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Nov 30 2007, 02:49 PM Post #7 |
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Satan Valid
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This thread makes me think of the 80s. |
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| grumpy | Dec 1 2007, 01:42 AM Post #8 |
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savior valid
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i ask a simple question and what do i get? denial. dissembling. obfuscation. just answer the question! |
| stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake! | |
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| stevapalooza | Dec 1 2007, 01:50 AM Post #9 |
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Dalek Valid
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Right hand man may be an exaggeration. She asked me to be a manager, I said yes, and that was that. I don't recall ever doing anything managerial. |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 1 2007, 03:23 AM Post #10 |
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In Vino Veritas
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I envy the poofy hair...
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| Mock | Dec 1 2007, 08:48 AM Post #11 |
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Sexual on the other hand? |
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| grumpy | Dec 2 2007, 04:12 PM Post #12 |
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savior valid
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yes! yes! an honest man among us. i, too, have an obsessive affinity for the poofy hair. |
| stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake! | |
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| Mock | Dec 2 2007, 07:56 PM Post #13 |
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Haircut. |
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| Mori | Dec 3 2007, 12:20 PM Post #14 |
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Cyber Valid
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Now, see, I thought this was the poofy hair thread. I mean, wasn't that the main reason everyone was jealous of Ardra? |
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| serendipity | Dec 3 2007, 09:33 PM Post #15 |
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Cyber Valid
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i've never seen a pic of ardra so i dont know anything about poofy hair... but i'm sure it's fabulous! i do know i'm jealous of ardra's balls. yea, that's right. her balls.
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| ConfusedMonkey | Dec 3 2007, 10:06 PM Post #16 |
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Satan Valid
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I'm jealous of Ardra's extensive vibrator collection. |
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| grumpy | Dec 4 2007, 02:03 AM Post #17 |
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savior valid
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do you see how good confession is for the soul? well, do you? |
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| CheapShades | Dec 6 2007, 04:59 PM Post #18 |
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Twat Valid
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I'm jealous of Ardra's . . . . Well, frankly, I'm not jealous of anything concerning Ardra. Certainly not her famed vibrator collection, which I consider to be a hodge-podge of kiddie's toys -- strictly amateur, in the vibe department. |
| "Touch Her Soft Lips and Part" -- Henry V, Shakespeare | |
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| stevapalooza | Dec 6 2007, 09:26 PM Post #19 |
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Dalek Valid
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Wait..do you mean you envy Ardra for having the vibrators, or you envy the vibrators themselves? |
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| grumpy | Dec 8 2007, 01:49 AM Post #20 |
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savior valid
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stop the jealousy! |
| stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake! | |
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