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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM (2,262 Views) | |
| ConfusedMonkey | Dec 8 2007, 01:34 PM Post #21 |
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Satan Valid
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Can't it be both? |
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| grumpy | Dec 14 2007, 01:56 AM Post #22 |
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today i found myself suffering from an acute sense of jealousy of ardra. why? i don't know. no, it has nothing to do with poofy hair, nor any of the other reasons listed in this thread. i just don't know! i just don't know! do you? |
| stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake! | |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Dec 14 2007, 02:07 AM Post #23 |
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I'm sooo jealous that she has some green fucker bumping her very own thread. :rolleyes: |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 14 2007, 10:07 AM Post #24 |
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In Vino Veritas
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A personal bumping assistant is indeed something to be jealous of. |
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| grumpy | Dec 15 2007, 06:42 PM Post #25 |
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yes, henry, yes! the truth is . . . ardra is my hero. and, conversely, i am ardra's lapdog. |
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| Pestiferous | Dec 15 2007, 09:20 PM Post #26 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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Ardra can do better. |
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| ThePlague | Dec 15 2007, 10:39 PM Post #27 |
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Unregistered
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Apparently not. |
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| grumpy | Dec 15 2007, 11:01 PM Post #28 |
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savior valid
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stop! |
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| grumpy | Dec 17 2007, 07:46 AM Post #29 |
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no, really. stop. |
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| stevapalooza | Dec 17 2007, 09:51 AM Post #30 |
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Dalek Valid
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Ardra sings all the songs while Grumpy just sits there pretending to play the keyboard in a stupid captain's hat. |
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| Mock | Dec 17 2007, 12:23 PM Post #31 |
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Grumpy, aren't you Russian? Get some self-respect, you vodka-guzzling lush. We demand gregarious cynicism and pessimistic, self-deating wit. |
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| Evil_Henry | Dec 17 2007, 12:55 PM Post #32 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Grumpy is not Russian. That would be Grumbs. You can tell the difference, Grumbs will mention Russia or communism in every other post. |
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| Mock | Dec 17 2007, 03:44 PM Post #33 |
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So basically Grumpy is entirely disposable. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Dec 17 2007, 03:56 PM Post #34 |
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Satan Valid
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Dec 17 2007, 06:36 PM Post #35 |
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He strokes her ego, and then strokes himself. Win-win. |
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| grumpy | Dec 17 2007, 06:40 PM Post #36 |
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savior valid
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again, i implore you! stop! |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Dec 17 2007, 06:41 PM Post #37 |
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Almost.... there.... keep.... stroking.... |
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| grumpy | Dec 20 2007, 08:50 PM Post #38 |
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why do you people torment me with your invective? why? |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Dec 20 2007, 09:03 PM Post #39 |
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Bump... pump... stroke. |
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| stevapalooza | Dec 21 2007, 11:01 AM Post #40 |
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Why does Grumpy create threads and then act like people are torturing him by responding to them? |
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