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why are you jealous of ardra?
Topic Started: Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM (2,262 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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stevapalooza
Dec 6 2007, 09:26 PM
ConfusedMonkey
Dec 3 2007, 10:06 PM
I'm jealous of Ardra's extensive vibrator collection.

Wait..do you mean you envy Ardra for having the vibrators, or you envy the vibrators themselves?

Can't it be both?
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grumpy
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today i found myself suffering from an acute sense of jealousy of ardra.

why? i don't know. no, it has nothing to do with poofy hair, nor any of the other reasons listed in this thread. i just don't know!

i just don't know! do you?
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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I'm sooo jealous that she has some green fucker bumping her very own thread. :rolleyes:
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Evil_Henry
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A personal bumping assistant is indeed something to be jealous of.
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grumpy
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yes, henry, yes!


the truth is . . .


ardra is my hero. and, conversely, i am ardra's lapdog.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Pestiferous
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Ardra can do better.
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Apparently not.
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grumpy
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stop!
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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grumpy
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no, really. stop.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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stevapalooza
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Ardra sings all the songs while Grumpy just sits there pretending to play the keyboard in a stupid captain's hat.
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Mock
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Grumpy, aren't you Russian?

Get some self-respect, you vodka-guzzling lush. We demand gregarious cynicism and pessimistic, self-deating wit.
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Dec 17 2007, 12:23 PM
Grumpy, aren't you Russian?

Get some self-respect, you vodka-guzzling lush. We demand gregarious cynicism and pessimistic, self-deating wit.

Grumpy is not Russian.

That would be Grumbs. You can tell the difference, Grumbs will mention Russia or communism in every other post.
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Evil_Henry
Dec 17 2007, 12:55 PM
Mock
Dec 17 2007, 12:23 PM
Grumpy, aren't you Russian?

Get some self-respect, you vodka-guzzling lush. We demand gregarious cynicism and pessimistic, self-deating wit.

Grumpy is not Russian.

That would be Grumbs. You can tell the difference, Grumbs will mention Russia or communism in every other post.

So basically Grumpy is entirely disposable.
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There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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He strokes her ego, and then strokes himself.

Win-win.
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grumpy
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again, i implore you!

stop!
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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:taunt:

Almost.... there.... keep.... stroking....
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grumpy
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why do you people torment me with your invective?

why?
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Bump... pump... stroke.
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stevapalooza
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Why does Grumpy create threads and then act like people are torturing him by responding to them?
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