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why are you jealous of ardra?
Topic Started: Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM (2,259 Views)
ConfusedMonkey
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I wish it was. Maybe we should all go back to Paltalk!! :D


Why did we leave in the first place?
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Panx911
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I've never even seen Ardra anywhere. Is she a real person or a PnA myth?

I assume since she hasn't been around in years -- to my knowledge -- that you will talk about Plauge for years?

How sad. You give them the victory keeping shit going about them. You do realize this?
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Yes, HollyHostess is still around, fucknut.

And she was in chat last time I was.

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Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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Ardra had a profile pic way back when. I assume it was her. Of course, it's easy to find fake pics on the web. I did. Check out my REAL pic.


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HollyHostess
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lol.

wait. last time i saw that picture, plague's face was pasted on it.

what does this all mean?
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ConfusedMonkey
May 8 2008, 03:02 AM
I wish it was. Maybe we should all go back to Paltalk!! :D


Why did we leave in the first place?

there was a holy war in paltalk. and i dont want all that spyware shit on my computer again.

why doesnt someone just make a room on buzzen?

ergo has one now called "der_plague is a f4g"
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Pestiferous
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Between Steva's picture, and the link of Tart doing the has-been shuffle in someone's basement, this thread should be burned alive.

Just saying.
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Lea
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Liz is a professional dive singer, Wes.

Lets get it right!
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Pestiferous
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That's not a dive, that is a basement. I can tell by the Coor's light posters on the wall, and the fact that the drums are nearly on top of the microphones because they're in a corner - not on a stage.

Besides, she wouldn't wear that out at a gig, would she? She's in a tank top. You can see her bra straps.

All I can think of when I see that video is the fact that Bong has been in her - and he kicked her out of his house.

Bong. BONG.
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Lea
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well there's a visual I could have gone my entire life and not pondered on.. :(
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grumpy
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okay, i watched the video. now i'm jealous of ardra AND tart.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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ConfusedMonkey
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Seriously, Tart could have made an effort there. Her hair looks like she's just woken up, not bothered to brush it and just shoved it in a high ponytail so she can do some housework. I'm not even going to discuss the tank top/bra straps combo and the dancing like an 80 year old lady who desperately needs a wee. :vomit:
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grumpy
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okay, now i'm jealous of ardra, tart AND monkey.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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grumpy
May 9 2008, 10:46 PM
okay, now i'm jealous of ardra, tart AND monkey.

though, i'm a fan of the force and all that comes with it. i think, at this juncture, your greenness needs some deepening.

try this:

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Lea
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ConfusedMonkey
May 9 2008, 08:10 AM
Seriously, Tart could have made an effort there. Her hair looks like she's just woken up, not bothered to brush it and just shoved it in a high ponytail so she can do some housework. I'm not even going to discuss the tank top/bra straps combo and the dancing like an 80 year old lady who desperately needs a wee.  :vomit:

minkey you're far too kind.

See all I see is "sponge bob in drag". Not to insult Sponge Bob who looks great as he is.. just not when some dodgy dive hole of a basement singer strutting around (in an outfit that makes "slags" look like they might actually be going "somwhere") ripping off his outfit and twisting it into something unnatural. UNHOLY and UNNATURAL.



ewww.
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grumpy
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okay, i'm sensing a LOT of jealousy here.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Morguemisericordia
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i don't so much have jealousy of ardra as i have a wish for her ascerbic wit just now.
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grumpy
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no, this is jealousy. i can tell.
stop the God-angst, for heaven's sake!
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Morguemisericordia
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clean those glasses, buddy!

i'm jealous of Jessica Simpson. duh.
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Lea
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i'd ask why you are jealous of Jess.. but I"m afraid you'll answer me with something other than ..."because she's dating......".
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