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| lori | May 12 2008, 01:49 AM Post #101 |
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that chick, you know
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No, no. It's the boots. She's jealous of the boots. Well, and the way she works her back. |
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| Lea | May 12 2008, 02:42 AM Post #102 |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 12 2008, 09:36 AM Post #103 |
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yes, Lori, yes! what i wouldn't give for a pair |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 12 2008, 10:32 AM Post #104 |
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I'm jealous of the way Jessica Simpson can control gravity in that video. I mean, when she waves the tray around in her hand, sometimes tilting it right up at an angle, and the glass doesn't fall off!! Amazing. |
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| lori | May 12 2008, 06:02 PM Post #105 |
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that chick, you know
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It's almost like she has super trailer trash powers. |
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| Pestiferous | May 12 2008, 07:20 PM Post #106 |
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Her father raised them girls up right - can take a punch, and still won't spill a man's beer. I'm oddly not jealous of Jessica Simpson, her bum is strangely teeny in comparison to her head and boobs. I like an ass on a girl, not like Jennifer Lopez ass, more like Britney Spears ass. |
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| stevapalooza | May 12 2008, 07:42 PM Post #107 |
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In her prime Britney's ass was splendid. Too bad it's attached to an unkempt psychopath and probably leaves a nasty odor trail. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 13 2008, 05:33 AM Post #108 |
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Davros Valid
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Let's not slander the poor girl. By no means can she be appropriately considered a psychopath. |
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| Pestiferous | May 13 2008, 02:18 PM Post #109 |
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Yes, only Cygnus is allowed mass woman-hating exaggerations on this board! Damn you, Steva! |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 13 2008, 03:37 PM Post #110 |
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Ooh... :angry: I HATE women! I HATE'EM!! ALL OF'EM!!! Every last one. I'm a hata. A woman hata. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 13 2008, 03:39 PM Post #111 |
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...except for this one:![]() I do anything for her. But, the rest of'em... Kappooee!!! :angry: |
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| Pestiferous | May 13 2008, 03:59 PM Post #112 |
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Well, your perspective is a little fucked, Cyg. Forgive me for patronizing you when you will defend the mental state of a woman who had police come to her house and take away her babies after she was declared a danger to herself and them, but happily attack women on this board and refer to "psychotic fits" because... Because they just don't like Plague? Having your babies taken away from you is slightly higher on the crazy scale than merely posting a picture of Plague. Lol. What's wrong with you, anyway? |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 13 2008, 08:34 PM Post #113 |
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huh????
huh????
Apparently what's wrong with me is that my mind doesn't work in such a manner that it forms random conclusions from mysterious premises. If it did, your arguments might make sense to me. |
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| Lea | May 13 2008, 10:48 PM Post #114 |
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oh why won't you just die? <_< |
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| Pestiferous | May 13 2008, 10:57 PM Post #115 |
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Sure, Cyg. Sure. |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 14 2008, 12:16 AM Post #116 |
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Lea, sweetie...what's with the dying demands? is it still synchronized red swimming time here? |
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| lori | May 14 2008, 02:00 AM Post #117 |
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that chick, you know
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Oh, it's her thing. Ever since she got damned to hell for suggesting Tart take a warm bath and shave her wrists, she's been a death wishing machine. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 14 2008, 09:15 AM Post #118 |
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Satan Valid
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Apparently, Tart's wrists are really hairy. It's a condition. |
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| Lea | May 15 2008, 09:51 PM Post #119 |
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see what happens when you try to do something nice for people? I was trying to save her the embarrassment of walking around with big ugly hairy wrists.. alas she took it the wrong way <_< I run a foundation called "razors for retards", morge, dear. I think i might send Cyg a few and a complimentary bottle of jack daniels and a cd of songs from Yetl. It works, no? |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 15 2008, 09:54 PM Post #120 |
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get the kind with the moisturizing strips...wouldn't want razor burn with that setup. no, sirree |
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