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why are you jealous of ardra?
Topic Started: Nov 30 2007, 03:16 AM (2,258 Views)
lori
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that chick, you know
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No, no. It's the boots. She's jealous of the boots. Well, and the way she works her back.
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Lea
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:huh:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Morguemisericordia
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yes, Lori, yes!

what i wouldn't give for a pair
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I'm jealous of the way Jessica Simpson can control gravity in that video. I mean, when she waves the tray around in her hand, sometimes tilting it right up at an angle, and the glass doesn't fall off!! Amazing.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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It's almost like she has super trailer trash powers.
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Her father raised them girls up right - can take a punch, and still won't spill a man's beer.

I'm oddly not jealous of Jessica Simpson, her bum is strangely teeny in comparison to her head and boobs. I like an ass on a girl, not like Jennifer Lopez ass, more like Britney Spears ass.
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In her prime Britney's ass was splendid. Too bad it's attached to an unkempt psychopath and probably leaves a nasty odor trail.
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Cygnus-X1
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Let's not slander the poor girl.

By no means can she be appropriately considered a psychopath.
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By no means can she be appropriately considered a psychopath.



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Maybe soon all of the men will be gone, leaving you women to claw each other's eyes out in estrogen-induced psychotic fits.



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Cygnus-X1
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Ooh... :angry:

I HATE women!

I HATE'EM!!

ALL OF'EM!!!

Every last one.

I'm a hata.

A woman hata.
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Cygnus-X1
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...except for this one:

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I do anything for her.

But, the rest of'em...

Kappooee!!! :angry:
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Well, your perspective is a little fucked, Cyg.

Forgive me for patronizing you when you will defend the mental state of a woman who had police come to her house and take away her babies after she was declared a danger to herself and them, but happily attack women on this board and refer to "psychotic fits" because...

Because they just don't like Plague? Having your babies taken away from you is slightly higher on the crazy scale than merely posting a picture of Plague.

Lol. What's wrong with you, anyway?
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Forgive me for patronizing you when you will defend the mental state of a woman who had police come to her house and take away her babies after she was declared a danger to herself and them, but happily attack women on this board and refer to "psychotic fits" because...


huh???? :blink:


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Because they just don't like Plague? Having your babies taken away from you is slightly higher on the crazy scale than merely posting a picture of Plague.


huh???? :blink:


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Lol. What's wrong with you, anyway?


Apparently what's wrong with me is that my mind doesn't work in such a manner that it forms random conclusions from mysterious premises. If it did, your arguments might make sense to me.

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Lea
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oh why won't you just die? <_<
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Sure, Cyg.

Sure.
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Morguemisericordia
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Lea, sweetie...what's with the dying demands?

is it still synchronized red swimming time here?
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lori
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Oh, it's her thing. Ever since she got damned to hell for suggesting Tart take a warm bath and shave her wrists, she's been a death wishing machine.
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Apparently, Tart's wrists are really hairy.

It's a condition.
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Lea
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see what happens when you try to do something nice for people? I was trying to save her the embarrassment of walking around with big ugly hairy wrists.. alas she took it the wrong way <_<

I run a foundation called "razors for retards", morge, dear. I think i might send Cyg a few and a complimentary bottle of jack daniels and a cd of songs from Yetl.


It works, no?
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Morguemisericordia
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get the kind with the moisturizing strips...wouldn't want razor burn with that setup.

no, sirree
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