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| Tweet Topic Started: Apr 6 2008, 11:56 AM (2,221 Views) | |
| serendipity | Apr 6 2008, 11:56 AM Post #1 |
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my dearest henry, can you stop playing video games for 10 fucking minutes and get in here and post please?? i love the dootle and morgue but they are driving me insane. and for some odd reason yet to be explained, swords and plague stopped their bitching. i need entertainment. you and i were just starting to bond and boom, you're gone. please don't make me go on a drunken rampage to prove how much i miss you. it is very unbecoming after all and might ruin my sweet image. ~seren |
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| eusebia | Apr 6 2008, 12:45 PM Post #2 |
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Forget the soft approach. Let's put it up a notch.
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| theDootle | Apr 7 2008, 06:25 AM Post #3 |
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Aww I'm sorry Seren... I shut up now...
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| Mock | Apr 7 2008, 08:41 AM Post #4 |
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It has finally dawned on Henry how much the PS3 truly sucks. With a vengeance he swore never to set foot on P&A soil again.
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| Pestiferous | Apr 7 2008, 01:08 PM Post #5 |
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That's the only thing Mock and I agree on, that the PS3 fucking sucks. That being said, I know I'll end up owning one eventually, propped up alongside the other consoles next to my television. Ugh. So, Henry - start posting or I'll make up a rumour about you being on a bestest friends trip with Mori and Lea. |
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| theDootle | Apr 7 2008, 04:38 PM Post #6 |
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Or do you mean pwning? |
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| serendipity | Apr 7 2008, 06:44 PM Post #7 |
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i really could be a stalker.... i have it in me. :ph43r:
you mean that's only a rumour??? i heard that over the weekend and i thought it was true! |
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| theDootle | Apr 7 2008, 11:33 PM Post #8 |
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Burned... |
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| Morguemisericordia | Apr 8 2008, 12:01 AM Post #9 |
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wha?!!! thanks, uh..sweetie. |
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| theDootle | Apr 8 2008, 03:07 AM Post #10 |
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We were featured my Princess! It's a compliment! Now shut up and take off all your clothes... |
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| eusebia | Apr 8 2008, 05:42 AM Post #11 |
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Henry has gone to chop some wood... |
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| Mock | Apr 8 2008, 06:47 AM Post #12 |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 8 2008, 08:44 AM Post #13 |
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Aww, this thread is quite cute. Henry and I moved house on the weekend, so from Friday to yesterday we had no access to the internet. We still won't have the internet at home until next week - and Henry can't access the internet at work. So you're going to be Henry-less for a bit longer!
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| Pestiferous | Apr 8 2008, 02:21 PM Post #14 |
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The rumour has been officially started. Not much I can do about it now, Henry. |
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| theDootle | Apr 8 2008, 04:35 PM Post #15 |
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Your face has been started... |
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| CheapShades | Apr 8 2008, 04:55 PM Post #16 |
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Henry works? Really?? |
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| serendipity | Apr 8 2008, 07:04 PM Post #17 |
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i didnt mean any harm really....it was my lame attempt at being "edgy". |
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| Morguemisericordia | Apr 8 2008, 09:39 PM Post #18 |
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awww. you really can't help being sweet, huh?
in a non-lesbian way, of course. not that i wouldn't... okay, at least on here... oh, hell, just lay down and spread em! |
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| serendipity | Apr 8 2008, 11:12 PM Post #19 |
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SHHHHHHHHHHHH... shades gets jealous. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | Apr 9 2008, 08:34 AM Post #20 |
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Lol - shocking, I know. Henry's supposed to be an out of control alcoholic, how does that man hold down a job?! Anyway - he has a new boss who is a bit of a wanker, and started monitoring everybody's internet access. In the end, Henry got sick of it and just told his boss to remove his internet access completely if he was going to be like that about it. So it's gone. He still has his work email though, so every afternoon I copy and paste interesting/amusing stuff into a word document (with a password) and email it to him. So he's fairly up to date with all the daily board drama - don't you worry.
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