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HENRY
Topic Started: Apr 6 2008, 11:56 AM (2,227 Views)
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I'm at work now and the text is fine.

Phew.
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Apr 17 2008, 07:00 AM
Who changed the text... font... etc???

It's all small and retarded.

Change it back. I can't see what the fuck I'm reading.

Did you switch ISP's?


Or monitors?
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NO. And it was only this site.
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Dootle, Cyg is the bottom. I'm the top. Now go make me some iced tea. And if there isn't a lemon wedge in it I'm kicking you in the ribs again.
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My love, my darling...

If you EVER talk to me like that again.


I'll hand you your tiny little penis on a silver tray.

KA-PESH?

:angry:
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::slaps muzzle on yapping dog-girl. Kicks her into the corner::

Ah. That's better. Now the men can talk.


Henry! My book will be carried in at least one comic shop in the UK. I talked to the owner over the weekend and he loved it. I'll give you the name and location of the shop as soon as I dig it out. The owner claims his shop was the one used in Spaced.

Of course since I like you and Monkey I may just send you a free copy. But don't don't tell the other dregs.
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Steva - that's awesome!

I'll be more than happy to purchase a copy. As long as it's not ridiculously expensive. :D
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Apr 21 2008, 09:26 AM
::slaps muzzle on yapping dog-girl. Kicks her into the corner::

Ah. That's better. Now the men can talk.


Henry! My book will be carried in at least one comic shop in the UK. I talked to the owner over the weekend and he loved it. I'll give you the name and location of the shop as soon as I dig it out. The owner claims his shop was the one used in Spaced.

Of course since I like you and Monkey I may just send you a free copy. But don't don't tell the other dregs.

Grrrr :angry:

I'm so ready to jump rope with your intestines SWAN!
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Apr 21 2008, 04:18 PM

Grrrr  :angry:

I'm so ready to jump rope with your intestines SWAN!

Hush or I'll give you the daddy discipline you're obviously crying out for.
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Hush or I'll give you the daddy discipline you're obviously crying out for.



now things are starting to get good.

*runs to get the popcorn*
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Apr 21 2008, 03:42 PM
theDootle
Apr 21 2008, 04:18 PM

Grrrr  :angry:

I'm so ready to jump rope with your intestines SWAN!

Hush or I'll give you the daddy discipline you're obviously crying out for.

You can go ahead and just try...

Just remember

No matter how hard you think you can discipline me

You'll always have an itty bitty, teeny weeny penis

FAIL!

I win.
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On another note... for Marsha and Plague:

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Apr 22 2008, 03:24 AM
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Apr 21 2008, 03:42 PM
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Apr 21 2008, 04:18 PM

Grrrr   :angry:

I'm so ready to jump rope with your intestines SWAN!

Hush or I'll give you the daddy discipline you're obviously crying out for.

You can go ahead and just try...

Just remember

No matter how hard you think you can discipline me

You'll always have an itty bitty, teeny weeny penis

FAIL!

I win.

Oh Doot. Is that the best you've got? Really? I have a little dick? Am I also a stupid head and a jerkface too? I thought I was sparring with a pro. Well it's ok. I still like you. I just don't respect you.
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Well it's ok. I still like you. I just don't respect you.


I'll bet Steva says that to all the girls.
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Only because it usually works. :P

But I respect you Keerl.
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Aww, thanks Steva.

That's sexy.

Be prepared to be pummelled with questions by Cygnus as to why you could possibly respect me after I posted Plague's picture. I'd put Mock on that list, but he's seemingly disappeared for a few days...

Probably pining away, watching his computer, hoping that someone will notice his absence soon and start a "Where the fuck is Mock?" thread.

Actually, I may start it...but it won't be flattering.
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Someone should start a "isn't the board great without Mock?" thread.
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Meow, Steva.

Meow.
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Steve, how could you possibly respect Wes after she posted Plague's picture?

I hereby indict your integrity, judgment and character.
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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