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HENRY
Topic Started: Apr 6 2008, 11:56 AM (2,225 Views)
Pestiferous
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It can't be true.

Damn you Steva, damn you and your flirtatious ways!

Have him. Steva's off the team. I hope you both die of syphillis-related insanity, drowning in urine and feces.

I hope he gets drunk off whiskey and spacedocks a hole in your fucking back, and you die of blood loss and shock...and he chokes to death on his own vomit.

Skanks.
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stevapalooza
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I don't remember muffins but I remember Wes in general, and I don't remember disliking her so I guess it's all good.
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Pestiferous
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You fucking fence-sitter.
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stevapalooza
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I can't commit to anything controversial. I may want to run for chat president someday. You're a polarizing figure.
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Pestiferous
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Bah, that's nonsense.

It's my affilliations that get me into trouble.

That and the fact that I married a stripper/hooker.
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Lea
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This would be much easier if Cyg would just give out the ruling as to whether or not you and I can like the same people.

Which of course means he's going to have to take back "you can't dislike the same people... you're enemies~".



Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Lea
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Pestiferous
Apr 23 2008, 10:01 PM
It can't be true.

Damn you Steva, damn you and your flirtatious ways!

Have him. Steva's off the team. I hope you both die of syphillis-related insanity, drowning in urine and feces.

I hope he gets drunk off whiskey and spacedocks a hole in your fucking back, and you die of blood loss and shock...and he chokes to death on his own vomit.

Skanks.

aww..l just got my own "death story" :wub:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Cygnus-X1
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"you can't dislike the same people... you're enemies~".


Here's my ruling:

Lea is allowed to dislike whomever she so happens to dislike.

But, she is not allowed to assist Wes (or anyone else) in the gang-pecking of a common enemy, in retribution for an alleged transgression about which Lea has no first-hand knowledge.

Further, Lea is hereby ordered to abstain from quoting anyone for a period of not less than one week, during which time she is to observe the citation practice of those of us who have the ability to accurately quote people.

So let it be written.

So let it be done.


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Lea
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oh you twat :D
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Morguemisericordia
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So, we have Cyg leading the judicial branch...

Steva as the head of the executive...

Legislative?...
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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theDootle
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Oh pick me pick me!!

Steva, you are a cam whore, and you'll have to try harder to get a fistful of these boobies. Lea worked hard, and now she reaps the benefits!

Cyg, let the people of this board fight in whatever way they want. If you do, I'll let you touch me in inappropriate places! ;)
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Cygnus-X1
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Will you let me defecate in your vagina?
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theDootle
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Oh fuck no, keep spouting your stupid rules if those are your terms then.

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Cygnus-X1
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Aww...

Now, why you gotta go and be all like that?
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I forgot to tell you all - now Henry won't be online for another 2 weeks. We gave up on our old broadband provider as they kept fucking us around, so we've gone elsewhere. It'll take longer for it to be set up.
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Exc-fucking-uses.
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serendipity
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I can't commit to anything controversial. I may want to run for chat president someday. You're a polarizing figure.



ohhhhh steva....


may i please have permission to use that statement the next time someone calls me a fence sitter?


it's been a while since anyone has voiced (typed, whatever) it, but they think it none the less.



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ConfusedMonkey
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Seren, you're such a fucking fence sitter. :angry:
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the view is lovely from here.... join me.


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Evil_Henry
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I've been promised an internet connection for next week - so that'll be six weeks later than I would have liked but hopefully I can swim around in all of this muck soon enough.

I've missed so much of the drama - and I didn't get to respond to one of Pan's messages. That alone just seems like a total waste.

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