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| Morguemisericordia | May 10 2008, 09:41 PM Post #101 |
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it may be an imperative, EH. we need your special kind of shite. Get your ass back here.
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| Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life. | |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 11 2008, 03:06 AM Post #102 |
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An ad for this was on the bottom of my screen. |
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| lori | May 11 2008, 03:13 AM Post #103 |
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that chick, you know
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The funniest ad I ever got was, on the Isn't It Great Without Plague, etc. thread: Martyr Ringtones. |
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| Lea | May 11 2008, 03:16 AM Post #104 |
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heh and Lori, you'll be glad to know that "issue" has been resolved... and more than just once
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| lori | May 11 2008, 03:27 AM Post #105 |
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that chick, you know
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Woooooooooo!
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| Evil_Henry | May 27 2008, 10:34 PM Post #106 |
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Fifty days later than I would have liked but we now have the internet. It's like the film Total Recall only without the trip to Mars and all of that spy stuff. The world's information is again at my fingertips. First stop, YouTube. [dohtml]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5GbFrlu5Dw4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5GbFrlu5Dw4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/dohtml] |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 27 2008, 10:38 PM Post #107 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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I'm still not sure just how much I fucking hate that. It's not up at "Loathe" yet, but it's definately pushing "despise". And it's making me hear "Durka Durka" repeatedly in my head. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 28 2008, 08:43 AM Post #108 |
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It's an awesome song. You'll fully appreciate it if you put it on while drunk, and then attempt to dance along to it. With Pest and Swords. |
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| Evil_Henry | May 28 2008, 12:32 PM Post #109 |
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You have to be naked too. It doesn't "work" unless you're naked. |
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| stevapalooza | May 28 2008, 03:43 PM Post #110 |
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Just like Uncle Roy's magic closet! |
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| Lea | May 29 2008, 07:39 AM Post #111 |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 29 2008, 11:34 AM Post #112 |
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Henry was gone?
Hmmmm... I didn't notice. <_< |
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 1 2008, 02:34 AM Post #113 |
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Yep, now I can post in any thread again, regardless of relevance! I welcome myself back, I have been missed. I missed myself loads. :ph43r: |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jun 2 2008, 03:16 AM Post #114 |
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You should fuck yourself as a welcome back treat. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | Jun 2 2008, 11:31 AM Post #115 |
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For the record, if we happen to stumble on that shit on Sundays, I can spend hours giggling at it. |
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| Mock | Aug 27 2008, 07:48 PM Post #116 |
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Let's be honest, this whole thread was a lie. Anyway, one for Evil_Henry's collection. [dohtml]<object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/bbe_1219694075"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/bbe_1219694075" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object>[/dohtml] |
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 30 2009, 02:47 PM Post #117 |
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As of today, I have been given unlimited access to the internet during work hours. It's still taking time to set in... :ph43r: |
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| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 05:13 PM Post #118 |
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![]() They're looking for a reason to fire your ass.
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| Evil_Henry | Jan 30 2009, 06:34 PM Post #119 |
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They gave me a pay rise! They are clearly more devious than I give them credit. :ph43r: |
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| Mock | Jan 30 2009, 07:10 PM Post #120 |
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You have to be very devious in the Netherlands if you are to fire an employee, the government issued rules and regulations are very strict. I'm telling you... Congratulations btw.
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