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HENRY
Topic Started: Apr 6 2008, 11:56 AM (2,224 Views)
Morguemisericordia
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it may be an imperative, EH. we need your special kind of shite.

Get your ass back here. :idiot:
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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An ad for this was on the bottom of my screen.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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The funniest ad I ever got was, on the Isn't It Great Without Plague, etc. thread: Martyr Ringtones.
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Lea
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heh

and Lori, you'll be glad to know that "issue" has been resolved... and more than just once ;)
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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:smoke: Woooooooooo!
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Evil_Henry
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Fifty days later than I would have liked but we now have the internet. It's like the film Total Recall only without the trip to Mars and all of that spy stuff. The world's information is again at my fingertips.

First stop, YouTube.

[dohtml]<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5GbFrlu5Dw4&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5GbFrlu5Dw4&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>[/dohtml]
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Malicious Third Party.
I'm still not sure just how much I fucking hate that.

It's not up at "Loathe" yet, but it's definately pushing "despise".

And it's making me hear "Durka Durka" repeatedly in my head.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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It's an awesome song. You'll fully appreciate it if you put it on while drunk, and then attempt to dance along to it. With Pest and Swords.
There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey.
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Evil_Henry
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You have to be naked too. It doesn't "work" unless you're naked.
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stevapalooza
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Evil_Henry
May 28 2008, 12:32 PM
You have to be naked too. It doesn't "work" unless you're naked.

Just like Uncle Roy's magic closet!
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Lea
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:huh:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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Henry was gone? :huh: Hmmmm...

I didn't notice. <_<
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Evil_Henry
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May 29 2008, 11:34 AM
Henry was gone? :huh: Hmmmm...

I didn't notice. <_<

Yep, now I can post in any thread again, regardless of relevance! I welcome myself back, I have been missed. I missed myself loads. :ph43r:

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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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You should fuck yourself as a welcome back treat.
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Xx_SwordWords_xX
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For the record, if we happen to stumble on that shit on Sundays, I can spend hours giggling at it.
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Mock
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Let's be honest, this whole thread was a lie. Anyway, one for Evil_Henry's collection.

[dohtml]<object width="450" height="370"><param name="movie" value="http://www.liveleak.com/e/bbe_1219694075"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.liveleak.com/e/bbe_1219694075" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="450" height="370"></embed></object>[/dohtml]
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Evil_Henry
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As of today, I have been given unlimited access to the internet during work hours.

It's still taking time to set in... :ph43r:
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Mock
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They're looking for a reason to fire your ass. :lol:
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Evil_Henry
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They gave me a pay rise!

They are clearly more devious than I give them credit. :ph43r:
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You have to be very devious in the Netherlands if you are to fire an employee, the government issued rules and regulations are very strict. I'm telling you...

Congratulations btw. :dalekray:
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