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| Cygnus-X1 | May 5 2008, 09:33 PM Post #281 |
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Davros Valid
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Aww... Always looking out for me.
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| theDootle | May 5 2008, 09:35 PM Post #282 |
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Saviour Valid
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You can just feel the love around here!
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| serendipity | May 5 2008, 09:37 PM Post #283 |
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Cyber Valid
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i just spit milk out my nose. thank you dootle. |
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| theDootle | May 5 2008, 09:40 PM Post #284 |
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Saviour Valid
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I always find great pleasure in influencing people to expel fluids from their face! Speaking of which... One time I put a pillow over my ex-boyfriends face that caused him to have a bloody nose. When I saw our friends, I told them all I punched him and gave him a bloody nose. He didn't like that too much, men are so sensitive... <_< |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 5 2008, 09:41 PM Post #285 |
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Davros Valid
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Where's the love from you, Doots? You've only said "fuck you." |
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| theDootle | May 5 2008, 09:43 PM Post #286 |
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I guess you don't get me then, Cyg. If I'm not calling you names or cursing at you, there is no love. You should take it as a compliment. ...or should you? |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 6 2008, 03:31 AM Post #287 |
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Davros Valid
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You never called me names or cursed at me before... You just bent over for me. Less sass...more ass. |
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 03:32 AM Post #288 |
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Saviour Valid
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I'm a lady Cyg, sorry
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| HollyHostess | May 6 2008, 03:39 AM Post #289 |
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Consummate Cunt
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 6 2008, 03:42 AM Post #290 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Seconded. It's like watching an old drunk circling a kitten with a fork. |
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 6 2008, 03:44 AM Post #291 |
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Davros Valid
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The whole system is breaking down. |
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 03:52 AM Post #292 |
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Saviour Valid
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Thats fucking awful! I don't even want to think about that. You fucking animal hater! |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 6 2008, 03:56 AM Post #293 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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FINE. Rather than delete, here's an updated version: It's like watching an old drunk circle an inane, thread-killing fuckstick. With a fork. Always happy to be of service.
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 04:01 AM Post #294 |
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Thats much better, thanks Runtle-Cuntle
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 04:01 AM Post #295 |
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Saviour Valid
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Fuckstick always makes me think of Will |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 6 2008, 04:15 AM Post #296 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Odd coincidence from the other thread: Guys taking about sexual abuse turning them on always makes me think of Will - He had a GREAT rape story he'd email to ladies he liked! |
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| Lea | May 6 2008, 07:20 AM Post #297 |
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Ninja Valid
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augh.. thoughts of will make my bile levels rise unnaturally. aughness
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 11:49 AM Post #298 |
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Saviour Valid
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On my eighteenth birthday, Will asked permission to touch my boobs. I said no, he still tried. I was highly disgusted and disturbed. What ever happened to that asshole? |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 6 2008, 12:26 PM Post #299 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Mori ate him. |
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 04:35 PM Post #300 |
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Saviour Valid
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Mori would never eat him. Mori may have ripped him a new one, but she would never ingest such scum. |
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