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Isn't this Board Great Without Plague???; or Mock... same thing...
Topic Started: Apr 22 2008, 05:24 PM (5,743 Views)
Cygnus-X1
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Aww...

Always looking out for me. :wub:
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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theDootle
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You can just feel the love around here!

:wub: :wub: :wub:
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serendipity
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Shes extremely maniacal and evil! She eats babies for breakfast, shits solid rocks, and takes a daily bath in the blood of the righteous.

And thats when shes only being a little evil!


i just spit milk out my nose.

thank you dootle.

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theDootle
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I always find great pleasure in influencing people to expel fluids from their face!

Speaking of which...

One time I put a pillow over my ex-boyfriends face that caused him to have a bloody nose.

When I saw our friends, I told them all I punched him and gave him a bloody nose.

He didn't like that too much, men are so sensitive... <_<
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Cygnus-X1
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Where's the love from you, Doots?

You've only said "fuck you."
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theDootle
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I guess you don't get me then, Cyg.

If I'm not calling you names or cursing at you, there is no love.

You should take it as a compliment.


...or should you?
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Cygnus-X1
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You never called me names or cursed at me before...

You just bent over for me.

Less sass...more ass.
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theDootle
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I'm a lady Cyg, sorry ;)
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HollyHostess
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:vomit:
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Seconded.

It's like watching an old drunk circling a kitten with a fork.
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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Cygnus-X1
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The whole system is breaking down.
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theDootle
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
May 5 2008, 10:42 PM
Seconded.

It's like watching an old drunk circling a kitten with a fork.

Thats fucking awful! I don't even want to think about that.

You fucking animal hater!
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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FINE.

Rather than delete, here's an updated version:

It's like watching an old drunk circle an inane, thread-killing fuckstick. With a fork.

Always happy to be of service.
:D
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I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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theDootle
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Thats much better, thanks Runtle-Cuntle :D
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theDootle
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Fuckstick always makes me think of Will
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Odd coincidence from the other thread:

Guys taking about sexual abuse turning them on always makes me think of Will - He had a GREAT rape story he'd email to ladies he liked!
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Lea
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augh.. thoughts of will make my bile levels rise unnaturally.


aughness :vomit:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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theDootle
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On my eighteenth birthday, Will asked permission to touch my boobs.

I said no, he still tried.


I was highly disgusted and disturbed.

What ever happened to that asshole?
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Mori ate him.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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theDootle
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Mori would never eat him.

Mori may have ripped him a new one, but she would never ingest such scum.
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