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| Tweet Topic Started: May 2 2008, 10:48 AM (672 Views) | |
| Pestiferous | May 3 2008, 01:30 PM Post #21 |
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Never anger the demon baby. If there isn't a cliff nearby to fully secure their death, you must forever live with your demon baby, mentioning nothing of your desire to kill them. Remember, some day they will be teenagers and you don't want them to stab you in the middle of the night While you sleep, and end up on some made-for-tv movie called "Daughter's Love" or some horseshit like that. |
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| serendipity | May 3 2008, 01:34 PM Post #22 |
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Cyber Valid
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we posted at the exact same time! this finally lays to rest all the rumors that wes and i are the same peson. lol |
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| theDootle | May 3 2008, 01:49 PM Post #23 |
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Saviour Valid
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I'm still getting over tonsillitis, and my throat swelled up a few days ago. I almost couldn't breathe. It was fun!
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 6 2008, 09:50 AM Post #24 |
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Satan Valid
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Que? |
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 11:37 AM Post #25 |
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Just ignore it, and it will go away, Monkey... |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 6 2008, 11:44 AM Post #26 |
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Lol - like that's ever been the case before, Doots. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 6 2008, 10:03 PM Post #27 |
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Davros Valid
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Here, Monkey: [dohtml]<embed allowNetworking="all" allowScriptAccess="always" src="http://widgets.nbc.com/o/4727a250e66f9723/4820d551cbec91f" width="384" height="283" quality="high" wmode="transparent" id="W4820d551cbec91f" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>[/dohtml] |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 08:36 AM Post #28 |
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Satan Valid
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Uhuh. Perhaps you should change your signature now. |
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| stevapalooza | May 7 2008, 10:14 AM Post #29 |
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Dalek Valid
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That skit is sooooo unfunny. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 10:30 AM Post #30 |
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Satan Valid
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Ooh, I remembered something that happened when I was about seven or eight. I was walking home from school with my mum, and some of the other kids from school and their parents were around. I was running about on the grass by the side of the pavement with a friend, and then suddenly I fell. Down a manhole. Or a maintenance hole or whatever you want to call it. The concrete around the hole which the lid was fixed to had crumbled away, and when I stood on it it just gave way. But I didn't fall right in, I was sort of wedged because I was wearing a backpack. I was hanging from my backpack with my feet dangling in sewage. If I hadn't been wearing that bag, I would have gone straight in. Mmn, human excrement. So anyway, my mum pulled me out, and we got some builders from down the road to put the cover back and put some cones around it. Then my mum called the council to tell them what had happened, and they got it fixed a few days later. This is before all the adverts started appearing on TV telling you that you can sue people for just about anything - I would have totally sued if I could have. It ruined my shoes and caused me emotional distress!
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| stevapalooza | May 7 2008, 10:41 AM Post #31 |
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Dalek Valid
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I don't know if you would've died, but that's definitely a brush with extreme grossness. Although the image of little Jen wedged in a sewer hole is kind of precious. Did the other kids laugh? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 10:46 AM Post #32 |
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Mneh, I doubt I would have died... but if I'd been dunked in raw sewage I would have WANTED to die. One girl did laugh, but she was an evil evil girl. I hear she's a crackwhore now.
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| stevapalooza | May 7 2008, 11:03 AM Post #33 |
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Dalek Valid
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This gives me a brilliant idea for a children's book. "Jenny the Little Poo Girl"![]() |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 11:34 AM Post #34 |
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Satan Valid
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What is that hat all about? I hate you. :angry: |
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| stevapalooza | May 7 2008, 12:14 PM Post #35 |
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Dalek Valid
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It's a Tam O'Shanter! Everyone loves a Tam O'Shanter. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 7 2008, 05:41 PM Post #36 |
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Davros Valid
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Monkey, my reference to that skit was an inside joke between myself and Mori, who sometimes scrolls through the threads here. She and I were recently laughing about that skit in the chat room. Hence: (for Mori). You've really become quite jaded, haven't you. |
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| Pestiferous | May 7 2008, 07:41 PM Post #37 |
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Cyg's a little sensitive today.
That's all she said, Cyg. How did you get "jaded" out of that, exactly? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 8 2008, 11:08 AM Post #38 |
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Satan Valid
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Cyg - for whatever reason, I couldn't see the video you posted yesterday. As much as I refreshed the page and tried to see what you'd posted - I didn't even realise it was a video. So yeah, it just looked like you were being an arse. Particularly in light of all the recent sniping going on here. Glad to see you weren't really. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 8 2008, 12:18 PM Post #39 |
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Satan Valid
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This almost killed me. |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 8 2008, 01:16 PM Post #40 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Ha! Der_Greg. |
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