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| If you HAD to be raped by a mythical creature.. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,629 Views) | |
| stevapalooza | May 4 2008, 06:05 PM Post #1 |
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which would you prefer? I'd choose the Brownie, because they're small and I wouldn't feel as violated. Unless there was a bunch of them and they got really rough. But Brownies don't roll like that. ![]() |
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| theDootle | May 4 2008, 07:04 PM Post #2 |
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Saviour Valid
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A Magical Liopleurodon |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 4 2008, 09:12 PM Post #3 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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The mythical creature I'd most like to be fucked by is god, particularly the western version. Then I could enjoy the same guilt, scorn and shame that those bible-thumping cunts that wander door to door peddling their religion feel. Only I'd have a gaping, bleeding anus filled with the holy muck of our lord instead of a make-believe crutch that I can alternately use to prop up my smug feelings of superiority, use to hide from my fears and doubts in the most unhealthy of denials and best of all weild it as an ignorance-bludgeon to fuck up my spawn with. Mmmmn. Jesus violated my shame-cave. |
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| lori | May 5 2008, 02:16 AM Post #4 |
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that chick, you know
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Despite the lack of replies, I think this may be one of the best. threads. ever. |
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| Xx_SwordWords_xX | May 5 2008, 02:23 AM Post #5 |
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Satan Valid
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You accidentally let in a Jehovah, didn't you? Don't answer the door on Sundays.... |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 5 2008, 02:28 AM Post #6 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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They didn't leave, though. Saving a fortune on dog food. |
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| Lea | May 5 2008, 02:35 AM Post #7 |
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Ninja Valid
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that was really rather disturbing to read
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| Pestiferous | May 5 2008, 02:43 AM Post #8 |
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Might take awhile, though. She is a small dog. I don't particularly like to be raped, but if I was able to choose who got raped I could look at this in a more creative light... If I had to choose, I would like to see Cygnus' maidenhead torn through and ripped open by the thrusting barbed peen of Chat Forum Justice, mythological creature stemming from the depths of Texas, visible only to shut-ins, histrionic middle-agers, and cripples. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 5 2008, 04:29 AM Post #9 |
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Davros Valid
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Oh, baby. |
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| Lea | May 5 2008, 06:40 AM Post #10 |
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how cute. Cyg reads that as a love story. I read it as a life model of "misery". Tell me cyg.. do you know how to write? |
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| theDootle | May 5 2008, 11:45 AM Post #11 |
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Pest is always good for making you realize that you really aren't as evil as you think you are.
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| stevapalooza | May 5 2008, 12:29 PM Post #12 |
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Dalek Valid
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Wait..how could I forget Amazons? What guy wouldn't want to be captured and used as a sex beast by a tribe of horny Amazons? I always overlook the classics. |
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| Pestiferous | May 5 2008, 04:20 PM Post #13 |
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It's amazing how none of your favourite mythological creatures would be suitable to give you a beasting... I really like unicorns, but I'd hate to be raped by one. Same goes for the Lochness Monster. |
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| Panx911 | May 5 2008, 09:09 PM Post #14 |
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Medusa. She'd make me rock hard. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 5 2008, 09:27 PM Post #15 |
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Davros Valid
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The real one or Lea? |
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| Pestiferous | May 5 2008, 09:28 PM Post #16 |
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I think Lea got to Cygnus.
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| theDootle | May 5 2008, 09:29 PM Post #17 |
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Fuck you Cyg, you leave my Lea alone! She's lovely and you know it! :angry:
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 5 2008, 09:29 PM Post #18 |
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Davros Valid
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Got to me where? |
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| Pestiferous | May 5 2008, 09:31 PM Post #19 |
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Right there. Under the skin a bit. The part that's warm with a bit of upset, and made you refer to her as Medusa. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 5 2008, 09:32 PM Post #20 |
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Davros Valid
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Oh, I see. "Do you know how to write." I hadn't read that. I'm not even sure what it means. No, I was just asking because of this picture from the other thread: I was wondering if Pan was referencing it. |
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