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If you HAD to be raped by a mythical creature..
Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,632 Views)
Pestiferous
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Funny, it doesn't look like Lea at all - Lea is tiny, with short blonde hair.

What were you referencing, then?
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May 5 2008, 04:33 PM
Funny, it doesn't look like Lea at all - Lea is tiny, with short blonde hair.

What were you referencing, then?

...and a fine ass

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Cygnus-X1
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I don't criticize peoples' appearances.

That's more your thing.

My reference was a metaphor for her soul and/or demeanor.

It's just the first thing that popped into my head, really. The initial impression is usually the most honest. When one starts to make a case for metaphors, prescriptively, one tends to corrupt it with personal prejudices and wants. It's the classic conflict between how things are and how we'd like for them to be.

But, I digress...

The question was to Pan, after all. :wink:
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Yes...because it was Medusa's "demeanor" that turned men into stone.

Not her appearance.

?

You can't backpedal for shit, Cyg.
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May 5 2008, 04:39 PM
My reference was a metaphor for her soul and/or demeanor.


Then you know nothing about Lea.
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Lea
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I'm sorry I made you cry, cyg.

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Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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I don't criticize peoples' appearances.

That's more your thing.

My reference was a metaphor for her soul and/or demeanor.

It's just the first thing that popped into my head, really.


Hmmmn .... horseshit. Medusa is famous for ugliness, so much so she turned people who looked upon her to stone.

Your claim that it was meant contextually as a metaphor for her soul/demeanor doesn't pan out when reading your original reference. At all.

You were either too clumsy or dim to google a relevant image (a sign in itself of a lack of imagination, chum) or you're back-tracking to seem less of a cunt.

Regardless sir, despite your claim to not criticize appearances, it did make you seem like a complete hypocrite, especially given your stance of late.
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maybe Cyg has just confused me with kathy bates? :huh:

Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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May 5 2008, 04:39 PM
My reference was a metaphor for her soul and/or demeanor.

Cyg, I have no problem with you, at all. I've always enjoyed chatting with you. But if you think you know who Lea is based on her remarks in an argument you came into months and months after it began, then you're embarrassingly mistaken.

First of all, read back a few months. At least last summer, and you'll see Plague is more than capable of giving, with or without provocation, just as good as he's gotten from Lea.

Second, you don't know her. If you don't care to, that's fine. It seems the feeling is mutual, but to make judgments about her soul based on obvious, and likely willful, ignorance really doesn't make you any better than what you are condemning other people for being.
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I don't think I have ever disagreed with a single thing you ever said Lori.

Hurry up and say something I can disagree with so we can fight and you can put me in my place!

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Cygnus-X1
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Man, everyone's a critic.

Look, I'm not homogenizing my metaphors for anyone.

They'll be appreciated after I'm gone.


Lori...no.

My impressions of her are based on her comments to me here, as well my observations
of her dealings with other people.

And, I've been following the Plague/Swords/Wes/photo argument for a good while -- since before Wes made the photo public. So, I really don't see what you're on about.

In any case, I'm a good judge of character. So, I'm not too worried about having misapprehended anything. If you care to disabuse me of something in particular, however, you can send me a PM and I will read and consider it thoughtfully.
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They'll be appreciated after I'm gone ...


Promises promises ... also:

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And, I've been following the Plague/Swords/Wes/photo argument for a good while -- since before Wes made the photo public. So, I really don't see what you're on about.


You've been following the argument since before it happened? I got to get me one of those magical, whiskey-fuelled time machines. Sounds positively enlightening.
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Cygnus-X1
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Hey, at least a promise means something coming from me.

NOT LIKE SOME PEOPLE. NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES...

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Why? Are you in fact, Plague?

Demand Justice, sir!

And rights to your likeness!
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May 5 2008, 10:42 PM
Man, everyone's a critic.

Look, I'm not homogenizing my metaphors for anyone.

They'll be appreciated after I'm gone.


Lori...no.

My impressions of her are based on her comments to me here, as well my observations
of her dealings with other people.

And, I've been following the Plague/Swords/Wes/photo argument for a good while -- since before Wes made the photo public. So, I really don't see what you're on about.

In any case, I'm a good judge of character. So, I'm not too worried about having misapprehended anything. If you care to disabuse me of something in particular, however, you can send me a PM and I will read and consider it thoughtfully.

Just because she may call you a cunt and tell you to fuck off and die, doesn't make her a soul-less bitch. Take the time to get to know her and you will find that she is actually quite the opposite.

This board is one dimensional and you can't make a final judgement on someone based on something they have said on here.

As I said, she really is lovely.
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May 5 2008, 10:42 PM
Lori...no.

My impressions of her are based on her comments to me here, as well my observations
of her dealings with other people.

And, I've been following the Plague/Swords/Wes/photo argument for a good while -- since before Wes made the photo public. So, I really don't see what you're on about.

In any case, I'm a good judge of character. So, I'm not too worried about having misapprehended anything. If you care to disabuse me of something in particular, however, you can send me a PM and I will read and consider it thoughtfully.

Three paragraphs, three responses.

1. Clearly you're referring to dealings with people who do not care for her. In my personal dealings with her, over the last 7 years, I've found quite the opposite to be true.

2. That? The whole photo thing? You just made my point. I am speaking of incidences before that. These things don't occur in a vacuum.

3. I appreciate the offer, but I'm not going to PM you and plead her case. It's not my place to discuss details of her life to convince you otherwise, I doubt that she's overly concerned if you've misjudged her, and I'm so not giving out more mud to be slung.

She's an incredible friend to me, she's given me love and support through the most difficult times in my life, and I find her to be one of the wisest and most giving people I've ever known. Although she's yet to send me any knives, so maybe I'm getting shorted here. And I consider myself to be an excellent judge of character and certainly not one to rush to judgment.
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Dear Cyg of Loserville,


I'm super dooperly sorry I made you cry. Had I known that it would send you on an alcohol fuled rage of righteousness I would never have made that refernce to the stephen king novel Misery (later made into a movie with Kathy Bates).

Perhaps I should have shared my 'resume' with you? Would that have eased the pain that came with the realisation that I belive you to be an attention grabbing, drama queen crying, tossmonkey? If you hate me, does it ease the burning of self hatred you hold in your heart?

You've tried to pigeon hole me... alas the square peg does not fit into the round hole. But it's flattering to think you gave it your bestest of the best go at it.

So go ahead and have a good long cry. Scream from your rooftop that you've seen the inner workings of my soul and how you weep the tears of baby jesus over the "alleged" darkness that resides within.


Now, do kindly fuck off and die.

thanks in advance.

lea xoxoxoxxxoxo
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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stevapalooza
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People please! This thread is supposed to be about getting raped by mythical creatures! Lets not turn it into a freakshow!

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Lea
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... want medusa to rape you stoyva?

She's willing if you aren't. :D
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Nice! This thread is working out great for me :)
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