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| Tweet Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,631 Views) | |
| Lea | May 6 2008, 08:41 AM Post #41 |
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yes.. i can make it feel so good to feel so bad... ssssss and shit
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 6 2008, 09:42 AM Post #42 |
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Look, Lori. I'm a reasonable fellow and I'm entitled to my opinion. I see things, think about them and offer my perspective. I'm sorry that you didn't like this particular take. I'm just wondering how I got suckered into a discussion about Lea when I was just going for a cheap joke with Pan. |
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| Pestiferous | May 6 2008, 02:12 PM Post #43 |
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See, Cyg, you talk about Lea right here in reference to Pan mentioning Medusa... And then you say this?
You're commiserating with Plague too much, you've even picked up the victim mentality. |
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| Panx911 | May 6 2008, 02:18 PM Post #44 |
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I didn't read about Medusa anywhere. I just posted my myth rape choice and that is all. |
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| Pestiferous | May 6 2008, 02:19 PM Post #45 |
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| theDootle | May 6 2008, 04:38 PM Post #46 |
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What the fuck? ...whatever. Pest, bend over... |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 6 2008, 10:07 PM Post #47 |
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Wes, is your name "Pan?" mmk? |
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| Pestiferous | May 6 2008, 11:00 PM Post #48 |
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You've tried the whole "I wasn't speaking to you" defense before, Cygnus. Hint: If you post it, it's up for comment. Just how a forum works. Why don't you stick to steamy PM's if you can't handle open discussion? |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 7 2008, 12:54 AM Post #49 |
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Wes... mmk? |
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| theDootle | May 7 2008, 01:30 AM Post #50 |
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Actually, I'm Pan. |
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| lori | May 7 2008, 01:33 AM Post #51 |
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that chick, you know
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Me, too. Well, other than being a fellow. But...everything else? Me, too.
It's not like my heart is broken into a thousand little pieces. You're just wrong. And since I know way more about her, then my experience is weightier, and therefore more likely to be correct. But thanks for the apology.
A cheap joke with Pan about my friend being soulless. There are threads here 86 pages long, and I've often wondered at the progression of topics. But how we got here is pretty simple. |
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| Pestiferous | May 7 2008, 02:34 AM Post #52 |
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Mmk what, Cyg? |
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| lori | May 7 2008, 05:16 AM Post #53 |
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Since I've pulled us off topic, and I know Steva genuinely cares about my rape preferences: Werewolf. As long as he didn't eat me, after. In the unpleasant-Lori-as-an-entrée way. |
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| stevapalooza | May 7 2008, 06:57 AM Post #54 |
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Thank you Lori. |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 10:47 AM Post #55 |
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Does Aragorn from Lord of the Rings (as played by Viggo Mortensen) count? |
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| theDootle | May 7 2008, 11:44 AM Post #56 |
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Its not rape if you want it honey! |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 11:45 AM Post #57 |
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Is it still rape if I definitely say "no"? |
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| theDootle | May 7 2008, 11:46 AM Post #58 |
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I suppose.... <_< |
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| stevapalooza | May 7 2008, 12:20 PM Post #59 |
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Will you yell out "oooh Viggo!!" at orgasm? If so, will you giggle afterwards? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 7 2008, 01:31 PM Post #60 |
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That is what I usually shout. And I usually do giggle. |
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