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| If you HAD to be raped by a mythical creature.. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,630 Views) | |
| Morguemisericordia | May 8 2008, 02:25 AM Post #61 |
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| Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life. | |
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| HollyHostess | May 8 2008, 02:28 AM Post #62 |
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Consummate Cunt
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yuck. he is not attractive. |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 8 2008, 02:29 AM Post #63 |
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i knew you were going to say that.
fair enough. who's your hotness? |
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| HollyHostess | May 8 2008, 02:34 AM Post #64 |
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Consummate Cunt
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well, it changes, but this guy has been my fuckwish for a while now.
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| HollyHostess | May 8 2008, 02:49 AM Post #65 |
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Consummate Cunt
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you know, after giving this highly important topic some additional thought, i think we should make a top 10 list. yes. a list. im so very fond of lists. as for the original question, i'd have to say anything with a claw. yeah. and it definitely must be capable of lording over me - like maybe that rabbit creature from twilight zone the movie. ![]() |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 8 2008, 09:45 AM Post #66 |
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Satan Valid
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Nooo... not Viggo normally. I saw him in Eastern Promises and he was just a bit scary and not attractive. I mean ARAGORN. Like this: ![]() If anyone tried to stop him from raping me, he'd slice them up with that big sexy sword he's got.
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| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| Lea | May 8 2008, 09:56 AM Post #67 |
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Ninja Valid
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see! That's the whole point! There's ARAGORN .. and then there is "viggo"
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| Morguemisericordia | May 8 2008, 10:21 AM Post #68 |
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finicky females! ...oh, wait
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 8 2008, 10:27 AM Post #69 |
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Satan Valid
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| There are no promises or assurances in any shape or form contained in the above post. Do not trust this Monkey. | |
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| stevapalooza | May 8 2008, 10:29 AM Post #70 |
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Dalek Valid
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I think Monkey is a closet larper. |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 8 2008, 10:18 PM Post #71 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Nothing closet about it, she's down her local community centres most nights, dressed as a wizard and casting -3 stamina point spells at the other geeks. It's TRUE! |
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| stevapalooza | May 8 2008, 10:48 PM Post #72 |
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Dalek Valid
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I blame the sewer pipe experience. It warped her developing brain. |
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| Lea | May 9 2008, 02:04 AM Post #73 |
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Ninja Valid
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Aragorn is HOT. Maybe even hotter than YOU.. stoyva. Viggo isn't however. It would be like if Plague played you in a movie "Stoyva is " .. Plague is
you spraken my en-glay-shay yet? |
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| ConfusedMonkey | May 9 2008, 08:59 AM Post #74 |
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Satan Valid
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**Monkey uses -5 vitality spell on Euph** Haha!! Who's laughing now motherfucker!
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| Jelly | May 9 2008, 10:49 AM Post #75 |
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Me? |
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| stevapalooza | May 9 2008, 10:59 AM Post #76 |
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Dalek Valid
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Many people are hotter than me Loya. That's not much of an accomplishment. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 9 2008, 09:04 PM Post #77 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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*cough* Geek Test! *cough* Fail! *cough* |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 9 2008, 10:04 PM Post #78 |
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| Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life. | |
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| stevapalooza | May 9 2008, 10:06 PM Post #79 |
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Dalek Valid
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morgue loves the horse cock. |
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 9 2008, 10:06 PM Post #80 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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There's worse ways to have your tonsils taken out. |
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