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If you HAD to be raped by a mythical creature..
Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,630 Views)
Morguemisericordia
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HollyHostess
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yuck.

he is not attractive.
Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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Morguemisericordia
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i knew you were going to say that. :huh:

fair enough. who's your hotness?
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well, it changes, but this guy has been my fuckwish for a while now.

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:jerk:
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you know, after giving this highly important topic some additional thought, i think we should make a top 10 list.

yes. a list. im so very fond of lists.

as for the original question, i'd have to say anything with a claw. yeah. and it definitely must be capable of lording over me - like maybe that rabbit creature from twilight zone the movie.

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Nooo... not Viggo normally. I saw him in Eastern Promises and he was just a bit scary and not attractive.

I mean ARAGORN. Like this:

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If anyone tried to stop him from raping me, he'd slice them up with that big sexy sword he's got. :wub:
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Lea
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see! That's the whole point!

There's ARAGORN :wub: .. and then there is "viggo" :vomit:




Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Morguemisericordia
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finicky females!

...oh, wait :unsure:
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Lea
May 8 2008, 10:56 AM
see! That's the whole point!

There's ARAGORN :wub: .. and then there is "viggo" :vomit:

:clapping:
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I think Monkey is a closet larper.
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Nothing closet about it, she's down her local community centres most nights, dressed as a wizard and casting -3 stamina point spells at the other geeks.

It's TRUE!
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I blame the sewer pipe experience. It warped her developing brain.
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Aragorn is HOT. Maybe even hotter than YOU.. stoyva.

Viggo isn't however.

It would be like if Plague played you in a movie "Stoyva is :wub: " .. Plague is :vomit:

you spraken my en-glay-shay yet?
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May 8 2008, 11:18 PM
Nothing closet about it, she's down her local community centres most nights, dressed as a wizard and casting -3 stamina point spells at the other geeks.

It's TRUE!

**Monkey uses -5 vitality spell on Euph**


Haha!! Who's laughing now motherfucker! :witch:
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Me?
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Many people are hotter than me Loya. That's not much of an accomplishment.
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**Monkey uses -5 vitality spell on Euph**

Haha!! Who's laughing now motherfucker!


*cough* Geek Test! *cough* Fail! *cough*
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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morgue loves the horse cock.
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There's worse ways to have your tonsils taken out.
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