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If you HAD to be raped by a mythical creature..
Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,628 Views)
Morguemisericordia
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stevapalooza
May 9 2008, 10:06 PM
morgue loves the horse cock.

uh, there's other kinds?
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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Lea
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Morgue's next stop "anal perforation!"

hurrah!
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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lori
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Anal? :clapping:
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Perforation! :clapping:
Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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lori
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What's weird is, I considered the centaur as well. And then decided against it because I don't find horses sexy. Which is all fine, except... does that mean I find canines hot?


You know what? No. I'm going with the idea that a werewolf is as alpha as a man can be and still have a human sized penis. :D
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Lea
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:huh:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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lori
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Oh, like you didn't coin the phrase, "Lori is an alpha whore."
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Lea
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I do believe that I coined the phrase "Lori is an alpha whore".

AND

"lori is an alpha anal whore".

-_-

Credit must be given where credit is due.
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Morguemisericordia
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I hereby credit Lea with way too much interest in Lori's anus.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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lori
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It's contagious. The interest, I mean. Not the anus.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Malicious Third Party.
Lori's anus kills perfectly great threads stone dead.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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theDootle
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
Jun 18 2008, 11:57 PM
Lori's anus kills perfectly great threads stone dead.

Lori's anus better stop stepping all over my thread-killing territory!
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Evil_Henry
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You need the concept of an afterlife if only so you can respond, when someone in heaven asks "so how did you die?" you can reply "raped by a kraken".

Like this fella:

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stevapalooza
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But giant squid DO exist. So this post may not fit the criteria for the thread. I'll have to refer this to the judges.
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theDootle
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After reviewing the tape, the referees have decided that Henry's post was a pentalty!

Delay of game!

Henry loses 15 yards


:judge:
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HollyHostess
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considering my day, i deserve to be fucked by megalon.

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Kiss me, I'm shit faced.
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stevapalooza
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It's those drill bit arms isn't it? You kinky little whore.


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coop
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Always had a thing for Mothra since I saw the movie at the theatre decades ago.

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Evil_Henry
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stevapalooza
Jun 19 2008, 11:23 PM
But giant squid DO exist. So this post may not fit the criteria for the thread. I'll have to refer this to the judges.

Leviathan then. Raped by a Biblical monster, that's pretty damned sophisticated. That's a tuxedo only rape.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Malicious Third Party.
Raped by a giant, sweaty, violent and famous creature?

John Leslie?
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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