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| If you HAD to be raped by a mythical creature.. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 4 2008, 06:05 PM (1,628 Views) | |
| Morguemisericordia | May 9 2008, 11:11 PM Post #81 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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uh, there's other kinds? |
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| Lea | May 10 2008, 12:35 AM Post #82 |
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Ninja Valid
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Morgue's next stop "anal perforation!" hurrah! |
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| lori | May 10 2008, 01:10 AM Post #83 |
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that chick, you know
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Anal?
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| ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle | May 10 2008, 01:16 AM Post #84 |
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The Fucking Omen Valid
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Perforation!
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Midway along the journey of our life I woke to find myself in a dark wood, for I had wandered off from the straight path. | |
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| lori | May 10 2008, 01:24 AM Post #85 |
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that chick, you know
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What's weird is, I considered the centaur as well. And then decided against it because I don't find horses sexy. Which is all fine, except... does that mean I find canines hot? You know what? No. I'm going with the idea that a werewolf is as alpha as a man can be and still have a human sized penis.
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| Lea | May 10 2008, 05:09 AM Post #86 |
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Ninja Valid
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| lori | May 10 2008, 05:44 AM Post #87 |
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that chick, you know
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Oh, like you didn't coin the phrase, "Lori is an alpha whore." |
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| Lea | May 10 2008, 07:52 AM Post #88 |
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Ninja Valid
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I do believe that I coined the phrase "Lori is an alpha whore". AND "lori is an alpha anal whore". Credit must be given where credit is due. |
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| Morguemisericordia | May 10 2008, 09:37 PM Post #89 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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I hereby credit Lea with way too much interest in Lori's anus. |
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| lori | May 11 2008, 02:26 AM Post #90 |
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that chick, you know
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It's contagious. The interest, I mean. Not the anus. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 19 2008, 04:57 AM Post #91 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Lori's anus kills perfectly great threads stone dead. |
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| theDootle | Jun 19 2008, 04:26 PM Post #92 |
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Saviour Valid
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Lori's anus better stop stepping all over my thread-killing territory! |
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 19 2008, 10:23 PM Post #93 |
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In Vino Veritas
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You need the concept of an afterlife if only so you can respond, when someone in heaven asks "so how did you die?" you can reply "raped by a kraken". Like this fella: ![]() |
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| stevapalooza | Jun 19 2008, 11:23 PM Post #94 |
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Dalek Valid
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But giant squid DO exist. So this post may not fit the criteria for the thread. I'll have to refer this to the judges. |
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| theDootle | Jun 20 2008, 03:21 AM Post #95 |
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Saviour Valid
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After reviewing the tape, the referees have decided that Henry's post was a pentalty! Delay of game! Henry loses 15 yards
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| HollyHostess | Jun 20 2008, 05:34 AM Post #96 |
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Consummate Cunt
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considering my day, i deserve to be fucked by megalon.
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| stevapalooza | Jun 20 2008, 03:52 PM Post #97 |
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Dalek Valid
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It's those drill bit arms isn't it? You kinky little whore. |
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| coop | Jun 24 2008, 05:36 AM Post #98 |
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Unregistered
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Always had a thing for Mothra since I saw the movie at the theatre decades ago.
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 24 2008, 12:23 PM Post #99 |
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Leviathan then. Raped by a Biblical monster, that's pretty damned sophisticated. That's a tuxedo only rape. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | Jun 24 2008, 01:53 PM Post #100 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Raped by a giant, sweaty, violent and famous creature? John Leslie? |
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