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I'll be your friend; Really, I will....
Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,819 Views)
Pestiferous
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If you buy me one of this lady's handbags:

http://www.karenwilson.ca/

You know, I don't even fucking like purses. I'm anti-purse. But we were in a bookstore last week, and I saw the Indian Queen purse (under gathered purses) and I was absolutely in love.

Until I ran over to the purse, and realize it was marked at $278. I'm nearly done justifying the purchase to myself...but by the time I get up the nerve to go buy it, it'll probably be gone.

So, yeah. I'll be your friend if you buy me that purse.
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stevapalooza
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You fag!
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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I'm afraid that the Plague-boat has sailed ...
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stevapalooza
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Now what will we talk about? We need a new foil.
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Pestiferous
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I'm not seeing any offers yet, Boys.

Try to stick to getting me that purse, please.
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i love them!!!


and they have a few shops in toronto that carry them....


hmmmmmmm.... and i'll be driving right thru there in a week or so...
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Pestiferous
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Aren't they gorgeous??!!

And I really despise purses. Really. But I had my hands on one, and the quality was amazing, the weight was nice, and the purse was truly lovely.

Gorgeous materials, gorgeous details. Even the nameplate is stunning.

If you can get one, get it. They are also made in tiny little batches, so whatever style you get you aren't going to run into a lady with the same purse.

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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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The justification wagon keeps on truckin' ... we're leaving shortly to see if the fucking thing is still there.

But hey, I got my over-priced PS3, can't really grumble. And it's in a bookstore, so I'll probably drop another couple hundred bucks myself.

Damn you Free Market Economy!
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Neat. I just justified myself some shoes.
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Pestiferous
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Yay, did you? Got a link?

I went and bought the purse. I justified it as follows:

1. Canadian designer - the purse was designed and sewn in Canada.

2. It is handmade in extremely limited quantities, so it's an investment. Really.


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Lea
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ooooooooooh pretty!


If it's the type of handbag (you call it purse) that you would get your money back tenfold then buy it!

It isn't the type that I would use daily (this is mine) I know.. spencer is my :wub: ) so I tend to buy expensive for the "every day" love it heaps bag.. and not as expensive for the occasionally ones.

But see.. i'm not a "bag bag lady" I'm more a shoes lady. Now talk to me about jimmy choos or prada.. i can justify a purchase in .01 nano seconds.

I love my choos. :wub:
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I had a bag I really liked, but small child vomited on it...and you know, nothing is really the same after a small child vomits on it.

The magic was gone, you could say.

I like your everyday purse, and I know exactly what you mean - I buy cheap one-offs for occasions where I need a little something to match my dress...but for everyday I would splurge a bit more.
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Lea
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spraken of shoes


:hug:
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Sure is nice now that Plague is gone, and the more thought-provoking issues may be discussed free of hindrance.

Like shoes.

And purses.

Maybe soon all of the men will be gone, leaving you women to claw each other's eyes out in estrogen-induced psychotic fits.

Once you've exhausted the benefits of discussing shoes and purses, of course.
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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I see that you're contributing well, Cyg. Bringing an argument to the thread makes the group so much better.

God forbid that Pest start a topic about something so unworthy of discussion as handbags! This is a serious forum, for serious discussion only. You can tell by the banner. :nod:
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May 13 2008, 05:42 AM
Sure is nice now that Plague is gone, and the more thought-provoking issues may be discussed free of hindrance.

Like shoes.

And purses.

Maybe soon all of the men will be gone, leaving you women to claw each other's eyes out in estrogen-induced psychotic fits.

Once you've exhausted the benefits of discussing shoes and purses, of course.

nothing will exhaust me from talking about shoes. I love shoes too much to leave them lonely and forgotten on the road side in favour of a cheap venom spit at the few retarded people on a forum - namely you, cyg, my little rancid twat flavoured fucksickle. :wub:


....and you know what? I bet if hitler was alive he'd have liked choos too. They'd have gone fabulous with his dirty sanchez... and.. you know.. nothing says "sanchez" like a good "choo".


now kindly fuck off and die :kiss:
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See... my everyday purses are cheap....

I throw them about, they get muddy, dusty, tumbly.....

I buy nicer purses for going out, but it never matches just one outfit; it has to be good for many.

... and now, I hate lea for introducing me to this: BAG
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May 13 2008, 05:42 AM
Sure is nice now that Plague is gone, and the more thought-provoking issues may be discussed free of hindrance.

Like shoes.

And purses.

Maybe soon all of the men will be gone, leaving you women to claw each other's eyes out in estrogen-induced psychotic fits.

Once you've exhausted the benefits of discussing shoes and purses, of course.

Again, I knew plague very well, and this sounds way too much like him.

Especially the use of the word "fits" -- Plague often used this term while disparaging women.

And it's just so darn interesting that cyg seems so vested and upset by the whole plague incident.

If cyg is not plague, then he's just acting weird.
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Totally different IP addresses.

Anyway - Cyg and Plague have argued before at length about gun laws and stuff like that, in Cheri's group. :)
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Lea
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May 13 2008, 11:43 AM
See... my everyday purses are cheap....

I throw them about, they get muddy, dusty, tumbly.....

I buy nicer purses for going out, but it never matches just one outfit; it has to be good for many.

... and now, I hate lea for introducing me to this: BAG

yah.. spencer and rutherford have bags to DIE for... and it becomes an obsession.. like.. i really, really want this one but .. well i have nothing to wear it with and I already have a justified bag purchase.


it still makes me weep though (DQ)
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