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Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,828 Views)
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May 13 2008, 11:55 AM
Totally different IP addresses.

Anyway - Cyg and Plague have argued before at length about gun laws and stuff like that, in Cheri's group. :)

I believe Plague is saavy enough to have two IP addresses. No?

I also believe that plague is disturbed enough to have an argument with himself.
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DAMN YOU LEA! DAMN YOU.
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Cyg's just pissed I started a handbag thread before he could.

It's obvious.
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I see that you're contributing well, Cyg. Bringing an argument to the thread makes the group so much better.


Who's arguing?

No, I'm agreeing.

Isn't it lovely not to have Plague to kick around any more?

Yes, onward with shoes and handbags.

Perhaps, next, there might be a discussion on feminine hygiene products.

Followed by, the obligatory, "risqué" lesbian flirting to substitute for actually getting together to lick one another's genitals.

But, not before more gossip and trash-talking about "Chat Rat" and "Dreamian."

Hey, pass me a margarita...

And a fucking

Virginia

Slim.
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I do apologize, Cyg - was I supposed to start a different kind of thread? Perhaps I should have started a thread you could have properly contributed to?

Hmmm, what are my options. Well, going on your past thread contributions, I suppose I could have started one on why women should just feel flattered when a coworker hits on them, or why Jews have it so much better than us.

Is that more your speed? It seems to be.

Why aren't you on Plague's board, giving him your unwavering support? God knows he fucking needs it, his board is dying on it's ass.

You sure know how to girl up a thread on handbags and shoes, Cyg.

Am I happy Plague left? He was becoming quite tiresome towards the end, must admit, but it's a shame over the circumstances. He could have been a man and simply asked management to moderate the board, but he refused. His reaction is entirely his fault, as are the subsequent consequences.

You sincerely feel Plague was being kicked around and merely retaliating - that's fine. But you're just as stupid as Skull was when he ran in here defending Marsha.

Come to think of it, you attacked me over Marsha as well, lol. Following me around for a few posts, complaining about my spelling...having me confused with someone else, but still not an apology.

I don't think this has anything to do with Plague whatsoever, but whatever problem you seem to have with me.

What is your issue, Cyg? What's the big problem?
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His problem is that his man-purse is an ugly knock-off from the K-Mart blue light bin.
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HERE are the shoes.... the polka dot ones.
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I'm drowning in estrogen! The only upside..my lovely new breasts!
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The other upside is that we have something to tease the wife with, by hovering her new purse over our slobbering, vicious attack dog and telling it "Kill!"
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for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Wes. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?



(Settle down, solidarity-femmes...I don't really mean it. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to use those lines from The Big Lebowski.)

However, since you ask, WES...

Firstly, you'll notice that my previous couple of posts weren't even addressed to you. In fact, the only person to whom I responded was Monkey. And, in all honesty, I was not singling you out in my little tongue-in-cheek protest. But, you've chosen to assume that I had been. That's kind of annoying.

Or, maybe it's just indicative of a guilty conscience?

Do you really want me to elaborate on what I don't like about you?

I'll tell you this, the main reason that I don't is one of the things that I don't like about you: your inability or unwillingness to argue an issue linearly without using false accusations and other distractions as tactics in order to avoid certain conclusions.

I think I told your husband once, in the chat room, that the only way to "win" an argument with you is to stop arguing. That's probably the best way to put it, being that long after you've lost the point, you'll continue arguing. Like in our last argument over your refusal to admit that you'd been even slightly, unpleasantly affected by Plague's "retribution."

In any case, Swords has it right. I'm just jealous about the purse.
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May 13 2008, 02:02 PM

sorry :unsure:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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May 13 2008, 08:26 PM
I don't like you sucking around, bothering our citizens, Wes. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior, and I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear?



(Settle down, solidarity-femmes...I don't really mean it. I just couldn't pass up the opportunity to use those lines from The Big Lebowski.)

However, since you ask, WES...

Firstly, you'll notice that my previous couple of posts weren't even addressed to you. In fact, the only person to whom I responded was Monkey. And, in all honesty, I was not singling you out in my little tongue-in-cheek protest. But, you've chosen to assume that I had been. That's kind of annoying.

Or, maybe it's just indicative of a guilty conscience?

Do you really want me to elaborate on what I don't like about you?

I'll tell you this, the main reason that I don't is one of the things that I don't like about you: your inability or unwillingness to argue an issue linearly without using false accusations and other distractions as tactics in order to avoid certain conclusions.

I think I told your husband once, in the chat room, that the only way to "win" an argument with you is to stop arguing. That's probably the best way to put it, being that long after you've lost the point, you'll continue arguing. Like in our last argument over your refusal to admit that you'd been even slightly, unpleasantly affected by Plague's "retribution."

In any case, Swords has it right. I'm just jealous about the purse.

:| why does it keep making that sound?
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You're insane, Cygnus.

I cannot make you understand that it DOES NOT bother me that Plague doesn't like me. I can tell you that, Lea can tell you that, Sword can tell you that, Monkey can tell you that...but you refuse to see it.

You're stuck in your own conclusion...which is laughable. Your entire post is about yourself - not me.

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And, in all honesty, I was not singling you out in my little tongue-in-cheek protest. But, you've chosen to assume that I had been. That's kind of annoying.


I made the thread you were whining about. So, yeah. You sort of singled me out.

You missed the vast majority of my points - why aren't you on Plague's board, giving your support where he obviously needs it?

The only person here that has made false accusations is YOU - your accusations against me in the case of Marsha, your accusations against me when it came to Lea, your accusations against my feelings towards Plague. You talked to my husband in chat about me? You're that big of a loser? Did you think he'd agree with you? Lol, were you looking for support?

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May 13 2008, 11:55 AM
Totally different IP addresses.

Anyway - Cyg and Plague have argued before at length about gun laws and stuff like that, in Cheri's group. :)

Cyg IS weird. and, they look nothing alike...
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cyg should be bound, gagged and thrown back into the ocean as a warning to any fish harbouring ambitions.


Indeed it is the genius of simon munnery, however, it's not only highly applicable here but should be exercised with great enthusiasm.


Wes you get the gag.. i'll find the ocean ;)
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I am a purse whore. Are you people trying to kill me?
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May 13 2008, 07:35 PM
cyg should be bound, gagged and thrown back into the ocean as a warning to any fish harbouring ambitions.

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Wes, you're doing exactly what I just said that you do, and that I don't like about you. You asked me what problems I have with you, and I have told you. And, now you've reacted to it by throwing up a slew of accusations to distract from the original issue, presumably because you didn't like how the discussion was going.

You've taken my good-humored, tongue-in-cheek comments, and made a bit of nastiness out of them. Seriously, you need to calm down. You've become hysterical over nothing.

The point of my original comments -- and, when I string together a handful of blatant stereotypes, like margaritas, feminine hygiene products and Virginia Slims, you should assume that I'm being facetious -- was that in driving away Plague, you've made this place that much less interesting and thought-provoking. That's all. You're not the only one who drove him away, nor were you the only one discussing purses and shoes, hence the lack of direct address to you.

So, now, I have to go through all of what you threw against the wall to refute it?

Which, of course, is what you want, right? So, that the conversation will digress in a direction more to your liking?

Very well, I'll play along for a limited time:


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he only person here that has made false accusations is YOU - your accusations against me in the case of Marsha


huh???? Marsha???? What are you on about???

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your accusations against me when it came to Lea


huh??? That you and Lea used your personal knowledge of each other, gained during your friendship, to tear each other apart when you fell out that last time?? Of which Lea has subsequently admitted to "meaning" every word???

That's a false accusation??

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your accusations against my feelings towards Plague.


That you got all upset and decide to post his photograph for public ridicule immediately after he revealed to you that he'd never really liked you during the time that you'd thought that you were, at least, friendly acquaintances?

That's a false accusation?


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You talked to my husband in chat about me? You're that big of a loser? Did you think he'd agree with you? Lol, were you looking for support?


Yes, I once mentioned you in the room to Euph when your fight with Plague was heating up. Uhh...that makes me a loser? Very well -- Cyg the Loser, who once mentioned Wes in the chat room to Euph -- yes, Wes the woman who's posted innumerable comments about "Dreamian," "Chat Rat," and Plague. This is the woman who is calling me a "loser" for mentioning her once to her husband.

But, yes, alright. I will stipulate to this point -- Cyg the loser. Everyone laugh at him. What a loser.

Actually, I'll let your husband tell you how he responded. But, since you ask, I will say that he did not disagree with any of what I said.
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P.S. -- And, Wes, for future reference...

If you don't want to know the answer to a question, then, don't ask me it.
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Now, then...

To return this thread to its former light-heartedness, I offer the following:

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