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I'll be your friend; Really, I will....
Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,827 Views)
Lea
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oh jesus h christ.


alright cyg.. i'll play this once.. wes is no doubt sick and tired of stating the same thing over and over again.

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Wes, you're doing exactly what I just said that you do, and that I don't like about you. You asked me what problems I have with you, and I have told you. And, now you've reacted to it by throwing up a slew of accusations to distract from the original issue, presumably because you didn't like how the discussion was going.



the original issue being handbags? do you have a link? I'm a handbag girl.. i wanna see it! if not.. kindly fuck off and die.. really.. you wandering into this thread to grab attention away from my shoes and bags is just uber gayness. The bags and shoes win.. you lose.. die now.


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You've taken my good-humored, tongue-in-cheek comments, and made a bit of nastiness out of them. Seriously, you need to calm down. You've become hysterical over nothing."


oi cyg .. you were being a bitch. that's right.. you were being.a.bitch. You came in here looking to start a nothing fight. I understand you are in need of jelly.. but really you're just a rancid twat. Please die.

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The point of my original comments -- and, when I string together a handful of blatant stereotypes, like margaritas, feminine hygiene products and Virginia Slims, you should assume that I'm being facetious -- was that in driving away Plague, you've made this place that much less interesting and thought-provoking. That's all. You're not the only one who drove him away, nor were you the only one discussing purses and shoes, hence the lack of direct address to you.


your original comments in which thread (question mark) Clearly your thong of insanity has yet to be unbound.. so lets address the issue.. Fact 1. you are a twat. Fact 2. you lustage some plague. Fact 3. you're throwing a fit because wes started a thread about handbags to die for.. and swords, lori and I jumped the bandwagon? This upsets you.... .sorry how? And what does that have to do with plague? Or you? or plague not being here .. or any discussion on plague.. or any statements made to plauge.. any pictures posted of plague?! jesus cyg.. it's a thread on handbags.. get over it already. Really.. pick your purty princess hemline up and leave if it's so "offending" to you.


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huh??? That you and Lea used your personal knowledge of each other, gained during your friendship, to tear each other apart when you fell out that last time?? Of which Lea has subsequently admitted to "meaning" every word???


cyg it's time to get over it. Wes and I may have gone to war.. we might have thrown up some cheap pot shots.. but no lasting damage was done. See how easily we can get over it? See how easily we can converse with each other? Why? we had a blow out.. and we both, being adults, GOT over it. Time you did the same pumpkin. Time you sucked it up and accepted that wes and I, no matter our differences have a fuck load of similarities and aren't petty enough just to disagree with each other so we keep up appearances. I'm over it. WEs is over it. YOU need to get over it. And you need to start working on your reading comprehension.. wes never said those things about me... that is the bottom line.. and it is the last time I'll speak of it.



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That you got all upset and decide to post his photograph for public ridicule immediately after he revealed to you that he'd never really liked you during the time that you'd thought that you were, at least, friendly acquaintances?



I want you to sit down. Take a nice deep breath. What i'm about to say is going to come as a bit of a shock. i know for a FACT (yah truth wins again) that Wes was never fond of plague. I used the word "fond" becuause I want to be polite. I spoke to her just before she was to meet plague for the first time. I know she did it because Wes is, a good friend of swords.. and as good friends do.. you suck it up and get on with someone you don't really like. She never hid the fact that she wasn't particularly "fond" of him but she was "polite". To be honest I get it. I get that plague went " i don't like you! hiss! hiss! whine!" and wes went "really? thank fuck! i don't like you either! now i dn't have to feel guilty about doing this!". After what plague did to swords i'm surprised that wes held off for so long.. but you know.. sometimes people try to see the best in others even when they don't deserve it. I wouldn't have been nearly as kind.




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Yes, I once mentioned you in the room to Euph when your fight with Plague was heating up. Uhh...that makes me a loser? Very well -- Cyg the Loser, who once mentioned Wes in the chat room to Euph -- yes, Wes the woman who's posted innumerable comments about "Dreamian," "Chat Rat," and Plague. This is the woman who is calling me a "loser" for mentioning her once to her husband.


cyg you are a loser. Running to her husband? You great big nancy girl.. pull your frilly knickers up and get over it. No one is listening anymore.. other than to laugh. But hey, if you're okay with being mocked.. who am I to stand in your way.


I know you're looking for a piss fight and I know that i've gotten under your skin. Perhaps it hurts to know that I don't care what you think of me (soul included). I wont apologise for what I say to you. I wont backtrack on anything I've said to you or about you. I've given you this much of my time... for which you should be grateful.

this is the last time I give my time to your attention seeking stupdity, cyg.

Now.. for the last time.. do fuck off and die.


Thanks

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Actually, I'll let your husband tell you how he responded. But, since you ask, I will say that he did not disagree with any of what I said.


Cute, Cyggy. And much like the last time you cited a quote of mine, you completely bypassed the irony with which it was intended. I'll presume it's lack of imagination on your part. This is a pretty piss-poor last line of hand-waving to distract from how much of a tool you're coming across as, btw.

As a side note, if you'd like this clarified in the chat-room where you seem to recall me toadying to master cygnus in whatever twisted S&M, boot-licking, nazi fantasy you've constructed, tell your buddy Plague to open the door.
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hey man, I just recounted what you said both times.

(the most recent time, alluded to above, I only recounted what you didn't say, and left it to you to recount what you did say.)

I can't be held responsible for the subtleties of your "wit" or what you intend to mean when you don't say it.

And, neither have I typed a word to Plague since his falling out here.

Which really has me longing for our once passionate homosexual butt-relations.
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Lol, what I didn't say? I can only presume now that you remember my name in the room and not partaking in the conversation at that time.

You "recounted" that I said nothing, and left it to me to confirm what? That you were mistaken? Quite right, sir. Either that or, as you say, you weren't quite up to percieving what I was saying. Given your inability to catch what is being said to you of late, I'm leaning towards the latter.

And seeing as you're asking now for confirmation, let it be stated in front of all these lovely people, and in no uncertain terms that not only do I disagree with you now, I disagreed with you then. As someone who not only met Plague, but met the person he's completely fucked over online and were privvy to a few more particulars regarding his behaviour, I feel he deserved the absolute kicking he got. It brought out the worst in him, but I hardly feel that's anyone elses fault.
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Lol, what I didn't say? I can only presume now that you remember my name in the room and not partaking in the conversation at that time.


Dude, scroll back up and sort it out.

I was hesitant enough to get even slightly involved in your...uhh...domestic business.
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Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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I was hesitant enough to get even slightly involved in your...uhh...domestic business.



Lol, so hesitant you decided to say you talked to him...without even the slightest provocation?
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ffsss. factual wench.. get thee behind me!
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From what I gather, Swords initiated the public feud with a sequence of inappropriate and disparaging remarks, which eventually culminated into the recriminatory insinuation that Plague used his generosity to "control" the friendship. Apparently she felt beholden to Plague and during a rough patch in their relationship -- presumably caused by a double-standard she sought to impose on Plague's board conduct, with regards to Pest and her 'dialectal' savvy-- Swords eventually delivered herself of this burden by publicly assailing Plague, declaring the friendship to be a financial transaction, and thereby ending the friendship. This prompted Plague to re-evaluate their past relations, giving rise to the public illation that Swords was in fact a money-hound. Which, if irony would grand it, became indeed the truth, after she took it upon herself to publicly declare that she would 'defiantly' keep the kitchen knifeset for 'rendered services'. Integrity, pride and self-respect be damned! This is P&A.com! (By the way, did Plague even ask for the birthday/christmas gift to be returned? Such a lovely nuance, that.)

Swords has since then gradually slid down the scales of public ignominy and hysteria into territory hithertofore seen only with the likes of Lea and Marsha. In my book, Swords is a consummate pariah. And I suppose a few sympathetic gestures are in order for her husband. :lol:
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Thanks for the 90210 recap, Mock. Who do you think Brenda will take to the dance?
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You people operate like an all-devouring locust swarm -- gnawing and nibbling on every last morsel of verity, until there remains nought but the worthless refuse of a thorough campaign of slander and defamation.

Of course the nature of the locust and its lowly contemptible behaviour remains prominently enshrined in the chaos left behind.
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May 14 2008, 08:08 AM
You've taken my good-humored, tongue-in-cheek comments, and made a bit of nastiness out of them. Seriously, you need to calm down. You've become hysterical over nothing.

The point of my original comments -- and, when I string together a handful of blatant stereotypes, like margaritas, feminine hygiene products and Virginia Slims, you should assume that I'm being facetious -- was that in driving away Plague, you've made this place that much less interesting and thought-provoking. That's all. You're not the only one who drove him away, nor were you the only one discussing purses and shoes, hence the lack of direct address to you.

Ahhhh, you were being facetious!! I know that was directed at Pest, but I didn't get it either. I just thought you were being an arsehole.

Let me quote you again:

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I can't be held responsible for the subtleties of your "wit" or what you intend to mean when you don't say it.


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May 15 2008, 06:08 AM
From what I gather, Swords initiated the public feud with a sequence of inappropriate and disparaging remarks, which eventually culminated into the recriminatory insinuation that Plague used his generosity to "control" the friendship. Apparently she felt beholden to Plague and during a rough patch in their relationship -- presumably caused by a double-standard she sought to impose on Plague's board conduct, with regards to Pest and her 'dialectal' savvy-- Swords eventually delivered herself of this burden by publicly assailing Plague, declaring the friendship to be a financial transaction, and thereby ending the friendship. This prompted Plague to re-evaluate their past relations, giving rise to the public illation that Swords was in fact a money-hound. Which, if irony would grand it, became indeed the truth, after she took it upon herself to publicly declare that she would 'defiantly' keep the kitchen knifeset for 'rendered services'. Integrity, pride and self-respect be damned! This is P&A.com! (By the way, did Plague even ask for the birthday/christmas gift to be returned? Such a lovely nuance, that.)

Swords has since then gradually slid down the scales of public ignominy and hysteria into territory hithertofore seen only with the likes of Lea and Marsha. In my book, Swords is a consummate pariah. And I suppose a few sympathetic gestures are in order for her husband. :lol:

Shut the fuck up plague. Don't be bitter. Get a fucking life. Get a fucking friend.

Get the fuck out.

Take grumpy with you.

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Oh and everyone.... be jealous... I touched koril's bag. It's bigger than I thought... and prettier.

She had 3 things inside... lol too cute.
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Mock Posted on May 15 2008, 02:15 AM
You people operate like an all-devouring locust swarm -- gnawing and nibbling on every last morsel of verity, until there remains nought but the worthless refuse of a thorough campaign of slander and defamation.


One which you were quite happy to be a part of until the wind changed in your direction. You seem to see yourself as some on-high critic, which I'm sure couples up nicely with your other delusions of aloofness, but your comments put you down in the mud with everyone else.

Nice hysterical over-use of a metaphor there, by the way.
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I'm not understanding something here...

Why are Mock and Cygnus determined to recap events as they see them everytime they post?

Why are Mock and Cygnus complaining about Plague's absence when they know where they can find him, and his apparent thought-provoking banter?


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I ate 3 pieces of that banana bread.

It better be low carb bitch :P
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Lol, how did it taste? I can't taste or smell anything, so I had no idea if it came out alright.

It's not low-carb, but the entire bread only has 3/4 cups sugar in it...it's not great, but its not horrific.

We got home last night and Molly passed out right away. She's still dragging her ass around this morning. She's exhausted today.
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It's good! It was warm even.

I want to BBQ this weekend but I don't even know if I'll have time.... are you free if I do?
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We're going home to Ontario this weekend - we're free next weekend?
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