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Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,826 Views)
Cygnus-X1
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Lol, so hesitant you decided to say you talked to him...without even the slightest provocation?


Well, I did tell him that.

It was just part of the story.

You know, to give "context."

And, I don't feel it's too much of an intrusion into someone's life to say that I've told their spouse something, and to recount what it was that I'd told him. It was, after all, only my words that I was recounting.

What I was hesitant about was recounting your spouse's reply.

I and it wouldn't have occurred to me to do so without your asking about it in your snide, derisive little way. Frankly, I'm surprised that you'd even bring it up again. You just don't know how to cut your losses, I guess.
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Ahhhh, you were being facetious!! I know that was directed at Pest, but I didn't get it either. I just thought you were being an arsehole.


Monkey, I was being an arsehole.

And, I was also being facetious.

A facetious arsehole.

They're not mutually exclusive, you know.

And, my wit's not that subtle.

Not in that post, anyway.

In any case, my post didn't try to communicate any information that was totally absent and utterly un-alluded and utterly un-implied.

It was only my tone that was subject to the elusiveness of my "wit."

There's quite a difference between that and my exchange with Euph.

But, I wouldn't expect you to know that, since you didn't witness the latter.

That didn't stop you from drawing a comparison to it, though.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Cyg, I have no idea what 'exchange' you're referring to. As I've said before, you've either misremembered, misunderstood something or concocted it entirely in your head. I'm going with option three.

Again, stop hand-waving. You seem to be clinging onto this like some sort of sacred artefact, all the while threatening to throw it to the ground if you don't get your way or have us acknowledge you as being in the right.

Oh, the carnage it would cause. Oh, how irritating. Oh, how very much like having fucking Plague back.
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Cygnus-X1
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Lol, so hesitant you decided to say you talked to him...without even the slightest provocation?


And, here's the punchline that I neglected above:

The original "provocation" was YOURS!!!

I would never have thought to detail your less flattering attributes at that juncture were it not for your having asked me!!!

And, then, after I've given you what you've asked for -- and, I will admit to some naivete in having taken your request seriously (I really thought that you wanted to know) -- not only do you demonstrate what I'd just criticized you for, but you act as though it was my idea to bring up the topic in the first place!!!

I mean...are you intending for this all to be as funny as it is?

This would make for a fantastic SNL skit: The Girl Who Was Always One Step Behind.

Look, I'm happy to stop discussing your personality foibles here, but you have to stop setting me up.

I'm only a man. I have my weaknesses just like everyone else.
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I dunno, Euphe...maybe you were drunk.

If after I tell you, you still don't remember, I'm sure that we can find some other people who were in the room when it happened.

Truth be told, I probably can't be bothered with any of it.

But, if you keep bugging me about it, I might acquiesce.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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But, if you keep bugging me about it ...


You brought this increasingly more hypothetical scenario up, Shitnus. Curious that your defense there of "we can find people in chat to back my story up" only applies to you, as I'm banned from chat.

That, and it's all in your head.
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And, I don't feel it's too much of an intrusion into someone's life to say that I've told their spouse something, and to recount what it was that I'd told him. It was, after all, only my words that I was recounting.

What I was hesitant about was recounting your spouse's reply.


How were you "hesitant"? You brought it up, all on your own. It doesn't even fit anywhere. It was completely out of the blue, for no apparent reason.

I asked you what your problem was - you translate this into a vague recollection of mentioning me to my husband in a chatroom once? How the fuck does that work out, exactly?

My God, you're a desperate man.

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You brought this increasingly more hypothetical scenario up, Shitnus. Curious that your defense there of "we can find people in chat to back my story up" only applies to you, as I'm banned from chat.

That, and it's all in your head


Oh, so now it's my fault that you're banned from the chat room?

And, it's all a fiendish plot by me to fabricate a conversation between us, just so that I could refer to it contextually when I would later slyly manipulate Wes into challenging me to list my problems with her, right?

And, now, having flawlessly executed my master plan, I can sit back in smug comfort and satisfaction, knowing that the only means of you learning of my fabrication has been prohibited you by Plague, the person from whom the conflict-precursor to my plot stems?

IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE THINKING YOU FUCKING LOON??!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Did you even read what I said?

I said that "we" couldn't verify anything in chat because I was banned. No accusations at all beyond those in floating around in your head.

I at no point claimed you were smart enough to have any sort of masterplan, nor would I given the evidence presented. You are clearly incapable of following very, VERY simple explanations and even simpler questions put to you.

You histrionic prick.
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How were you "hesitant"? You brought it up, all on your own. It doesn't even fit anywhere. It was completely out of the blue, for no apparent reason.


LOL!!!!!!

Oh my God....

Dude, just stop....

YOU'RE FUCKING KILLING ME OVER HERE!!!!!


My impression of Wes at breakfast:

"Why did you give me that glass of orange juice, Cyg? I asked you for a glass of orange juice, and all on your own, completely out of the blue, you hand me a glass of orange juice for no apparent reason."


In response to your asking me to list my problems with you, I mentioned that I'd shared one of them with your husband, to add a context of sincerity, i.e. rather than that criticism being something that I was coming up with on the fly, in order to deride you, I revealed that it was a sincere enough problem that I'd mentioned it directly to your husband in the chat room.

And, then, you come back at me with the mockery, "Oh, and did you expect my husband to sympathize with you?"

The irony of which is that he DID sympathize with me!!! And, in no way, shape or form did he argue, contradict or offer any correction to my criticism of you!!!

And, now, in spite of all my efforts to keep this information to myself, you have finally bugged me enough to nullify my previous efforts!!!

Is there anything else, Wes?

Shall we now scrutinize Euph's words, which he is totally denying?

Are you just a glutton for all this?

I'm trying so hard to keep out of your personal business, and you just won't have it.
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You've completely dropped your basket now, Cyg.

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In response to your asking me to list my problems with you, I mentioned that I'd shared one of them with your husband, to add a context of sincerity, i.e. rather than that criticism being something that I was coming up with on the fly, in order to deride you, I revealed that it was a sincere enough problem that I'd mentioned it directly to your husband in the chat room.


Yes, I asked you what your problem was - and you made up a conversation about chat. Lol, that's not orange juice and orange juice.

When will you stop flapping about and actually say what you claim he said? You claim he sympathized with you?

Get to the point, enough smoke and mirrors. Either you're going to state what you claim he said, or you're going to keep nannering on about orange juice.

I have a guess as to what it'll be. Orange juice, anyone?
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Cygnus-X1
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

HOLY SHIT!!!!

NOW, I'VE LOST IT!!!!

GUILTY AS CHARGED!!!!

I FULLY ADMIT TO BEING HISTRIONIC PRESENTLY!!!!

THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!


So, what the fuck does this mean, Euph??:

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Curious that your defense there of "we can find people in chat to back my story up" only applies to you, as I'm banned from chat.



If not an implication that I am relying on your inaccessibility to the chat room as a means of getting away with a story that I have fabricated, WHAT ELSE CAN IT POSSIBLY MEAN????

Why is it so "curious" that I have access to the chat room as a means of corroborating my claim while you do not???

WHAT'S SO CURIOUS ABOUT THAT, EUPH??!?!?!?!?!?!
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What's with all the caps, Crazy-pants?
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Yes, I asked you what your problem was - and you made up a conversation about chat.


yES, i've dropped my basket, Wes.

But, no, I haven't made anything up.

Oh, man...are you ready?

Here it comes....(the wording may be slightly off, but, I assure you that the meaning is fully intact):


I was telling your husband that, "The only way to win an argument with you is to stop arguing, because you'll keep on going long after you've clearly lost the point."

And, his reply: She's easier to deal with after she's been hit upside the head."

And, my rejoinder: "lol -- That I believe."


...and that's that.
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I'm having a laughing fit, Wes.

This doesn't happen too often, so I'm taking the time to enjoy it.
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It's curious, shithead, because for all your hand-waving and hysterical kuro-esque posting, all you're basing this on is a no-doubt off the cuff and tongue-in-cheek comment I've made. And hystrionic because you've concocted a huge drama around it.

It implied, as you correctly surmised, that yes - you were advocating a proving ground I couldn't access. You said:

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Oh, so now it's my fault that you're banned from the chat room?

Which is a different accusation, and one in which I called you on your drama-queen antics.

Seriously, Cyg. You're a waste of fucking time and effort. Go back to heckling women.


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That was your big gun, Cyg? You've never seen Euph in chat before?

That was his way of dismissing you. You can't tell?

You've held onto this "gem" for how long?

Oh my god, lol. I actually pity you right now. You've made a complete and utter ass out of yourself - anyone reading that knows exactly how Euph intended it.

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And, his reply: She's easier to deal with after she's been hit upside the head."


Lol, that was it? That's your big fucking tell-tale, everyone will shit when they hear it, armaggedo-post?

Piss-poor. I've said far funnier stuff on the boards. Bear in mind that I was completely correct with my initial assessment of the turd up your sleeve:


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Cute, Cyggy. And much like the last time you cited a quote of mine, you completely bypassed the irony with which it was intended.


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Midway along the journey of our life
I woke to find myself in a dark wood,
for I had wandered off from the straight path.
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It's curious, shithead, because for all your hand-waving and hysterical kuro-esque posting, all you're basing this on is a no-doubt off the cuff and tongue-in-cheek comment I've made.


So, it's "curious" that you cannot access the chat room as a means of corroborating my claim, while I can access the chat room for that purpose, because the reply of yours in question -- a reply which, hither to this post, you have completely denied having made -- was made tongue-in-cheek???

That's why it's curious that you cannot access the chat room to verify whether you made that comment??? BECAUSE IT WAS A COMMENT MADE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!


God damn....

YOU TWO ARE FUCKING KILLING ME OVER HERE!!!!!

THAT'S SUCH AN INCREDIBLY BAD NON SEQUITUR!!!!!!


HEY, EUPH...YOUR WIFE HAS ASKED FOR SOME ORANGE JUICE. SO, WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T TIE YOUR SHOES!!!!

BECAUSE THE SPEED LIMIT IS ONLY 55!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apparently, getting Plague banned has made Cygnus fall off the fucking deepend.

I'd actually be concerned, if he wasn't such a little shit.
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