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Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,823 Views)
Pestiferous
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Poor Cyg.

See, there were two topics being discussed - the FIRST topic was you crying about the thread. I merely outlined a few of your previous favourite topics. (May 13th).

The SECOND topic was you being an anti-semite - I wasn't the first on the thread to call you that. This second topic came up when you attempted to defend yourself against Henry's comment.

Are you really this stupid? Is this real? Or are you just fucking with everyone?

Like a ways back, when you really thought Euph was agreeing with you - do you really believe that?
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May 21 2008, 12:03 PM
The heavy-weights in this community have all withdrawn their support, Euphemia. What's left is a gaggle of housewives, the Ardra posse and our naive Monkey. Certainly not much of an audience, now that the boards have been cordoned off.

Who the hell do you consider to be "heavyweights"? And, I'm sorry, and I realize I'm probably only what you term a housewife, an "insult" you've tossed around before, but please tell me that you don't take this so serious as to believe that even if you were some hot shit on this board, you do realize it's a fucking forum on the internet with less members than your local friends of the library meeting. Please tell me this.

I am so floored by these references to internet popularity and great debaters on a forum whose last banner was about Jesus robot sex and the pretension that some posters are of more importance than others because... you find them more interesting? I mean no disrespect to Monkey or Henry, and I enjoy it here, but I don't believe they take this board to be anything more than it is, so I'm not slamming them or the board. But, Mock, seriously? Get some perspective, stop assuming that people who are different than you are beneath you, and get over yourself.

You can use your thesaurus and spout big words all day long to try to reinforce this belief that you're somehow better than those around you, but until you recognize that everyone, even people you dislike, can offer a perspective you can learn from, you're really just blowing smoke up your own ass.
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I can't tell what his complaint is. Is it that the board has been "cordoned" off, and he was forced to end his three long weeks of *Guest* appearances?

No longer allowed to view the boards under the dark cloud of night, Mock is now forced to let people know when he's on the board...and <gasp> what he's looking at...Is this the big piss-off?

Has something been lost here?
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lori
May 21 2008, 11:06 PM


I am so floored by these references to internet popularity and great debaters on a forum whose last banner was about Jesus robot sex and the pretension that some posters are of more importance than others because... you find them more interesting? I mean no disrespect to Monkey or Henry, and I enjoy it here, but I don't believe they take this board to be anything more than it is, so I'm not slamming them or the board.

Couldn't agree more, dear.


Mock's stereotypes are rather entertaining, though. I've been with P&A in its various forms for nine years, and apparently I'm naive. :lol:
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Nine years? Wow. That's longer than me. I think. Who remembers. I think I started coming in 2000. I remember because I was just getting over my Y2k jitters.

Come to think of it I remember people referencing a chatter who was very young. Maybe that was Monkey. My life's a blur.
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I was 14 when I first started chatting on MSN. I remember P&A when it first started, good times that they were. I've only just turned 23, so in fairness it might be more like 8 and a half years, I don't remember exactly what time of year it was when I first started chatting :)
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I've been with P&A in its various forms for nine years, and apparently I'm naive.



Will had a thing for calling you naive as well. I was a terrible friend for "allowing" you to date Henry.
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Is this really what you're going to do now?

After I've just detailed how disingenuous your reasoning tends to be?


I guess the answer is yes. You really are going to do this now.

And, after this, it'll be some other inane, disingenuous thing.


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The SECOND topic was you being an anti-Semite - I wasn't the first on the thread to call you that. This second topic came up when you attempted to defend yourself against Henry's comment.


You were the first to bring up the Jews discussion from more than a year ago. You brought it up for the purpose of complaining about what other people say. In this case, other people being me.

You. Wes. Complained about something that I said more than a year ago, and have never since revisited, and then went on to try and deride Me for complaining about what other people say.

Henry has never referred to me as an anti-Semite prior to your having brought up the Jews discussion. And, then, on his very next post in this thread, Henry refers to me as an anti-Semite.

Coincidence? Doesn't matter, really. Only Henry can say whether he was motivated by your lead or not.

The larger point was that you went on to whine about it.

You went on to whiiiiiiiiine about what "other people say."

You went on to whiiiiiiine about me.

And, you did it WHILE trying to deride me for....

(wait for it)

...."whining about what other people say."

And, the even LARGER point is the litany of your falsehoods and disingenuous reasoning that I detailed above, none of which was even instigated by me, as my original joculation -- and all subsequent comments by me have been in response to your arbitrary interpretation of that joculation being a personal indictment of you -- was, in fact, not a criticism of you.

But, as none of that is of any importance to you -- your chronic misinterpretation, fabrications about people, disingenuous reasoning, hypocrisy -- I fully expect you to ignore it and continue to take issue with trivialities in the hopes that I and others will forget about the elephant in the room.

So, let's on with it, shall we?

Let us now argue about whether Henry's Cyg-the-Anti-Semite comment was inspired by your previous complaint about my Jews discussion from more than a year ago. Perhaps Henry will chime in and state either that his calling me an Anti-Semite was completely independent of your previous comment (which would be quite a coincidence, being that he's never called me an Anti-Semite before that, and neither have I made comments about anything relating to Judaism since that discussion more than a year ago), or that your having made reference to that discussion indeed inspired his subsequent labeling of me.

So, let us continue with this trivia, and ignore the glaring awfulness of your comments hitherto.

On with the trivia!!

But, be sure not to whiiiiiiine about anything in the process, Wessy.

You must always be on guard against that now, for I am ever vigilant.
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You. Wes. Complained about something that I said more than a year ago, and have never since revisited


Not true at all - I wasn't complaining, I was asking you if you'd prefer to discuss that topic, since you weren't keen about the topic at hand.

Please show how that is complaining.
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I won't lie, though, I think the fact that you find me THAT influential absolutely hilarious. You really think, after all your dumbass posts and that ridiculus thread you made over a year ago, that Henry called you an anti-semite just because I mentioned Jews?

You really believe that?

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You must always be on guard against that now, for I am ever vigilant.



Sure you are. From the way you post, I doubt you can even wipe your own ass properly, Cygnus.
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Cygnus-X1
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It doesn't matter whether Henry was "influenced" by you. Making a subsequent comment about a topic raised by another person is hardly tantamount to being "influenced."

You might stink like dog shit, prompting someone in your company to remark about the quality of certain odors, but it would be somewhat a delusion of grandeur to call that "influence" in a serious way.

What matters is that you brought it up first, as I said -- "matters" in a trivial sense, of course -- and, that you went on to whine about it.

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Not true at all - I wasn't complaining, I was asking you if you'd prefer to discuss that topic, since you weren't keen about the topic at hand.

Please show how that is complaining.


So, you weren't complaining when you asked me if I'd prefer to discuss a topic that I have not cared to discuss in more than a year -- a topic which, along with the "sexual harassment in the workplace," you were antagonistic about when it was discussed more than a year ago?

But, you weren't complaining when you raised those distasteful topics all on your own recently, right?

You just figured that, it having been so long since I'd said anything about Judaism or sexual harassment, that I might want to discuss those topics again, right?

And, even though you didn't care for my thoughts about those topics more than a year ago, you just figured that you'd take this opportunity to offer to discuss them with me again, right?

But, you weren't expressing any disapproval about my comments concerning those topics, right?

No, you were genuinely concerned about the quality of my discussion-forum experience, and figured that I might like to discuss some old topics that I have not cared to discuss in more than a year, right?

IS THAT WHAT YOU MEAN TO IMPLY, WES?
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So, you weren't complaining when you asked me if I'd prefer to discuss a topic that I have not cared to discuss in more than a year -- a topic which, along with the "sexual harassment in the workplace," you were antagonistic about when it was discussed more than a year ago?


That's not even close to the definition of complaining. See, you whined and complained about the topic of this thread (see your first few posts). Now you're running around calling everything I post a complaint in retalliation.

Next you'll be calling yourself rubber, and me glue.

I simply brought up a couple of topics you seemed to discuss with enthusiasm, since you were complaining about the topic of purses and handbags being unsuitable.

I will note, however, your lack of new topics...and your refusal to post at Plague's new site, which is chock full of topics I'm sure you'd find more interesting than mine.

So why the hesitation? How come you haven't joined Plague's community, Cyg?

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Jesus christ, cyg, Will nothing make you happy?

You came into a perfectly enjoyable thread and fucked it over. Why? Buggered if I know.. but it probably has something to do with the fact that you need to constantly be vying for wes's attention.

Now you're bitching at wes because she went "fine cyg, what would you like to discuss.. I listed a few things you seemed to be interested in talking about previously". Now, yet again, it's all her fault.


Suddenly I'm getting a very clear, rather ugly, image of you.

I'm sure that the women you associate with face to face are more than used to you telling them that whatever you're feeling.. it's THEIR fault. Whatever you do.. THEY have made you. Tell me cyg? What happens when they don't back down? Do you carry on like a sexist frog caught under the heel of a woman who thinks you should be crushed? or do you give them a little "touch up" around the ears every now and then just so they know who's boss?


You're trying to get Wes to see your point of view and when she doesn't (which is always).. you can't handle it. Your posts are becoming filled with more and more rage.. more and more hysterics. and more and more hurt feelings.


go talk to plauge.. or marsha.. or whomever the fuck you can carry on like an utter spazwad around without anyone questioning it.


Oh yah. And die.
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damn you, woman!


Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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hate me because i'm beautiful... love me because i'm perfect :P
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Well, I must express my gratitude to you, Wes, for looking after my discussion-forum interests so dutifully.

Some people might find that my having discussed a certain topic only once, more than a year ago, and never before nor since, would suggest a relative disinterest on my part for that topic.

But, not you.

You see things differently.

And, I can see now that you genuinely were concerned for my satisfaction when you suggested that I discuss two topics about which my opinions were particularly distasteful to you when I offered them, more than a year ago.

And, I gotta tell you....I really am touched by your sentiment, Wessy.

I'm feeling a warm feeling in my chest about it.

And, well...golly, I feel like such a heel for ever having doubted the sincerity of your intentions.

And, I reckon that, even though you went on to whine about what I said more than a year ago regarding one of the topics that you'd just brought up as an offering for my appeasement, and then tried to deride me for the very transgression that you were simultaneously committing, i.e. whining about what other people say, not to mention the litany of aforesaid items -- fabrication, chronically disingenuous reasoning, etc... -- it's all now remedied by the revelation of your kindness and generosity.

And, I'd just like to take this opportunity to say....

Well...

Thanks.
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one of the things i love about the internet is how it allows old people to hang out with younger people.

and so what if the old people dont exactly understand whats going, or understand the humour?

its just great to have that ever-present aroma of stale piss.
did i mention...im shy?
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I said Cygnus was whining and complaining, so Cygnus says *I* am whining and complaining about his whining and complaining. Yes, yes. We all know Cyg isn't my biggest fan right now.

NO ONE CARES.

He's guilty of more hand-waving...redirecting from the subject at hand: Why isn't Cygnus showing Plague his support and joining his dying forum?

Why follow me around from thread to thread when a man he thinks is so wronged, such a victim of injustice, is going unsupported on another forum?

I don't think this was about Plague whatsoever.
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Morguemisericordia
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eh.


where the fuck is the movie thread??!?!

The Game Plan is a great feel good movie. A little weak on dialogue sometimes, but I liked it.

'course the fact that the Rock was in it and smiling with those beautiful dimples and twinkling brown eyes didn't hurt either.


k, i'm done.


damn you, damn you to hell, Lea...er, wait.... isn't it a bit hypocritical of me to damn you to hell because you throw death wishes around like a hooker and her ass?

hmm...
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