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Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,822 Views)
Cygnus-X1
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Wes, why have you taken to whining about me in the third-person now?

Can't you even face me when we talk any more?

WHAT HAS BECOME OF US??!!??


Here, this illustration will serve as my surrogate:

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Tell the black hole what's troubling you.

Remember to use "feeling" words.
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ChlamydiaRuntlestuntle
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Interestingly creepy "Tell Daddy all about it, little girl ..." response there. Add that to the uniform fantasy you concocted on the other thread and I think we're starting to get to the root of Cyg's issue here.
Midway along the journey of our life
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Pestiferous
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Indeed, creepy. Will sent me an email once that was quite similar.

Although Will's emails usually had enough substance to make adding a picture unnecessary.

Cyg has a way to go, it seems.
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Cygnus-X1
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I can't take credit for your "Daddy" interpretation, folks.

What I had in mind was a therapist.

And, why wouldn't I express my gratitude for Wes being so helpful? She's been looking after my discussion-forum interests by offering very old topics for me to discuss. That's certainly helpful. And, she's been directing myself and others over to Plague's group. Also quite helpful. Who wouldn't find that endearing? No, the chat-traffic-cop metaphor is spot on. I'm sure of it.

But, I see that you're still whining about me in the third-person, Wes.

Am I really that intimidating to you?

Just try my idea.

Talk to the image of the black hole.

You might find it easier.

Your husband can even hold your hand while you do it.

Which is basically what he's already doing on the boards anyway, so, there won't be any jarring change to your comfort-zone.
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Pestiferous
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What I had in mind was a therapist.



I've had that in mind for you for a few days now, Cyg. Either you've gone completely mental and obsessed over this issue, or your mother is freeze-dried in your basement and you wear her clothes.

A few more crazy responses from your end will help the decision, of course.
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Lea
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indeed.. it puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!! :angry:
Yes. I am talking about you. Fuckstick.
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Lea
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girls I believe I found the mother load!

the purse blog


and I want:

this

and

these


and

this !!
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Lea
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I wish i had this when I was bald instead of the dodgy beanie vs bald head look.

:wacko:
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Cygnus-X1
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I've had that in mind for you for a few days now, Cyg. Either you've gone completely mental and obsessed over this issue, or your mother is freeze-dried in your basement and you wear her clothes. A few more crazy responses from your end will help the decision, of course.


There you go, Wes.

See, it wasn't so hard to face me. I'm not so scary after all.

Another person helped by Cygnus. Quite satisfying.


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Mother wants me to ask you what issue you think I'm obsessed about.

But, I can see that you're nervous, poor thing, and you need to rest.

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Cyg, either make a point or I'm just going to start ignoring you.
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zippy® Posted: May 23 2008, 01:28 PM 

one of the things i love about the internet is how it allows old people to hang out with younger people.

and so what if the old people dont exactly understand whats going, or understand the humour?

its just great to have that ever-present aroma of stale piss.


Worth reminding everyone of, I feel.
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Cygnus-X1
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Cyg, either make a point or I'm just going to start ignoring you.


What sort of point would you like for me to make now, Wes? I've made so many already, and beaten most of them into the ground several times over. But, I understand that you struggle with such things, so I will have patience with you.

Feel free to ignore me, in any case. I won't be offended.
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Pestiferous
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Good. You find it easier for me to ignore you, than for you to make a point.

I agree wholeheartedly.
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May 25 2008, 07:59 PM


Worth reminding everyone of, I feel.

you do?
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Indeed. Worthy of laudation.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Cygnus-X1
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Good. You find it easier for me to ignore you, than for you to make a point.

I agree wholeheartedly.


Heh.

Well, that's not what I said at all.

That's just you trying to deny the validity of everything I've said hitherto.

It's perfectly understandable. I mean, what else can you do?

You could admit your mistakes, but you don't want to give me the satisfaction.

But, it's a sign of strength and not weakness to be able to admit one's mistakes. It shows confidence in one's own character and abilities.

And, there's no virtue in the kind of obstinance that you display.

It's not often mistaken for righteousness by thoughtful people.

...

And, that's that.
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Lea
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just fuck off already..
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Morguemisericordia
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no, Cyg. stay.

i like you.

but let's talk about something else.

guitars & sexy assed women. eh?
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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lori
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that chick, you know
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Agreed. This whole thing? Way more boring than purses.
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Cygnus-X1
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That's funny...

I was just gonna say aren't you glad that the thread went in this direction because it's so much more interesting than purses and shoes?

But, Lori opined before I could ask.

And, your opinion, Lori, leads right back, full circle, to my facetious mocking of the purses-and-shoes discussion (that led to this) as stereotypically female.

Ha!

But, thanks for expressing your appreciation, ladies. I shall endeavor to please you both.
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