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| Pestiferous | May 27 2008, 12:27 PM Post #161 |
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
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Good! Finally! Back on to purses and shoes, then! YAY! |
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| Evil_Henry | May 27 2008, 10:03 PM Post #162 |
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In Vino Veritas
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I wanted to join in but my search for "Spam purse" resulted in... an actual purse. It's too late and I'm too confused to go anywhere further with it.
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 28 2008, 12:46 AM Post #163 |
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Davros Valid
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Henry, you're like the dude who shows up to the party at 3am to find little more than pizza boxes with but mostly-eaten crusts in them, empty kegs, red Solo cups filled with beer and cigarette butts, on every flat surface of the domicile, and a girl passed out on top of a guy who's also passed out on the couch with the passed-out girl's vomit on his shirt. Oh, and Stairway to Heaven playing on the stereo. |
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| Evil_Henry | May 28 2008, 12:54 PM Post #164 |
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In Vino Veritas
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From urban dictionary: "Spam Purse Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound' and 'spaz hole' " Anyway, I called you an anti-semite and Mock a cyborg because they were great little epithets that everyone would understand. I don't ACTUALLY think you're an anti-semite, obviously. You've never said that you think they are inferior, which would be a good start for a decent run at being a racist. You did get accused of being anti-semitic a while ago and defended yourself quite vigorously, so it's pretty funny to bring it up every now and then to see if you bite. |
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| Cygnus-X1 | May 29 2008, 01:31 AM Post #165 |
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Davros Valid
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Isn't that nice.
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| Morguemisericordia | May 29 2008, 09:38 PM Post #166 |
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Saddam Fonz Valid
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That Evil Henry has one long assed memory of people's piccadillos. |
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| EuphemiaRuntlestuntle | May 29 2008, 10:22 PM Post #167 |
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Malicious Third Party.
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Lol.
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 1 2008, 02:30 AM Post #168 |
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I think it just shows that I care and love all of you, regardless of colour, creed and... stuff.
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| Evil_Henry | Jun 1 2008, 02:31 AM Post #169 |
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In Vino Veritas
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Showed this to everyone in my department in work. Not everyone fully got why I was in giggles at genital mutilation but hey. Share and share alike. |
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