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Topic Started: May 12 2008, 08:44 PM (1,820 Views)
Pestiferous
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Chief Officer of Operations and Quality Management Controller
Good! Finally!

Back on to purses and shoes, then! YAY!
Like my avatar? It has your eyes, doesn't it?
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Evil_Henry
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I wanted to join in but my search for "Spam purse" resulted in... an actual purse. It's too late and I'm too confused to go anywhere further with it.

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Cygnus-X1
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Henry, you're like the dude who shows up to the party at 3am to find little more than pizza boxes with but mostly-eaten crusts in them, empty kegs, red Solo cups filled with beer and cigarette butts, on every flat surface of the domicile, and a girl passed out on top of a guy who's also passed out on the couch with the passed-out girl's vomit on his shirt.

Oh, and Stairway to Heaven playing on the stereo.
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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Evil_Henry
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From urban dictionary:

"Spam Purse

Endearing slang for the female reproductive organ - vagina. Also known as 'quim', 'minge', 'axewound' and 'spaz hole' "


Anyway, I called you an anti-semite and Mock a cyborg because they were great little epithets that everyone would understand. I don't ACTUALLY think you're an anti-semite, obviously. You've never said that you think they are inferior, which would be a good start for a decent run at being a racist.

You did get accused of being anti-semitic a while ago and defended yourself quite vigorously, so it's pretty funny to bring it up every now and then to see if you bite.
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Cygnus-X1
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Isn't that nice.

:dalek:
* This post is not a veiled, cryptic insult about anyone.
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Morguemisericordia
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That Evil Henry has one long assed memory of people's piccadillos.
Thank God for Haters. Else I'd have no drama in my life.
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
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Lol.

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Son: What's that Daddy (pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower).
Daddy: That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound.
Son: Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt.
It's a glitch! An incredibly specific glitch!
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Evil_Henry
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Morguemisericordia
May 29 2008, 09:38 PM
That Evil Henry has one long assed memory of people's piccadillos.

I think it just shows that I care and love all of you, regardless of colour, creed and... stuff. :pimp:
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Evil_Henry
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EuphemiaRuntlestuntle
May 29 2008, 10:22 PM
Lol.

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Son: What's that Daddy (pointing at Mummy getting out of the shower).
Daddy: That's where mummy was hit by an axe, that's her axe wound.
Son: Wow, bloody good shot, got her right in the cunt.

Showed this to everyone in my department in work. Not everyone fully got why I was in giggles at genital mutilation but hey. Share and share alike.
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